Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Make me your Dream Life 82,701]

What if Elizabeth’s “top of the year” comment was some subliminal contrived bottom awareness PSA or something? Sis has been lazy af lately and tops can be passive af while the bottom does a lot of work (plus all the preparation beforehand) #BottomAwareness

Lana, reversed name to anaL, loving anal? 

[Rorman Nockwell 53,557]

lowkey can Lana just change the title of NFR so we more of less disassociate this era with the album? just call it 'Jack Fucking Antonoff' or even 'Beef Fucking Stroganoff' tbh

 

Stroganoff would be a concept

 

If she changes it to "Jack Fucking Antonoff" then "Jack I love these chords" had better be on it or ELSE.

[forkpt1 830]

WHERE THE HELL IS THE ALBUM IMA EXPLODE !!!!!

[bluefiona 8,050]

WHERE THE HELL IS THE ALBUM IMA EXPLODE !!!!!

 

 

NFR must have some kind of 24/7 police protection because nothing has leaked yet. Lana ain't playing.

 

[13bitches 6,174]

Lana, reversed name to anaL, loving anal? 

King’s Anal

[lil aerosol 2,295]

eith

 

NFR must have some kind of 24/7 police protection because nothing has leaked yet. Lana ain't playing.

 

either that or her and Jack were literally just buttfucking for their entire studio sessions and haven't recorded anything yet.

 

no songs = no leaks 

 

[kitschesque 9,848]

Why are yall reading Genius lyrics when these are only transcribed from the trailer snippets as if it was the full lyric? 

[Roll With me 5,640]

lowkey can Lana just change the title of NFR so we more of less disassociate this era with the album? just call it 'Jack Fucking Antonoff' or even 'Beef Fucking Stroganoff' tbh

 

Stroganoff would be a concept

 

I vote for 'Cha Cha Fucking Matcha'

[bluefiona 8,050]

eith

 

either that or her and Jack were literally just buttfucking for their entire studio sessions and haven't recorded anything yet.

 

no songs = no leaks 

 

 

 

[Make me your Dream Life 82,701]

King’s Anal

Does matcha contain a lot of fiber bc that would explain a lot-

[Creyk 11,495]

I haven't been this BORED since I believed in Jesus.

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

roses bloom for you is the only song that can save this album

Also the good life but pigs will fly before that

[American Whore 47,355]

Did anyone hear that Kali Uchis x Mac Miller x Free Nationals song called Time? Did FN produce it? Bc that’s the production I’m expecting from Lana and I’m hoping Jack can do something similar like that on this album

[Beautiful Loser 45,715]

Yosemite is the only song that can save this album

[GeminiLanaFan 45,719]

roses bloom for you is the only song that can save this album

 

 

Also the good life but pigs will fly before that

 

You're setting yourself up for disappointment, I think. Lana has been a fucking let down this whole year with her promo, true, but TGL and RBFY were not Jack produced songs (unless he retouched them, but I always thought this album was a Jack-Lana coproduction from A to Z). RBFY might have tiny chance since it fits the atmosphere of the album because of the piano (though not lyrically: it's very spring and all with the roses and lilacs) but TGL? It fits nowhere NFR sonically. We have a better chance of a leak for TGL and maybe to see RBFY on a «best-of» collection, I think. I'd love to hear these two songs, both sound amazing, but the hope that these two will be on NFR are slim, like skinny-slim. 

[PARADIXO 31,450]

Also the good life but pigs will fly before that

 

[Wynwood 19,966]

lana really didnt want this album to leak huh

[GeminiLanaFan 45,719]

lana really didnt want this album to leak huh

And yet, the longer it takes for it to be out, if one of us has the chance of putting his hands on it, watch out the shit show. I never want future things to leak before the release date (i’m Flexible about the day before lol)... except this time around. If it leaks, i’m not sure i’ll Be able to control myself and wait.

[Make me your Dream Life 82,701]

lana really didnt want this album to leak huh

An album? There isn't one, the ep's all were gonna get

[necessary sacrifice 8,864]

If NFR hasn’t leaked yet, not even a single song, I doubt it will. Especially with the snippets, people have been begging for specific songs, yet still no leaks. Lana’s finally succeeded in protecting her album. Maybe that’s one of the reasons she doesn’t feel pressured to release it before she’s ready. It’s probably refreshing.