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#41 ONLINE   annedauphine

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 06:25 PM

you never find your prince(ss) charming

 

I wish to marry Lana  :cuteface:


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#42 ONLINE   LonelyLolitaMotel

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 06:25 PM

you never find your prince(ss) charming

 

I wish to marry Lana  :cuteface:

A WISH COME TRUE IF YA ASK ME ;)


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#43 OFFLINE   Masochism

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 06:31 PM

you never find your prince(ss) charming

 

I wish to marry Lana  :cuteface:

Lana marries your sister instead 

 

I wish i could sing 


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#44 OFFLINE   Lonely Lolita

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 07:55 PM

Yo can sing, but can never talk again

I wish I was rich

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 08:40 PM

You are rich, but all of your credit cards and money transform into used condoms

 

I wish I could be a singer


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Posted 18 May 2018 - 08:43 PM

you become a singer but then twitter stans will find your old racists tweets and cancel you

 

i wish i had blue eyes 


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#47 OFFLINE   Lonely Lolita

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 08:44 PM

Your eyes turn blue, but you also become blind

I wish I was better at math
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Posted 18 May 2018 - 08:49 PM

You are now better at meth, as the californianfreak genie misread your wish

 

I wish I had some strawberries 


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#49 ONLINE   SparkleJumpropeNoose

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 08:50 PM

the strawberries are moldy as hell

 

i wish my pizza would arrive


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Posted 18 May 2018 - 09:06 PM

Pizza arrives at the wrong place

 

I wish I could read peoples minds



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Posted 18 May 2018 - 09:08 PM

But you're too dumb to that


I wish we had YG unedited

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 09:16 PM

YG unedited surfaces on the web and we all see it but the moment someone is trying to download it it gets removed from the internet forever by Lana herself and then she posts a grainy video on the Honeymoon instagram account, saying: ''You wish, you little fat fucks!''

 

I wish I had more friends


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#53 OFFLINE   Lonely Lolita

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 09:16 PM

It leaks, but it SUCKS. Also how we know it’s edited?

I wish I was eating rn

EDIT: that was for @LanaReyLoreen

@UltraHeroin: you have more friends but you hate them

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 10:00 PM

you gotta eat ass

 

i wish for school to be over


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#55 OFFLINE   Lonely Lolita

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 10:06 PM

It’s over, but can’t remember anything you learned so you can’t get a job

I wish I was with my best friend rn

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 11:44 PM

Sorry sis but your best friend just died in a car accident on their way to see you

 

I wish it was summer already



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Posted 18 May 2018 - 11:46 PM

It rains the whole summer

I wish I had a nice Spanish teacher!!

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 11:48 PM

she's so nice and makes the class feel at home that you all forget it's a class and fail all your spanish exams

 

i wish i was dead already 


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#59 OFFLINE   Lonely Lolita

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 11:50 PM

Your wish comes true

I wish for Lana news

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Posted 19 May 2018 - 08:11 AM

She secretly goes to rehab and nobody knows where she is for months, because her heroin addiction is just too hard to defeat.

 

I wish for world peace.


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