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#161 OFFLINE   Lonely Lolita

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Posted 02 June 2018 - 07:44 PM

They all die

I wish for a Key Largo dvd

2000239_300.jpg They said I'm too loud for this town, so I lit a match and burnt it down.


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Posted 02 June 2018 - 08:57 PM

you get one but it's broken 

 

i wish it was august already 



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Posted 03 June 2018 - 07:16 AM

You fall asleep and wake up surrounded by Christmas decorations.

 

I wish there were less people on Earth.


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Posted 03 June 2018 - 04:47 PM

People continue to spawn

 

I wish summer wasn't so depressing


i have a disco ball mind, lights flashing all of the time


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Posted 03 June 2018 - 05:55 PM

You are made to listen to Summertime Sadness 10 times every day for the rest of your life.

 

I wish to be able to fly like I do in my dreams.


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#166 OFFLINE   LonelyLolitaMotel

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Posted 13 June 2018 - 03:44 PM

YA FLY INTO A WINDOW AND WRECK YO SHIT 

 

 

i wish i was a personal shopper 


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Posted 13 June 2018 - 05:50 PM

You become Lana's personal shoe shopper and you're embarrassed to buy all those unappealing granny flats.

 

I wish to own lots of diamonds and expensive jewellery.


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#168 OFFLINE   Lonely Lolita

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Posted 13 June 2018 - 06:52 PM

It all gets stolen

I wish summer was eternal

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Posted 13 June 2018 - 07:41 PM

It's summer forever, it stops raining, it gets hotter and hotter, there's a massive drought and everybody, including you, die from hunger and thirst 

 

I wish to be able to read minds


My body is stuck in the ocean~~~tumblr_oo739iaDzM1v31k7mo1_500.png My mind is lost in the universe*** 


#170 OFFLINE   Lonely Lolita

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Posted 13 June 2018 - 07:43 PM

You discover that everyone hates you

I wish I wasn’t so easy to read

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 06:58 AM

You turn into an ancient Egyptian manuscript.

 

I wish my dog was well behaved.


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Posted 14 June 2018 - 09:02 AM

You tell your dog to play dead and he dies.

 

I wish I could wake up a billionaire.



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Posted 14 June 2018 - 09:07 AM

you wake up without anything at all, no house, no money, nothing

 

 

i wish sky ferreira wasn't "dead"



#174 OFFLINE   Lonely Lolita

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 11:04 AM

She’s not “dead,” she’s dead

I wish Lana wasn’t “dead”
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Posted 14 June 2018 - 11:44 AM

she finally updates on instagram. she says she's retiring from music and moving to new mexico to live in solitaire 

 

i wish finals were over


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#176 OFFLINE   Lonely Lolita

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 11:48 AM

Your finals are over because your life is over

I wish for Avril Lavigne’s new album already!

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 12:13 PM

She finally releases her album but it's panned, it has a 23 score on Metacritic and Avril announces she is retiring and never making music again. She's over.


I wish I had money.

#178 OFFLINE   Lonely Lolita

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 12:15 PM

You’re rich but miserable

I wish for a new Lana leak lol

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 12:19 PM

LDR6 leaks in full and Lana is pissed off so she announces she is taking a long break (+7 years).


I wish I was skinnier.

#180 OFFLINE   Lonely Lolita

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Posted 14 June 2018 - 12:21 PM

You’re so skinny that you snap in half

I wish for racism, xenophobia, homophobia, ageism, etc to disappear completely

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