Corrupt a wish, Bish!

[UltraHeroin 8,801]

Sadly, that would never happen

 

I wish I could be on an exotic island right now

[Serene Queen 4,776]

There’s a hurricane

 

I wish I was asleep

[Cherry on Top 395]

You fall into a coma.

 

I wish to live in a palace.

[Serene Queen 4,776]

It burns down with you in it

 

I wish God Knows I Tried was a single

[Gone user 5,367]

It's Lana's last single ever and she stops releasing music

 

I wish I become an author

[WildMustang 14,725]

but you break your arm and you can't write

 

 

I wanna bike by the sea while listening to music

[daytonadeath 3,596]

sorry girl but now you are deaf 



I wish that Lana leave mainstream pop music

[GreatTimes 140]

Lana pursues a career as a professional dancer 

 

I wish I pass my exams 

[WildMustang 14,725]

but you are sick during all the exam period so you fail everything

 

 

I wanna eat without gaining weight 

[Masochism 15,400]

you become so skinny that you disappear

 

i wish i could go to japan

[Cloudbusting 5,383]

Goddamit I’m too slow as always

You go to Japan but you can’t understand anything so u get lost

 

 

I want ice cream

[WildMustang 14,725]

but laryngitis hit you before you get some

 

I want to finish the college

[Serene Queen 4,776]

You do, but are later informed that you ah e to do college over

 

I wish for the AKA rerelease

[Miss Doing Nothing 1,663]

Lana says she plans on doing so, but never talks about it again

 

I wanna get high

[Serene Queen 4,776]

You overdose and die

 

I want a garden

[Cherry on Top 395]

You get the rose garden of your dreams, but it's set on fire by fiends.

 

I'd like to be able to buy all the music I want at once.

[True Romance 6,187]

youre broke as fuck!
 

i wanna travel around the world

[Ultra Violet 18,412]

 

Sorry I quoted wrong page and somehow can't remove it! 

 

 

You get to travel the world but you lose your home and have nowhere to go back to

 

I wish I didn't have to care about the people from my past

[Cherry on Top 395]

You stop caring about people from your past, but start worrying about people from your future instead.

 

I wish to learn to play the piano.

[Serene Queen 4,776]

Your fingers fall off

 

I wish to go to AUS and NZ