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#21 OFFLINE   californianfreak

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 08:38 PM

omg I feel really bad ruining this wish but..... when you meet Lana, you will try and take a selfie with her but she will say "Fuck it!' and walk off to her hotel.

 

I wish to have a nice cup of tea


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 08:42 PM

but every time you drink the tea, you gain 2 pounds  :creep:

 

 

i wish i was famous  :hooker:


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 08:56 PM

You're famous for your bad weaves mostly

 

I wish I could detect if people instantly like me when I meet them or not


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 08:59 PM

you find out no one likes you (i feel mean im sorry chief)

 

i wish for death


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 09:14 PM

you Don’t die, but someone very close to you does

I wish I lived in CA

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 06:55 AM

You finally move to California, but then the long-awaited biggest mother-of-all earthquakes happens there. California sinks under the dark blue ocean...

 

I wish I won the lottery to buy everything I want.


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Posted 18 May 2018 - 12:18 PM

You think you win the lottery and buy a bunch of expensive things, but a week after you are informed tht they made a mistake and then fall into a deep debt

I wish for Morricone, Piano Theme, My Song 57, Lemonade Motorcycle Heaven, and Coconut and Key Lime Pie

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 12:31 PM

But they still unleaked until the end of the times.


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Posted 18 May 2018 - 12:39 PM

It leaks, but for some reason you phone refuses to play it

I wish for Ice cream

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 12:41 PM

You get salmonella

 

I get to hang out with all of Lana's ex boyfriends and they tell me anecdotes about her


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Posted 18 May 2018 - 12:57 PM

But after that, they all kill you

 

I wish I could travel to all my favourite places


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Posted 18 May 2018 - 01:04 PM

You do, but you get murdered there

I wish I was in Italy rn

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 01:20 PM

you go but drown in the sea of an italian beach

 

 

i wish i had already charli xcx's new album 



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Posted 18 May 2018 - 01:32 PM

you are steps away from getting it and are struck by lightning and die

 

i wish it was summer all year round 


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Posted 18 May 2018 - 01:33 PM

*The sun is a deadly laser*

 

I wish I could listen to 3 songs at once so I get to know more music in this short lifespan


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Posted 18 May 2018 - 01:42 PM

You can, but you can never listen to music one at a time again

I wish for Sarah Brightman’s new album

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 03:19 PM

She announces her retirement from music.

 

I wish to learn more languages.


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Posted 18 May 2018 - 04:36 PM

You will learn new languages, but will forget which words belong to which language and constantly switch between languages while talking after every word

 

I wish Grimes wasn't working with Poppy


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Posted 18 May 2018 - 04:40 PM

well she is!

I wish I could have real 3 wishes in real life. :)


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Posted 18 May 2018 - 05:38 PM

a genie appears to grant you 3 wishes but you don't speak the same language so you get nothing

 

 

i wish to be a princess 


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