Corrupt a wish, Bish!

[californianfreak 3,479]

omg I feel really bad ruining this wish but..... when you meet Lana, you will try and take a selfie with her but she will say "Fuck it!' and walk off to her hotel.

 

I wish to have a nice cup of tea

[Party Party 3,531]

but every time you drink the tea, you gain 2 pounds 

 

 

i wish i was famous 

[kitschesque 9,848]

You're famous for your bad weaves mostly

 

I wish I could detect if people instantly like me when I meet them or not

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,748]

you find out no one likes you (i feel mean im sorry chief)

 

i wish for death

[Serene Queen 4,776]

you don’t die, but your whole family, all of your friends, and Lana do

 

I wish I lived in CA

[Cherry on Top 395]

You finally move to California, but then the long-awaited biggest mother-of-all earthquakes happens there. California sinks under the dark blue ocean...

 

I wish I won the lottery to buy everything I want.

[Serene Queen 4,776]

You think you win the lottery and buy a bunch of expensive things, but a week after you are informed tht they made a mistake and then fall into a deep debt

 

I wish for Morricone, Piano Theme, My Song 57, Lemonade Motorcycle Heaven, and Coconut and Key Lime Pie

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,334]

But they still unleaked until the end of the times.

 

 

I wish we had a HQ file of Brite Lites demo

[Serene Queen 4,776]

It leaks, but for some reason you phone refuses to play it

 

I wish for Ice cream

[kitschesque 9,848]

You get salmonella

 

I get to hang out with all of Lana's ex boyfriends and they tell me anecdotes about her

[UltraHeroin 8,801]

But after that, they all kill you

 

I wish I could travel to all my favourite places

[Serene Queen 4,776]

You do, but you get murdered there

 

I wish I was in Italy rn

[Masochism 15,400]

you go but drown in the sea of an italian beach

 

 

i wish i had already charli xcx's new album 

[LonelyLolitaMotel 1,088]

you are steps away from getting it and are struck by lightning and die

 

i wish it was summer all year round 

[kitschesque 9,848]

*The sun is a deadly laser*

 

I wish I could listen to 3 songs at once so I get to know more music in this short lifespan

[Serene Queen 4,776]

You can, but you can never listen to music one at a time again

 

I wish for Sarah Brightman’s new album

[Cherry on Top 395]

She announces her retirement from music.

 

I wish to learn more languages.

[californianfreak 3,479]

You will learn new languages, but will forget which words belong to which language and constantly switch between languages while talking after every word

 

I wish Grimes wasn't working with Poppy

[Wild One 3,305]

well she is!

I wish I could have real 3 wishes in real life.

[LonelyLolitaMotel 1,088]

a genie appears to grant you 3 wishes but you don't speak the same language so you get nothing

 

 

i wish to be a princess