Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Rorman Nockwell 53,565]

God bless Lana but it must be really hard to manage her. 

 

 

Yeah, it's no doubt why Ben has the demeanour of a fed up school teacher

Slightly off topic but I found it funny how this is accurately placed in past tense, bc the record's done, reminding me of how long it's been it is waiting for the recooooord 

 

I mean, I hope it's indicative of something, log lady's pretty significant in a sense so let's hope it means something at least a joke, but there's usually some kinda truth hidden in them- but we'll never really know fersure 

 

She's holding a fire log ... she's about to light everything the fuck up with Norman Fucking Rockwell, perhaps 

[Make me your Dream Life 82,711]

She's holding a fire log ... she's about to light everything the fuck up with Norman Fucking Rockwell, perhaps 

We can honestly only fucking hope.mp3 

 

 

OT has anyone made a mermaid themed vid archive MAC video bc that'd b lovely 

[Rorman Nockwell 53,565]

We can honestly only fucking hope.mp3 

 

 

OT has anyone made a mermaid themed vid archive MAC video bc that'd b lovely 

 

No but I made this

 

[movebaby 5,379]

No but I made this

 

absolutely glorious

[Rorman Nockwell 53,565]

absolutely glorious

 

I had a vision

[Make me your Dream Life 82,711]

No but I made this

 

OHMYGOD.  She's fuckin beautiful  Rorman, biiiiiitch  oweihgeraiognwoingeariogheighaerighr !! ! ! ! ! !!!! ! 

[salvatore 21,763]

OHMYGOD.  She's fuckin beautiful  Rorman, biiiiiitch  oweihgeraiognwoingeariogheighaerighr

 

one day i'll understand the inner machinations of ur crowded mind in what made u transition to a gif streaming bot with the wildest scenarios and events that you post alongside rightful text despite the gifs having next to no real place or coherence with what ur saying...even after elle said to curb gif usage u crank the bitch up harder than a sailor boy arming a cannon towards an innocent village

 

chaotic neutral

 

definitely not good but not chatoic chatico enough for evil

[Make me your Dream Life 82,711]

one day i'll understand the inner machinations of ur crowded mind in what made u transition to a gif streaming bot with the wildest scenarios and events that you post alongside rightful text despite the gifs having next to no real place or coherence with what ur saying...even after elle said to curb gif usage u crank the bitch up harder than a sailor boy arming a cannon towards an innocent village

 

chaotic neutral

 

definitely not good but not chatoic chatico enough for evil

Loev ya too Sal o o 

[FallingCherry 7,731]

She might not even interact with the crowd in Ireland to avoid people asking for new songs, but honestly it's not like she would Cinnamon or HIAB if she heard someone asking

[Make me your Dream Life 82,711]

She might not even interact with the crowd in Ireland to avoid people asking for new songs, but honestly it's not like she would Cinnamon or HIAB if she heard someone asking

Mm. I'm actually a bit worried at what she'll b performing for that set, seeing as to how we haven't heard much of anything in full yet. Made a post on what I thought would b great to perform there at the castle but that was waaaaaaay hundreds of pages ago. 

 

Safe bet is to think she'll perform National Anthem and VG too tho 

 

edit: also, we knew what happened when they asked her to perform something new at Buku so 

[bored 7,829]

I'm actually a bit worried at what she'll b performing for that set, seeing as to how we haven't heard much of anything in full yet.

 

I'd expect something like this...

 

01. Cruel World

02. Cherry

03. Pretty When You Cry

04. White Mustang

05. Blue Jeans

06. Born To Die

07. Mariners Apartment Complex

08. Summertime Sadness

09. Ride

10. Video Games

11. Venice Bitch

12. National Anthem

13. High By The Beach

14. West Coast

15. Off To The Races

[honey dew 10,304]

I'd expect something like this...

 

01. Cruel World

02. Cherry

03. Pretty When You Cry

04. White Mustang

05. Blue Jeans

06. Born To Die

07. Mariners Apartment Complex

08. Summertime Sadness

09. Ride

10. Video Games

11. Venice Bitch

12. National Anthem

13. High By The Beach

14. West Coast

15. Off To The Races

 

[GeminiLanaFan 45,725]

I just relistened to In Your Car, which I had not done in a while. Fuck this song is beautiful.

[violets 11,893]

it would be so understandable if she just wanted to make music quietly for the sake of art but she can't make that transition without communicating it and expect fans who've stuck with her through her career of massive productions to not be confused and angry

all she has to do is make an honest statement not veiled by poetic words or ambiguity and she can extinguish this shit storm in 1 second

you said it so well

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

No but I made this

 

And just like that, we've found a perfect cover for NFR 

[Foxglove 2,266]

at this point why dont Lana go full nutcase and just make an entire album as one single music video that reuses the MAC / VB / HIAB footage and the Freak footage, AND throws in some Daryl Hannah Splash vibes for effect

what will it take to convince Lizzy to bleach her hair again, will we ever get new music, how many licks does it take to get to the end of the NFR era, the world may never know

[divebarsinger 2,715]

it would be so understandable if she just wanted to make music quietly for the sake of art but she can't make that transition without communicating it and expect fans who've stuck with her through her career of massive productions to not be confused and angry

all she has to do is make an honest statement not veiled by poetic words or ambiguity and she can extinguish this shit storm in 1 second

 

and just like that... the last 50 pages of this thread have been filed away nicely 

 

till later...

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

I wish she had turned into a different kind of lazy, and decided to pick a dozen old unleaked songs we've never heard of, put them in an album, used some Neil Krug pic from 2017 as the cover and called it a day. It would have required even less effort on her part, and we would have probably been happier for it.

[mrborntolose 9,630]

No but I made this

 

please open a “Lana Del Rey as Troll Dolls” thread PLEASE PLEASE

[American Whore 47,406]

Honestly... Velvet Crowbar would be a perfect track for this album I think. “You’re not that bright for a star...” “I was addicted to you but I didn’t know it... you were afflicted by booze” ugh it’d be perfect and those GUITARS could you fucking imagine if they redid the instrumental and kept it heavy guitar led