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What if Lana was real??

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#1 OFFLINE   Stargirl


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Posted 16 June 2018 - 10:16 PM

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if Lana were not a telepathic witch robot alien who lives in the center of the moon in a mansion bathed in artificial sublight where she keeps a collection of every rose mentioned in earthly literature and plays on a vintage record player the top hits in 1949 while making calls to various world leaders in an attempt to facilitate world peace while, if necessary, utilizing her psychic abilities to subtly influence politicians to do her bidding for the sake of human expansion throughout the galaxy and eventually the universe, to which end she will work tirelessly, immortal until her duty is fulfilled.

I can't imagine it but I think it would be interesting
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#2 OFFLINE   Clampigirl


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Posted 16 June 2018 - 10:39 PM

When is Galactico, Tropico’s sister, coming? I need it more than ever now.
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