Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Future Jazz 8,944]

Gays as soon as they hear an acoustic guitar: EwWw WhY iS sHe DoInG cOuNtRy NoW???

Yeah and it works with everything she’s been trying to do since 2014. New stuff is given little value until it’s known that it won’t be released

[LonelyLolitaMotel 1,088]

I'm not sure about that 

nah she likes making money

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335]

so these songs are gonna be the yosemite and BAR of nfr or

[American Whore 47,542]

As long as she’s having fun with her music, we should support it. If you don’t like it, don’t listen. It’s not for you then. And that’s fine and okay. You’re entitled to an opinion but if she wants to have fun while making her music, more power to her.

[salvatore 21,763]

so these songs are gonna be the yosemite and BAR of nfr or

don’t dare relate those one off fun fruitless tracks to my goddamn children you vermin

[WildMustang 14,725]

Venice Bitch is on like every year end list I’ve read so far.

 

We stan an experimental QUEEN

Of course, it's a masterpiece

[American Whore 47,542]

so these songs are gonna be the yosemite and BAR of nfr or

Lmao basically yes they are

[99centlips 8,518]

nah she likes making money

 

lmao I KNOW those lollapalooza checks be looking right. I just KNOW.

[LonelyLolitaMotel 1,088]

lmao I KNOW those lollapalooza checks be looking right. I just KNOW.

summertime sadness is her fav 

[four leaf clover 395]

if its gonna be released on march 29 (near april) i would love her to reveal the album cover in january, announce the full tracklist in early february, one single in late february and another in early march, then drop the album. i hope she doesnt make this release any more complicated than it needs to be 

[99centlips 8,518]

summertime sadness is her fav 

 

Gucci, all of a sudden, is too 

[bored 7,832]

With Jack on the record too, I don't think he'd want Lana to make some cobbled together mess of a song that was made in 3 minutes and put it on the album. He seems to have a really strong sense of direction with all his works and even if I don't like some of his work, it rarely sounds rushed

 

Yeah, with any luck this is another 2014 situation - Norman Fucking Rockwell is finished and she's making it's companion to follow in 2020 (Honeymoon 2.0).

[Terrence Loves Me 71,607]

Wow. So Lana is really doing country now huh? I hope you ugly folk gays are happy!

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE HER DO.

 

All this talk about that ugly trash yosemite hillbilly bitch song and now she's turned to the dark side, happy country music sucks so bad i cant even explain it. If she's really going down this route then she better give us some depressing ass ballads OR ELSE this is gonna be a complete disaster, the lack of taste here is uncanny..... I'm not even that on board with the sound of MAC AND VB but at least they're still cute tracks, this is a mess and me and hornymoon will NOT STAND FOR IT

[bored 7,832]

Wow. So Lana is really doing country now huh? I hope you ugly folk gays are happy!

 

All this talk about that ugly trash yosemite hillbilly bitch song and now she's turned to the dark side, happy country music sucks so bad i cant even explain it. If she's really going down this route then she better give us some depressing ass ballads OR ELSE this is gonna be a complete disaster, the lack of taste here is uncanny..... I'm not even that on board with the sound of MAC AND VB but at least they're still cute tracks, this is a mess

 

She made two country influenced songs for fun. Unlikely to be on the album.

 

How can you call Yosemite trash when we haven't heard it?

 

Ultraviolence is the one if you only want depressed Lana - imagine wanting a woman in her 30's to remain depressed just so you can relate to her music or whatever.

 

Mariners Apartment Complex and Venice Bitch are the most exciting and experimental tracks she's done since 2014 - 2015.

[Beautiful Loser 45,980]

Lana must have lurked on the forums and read khris mentioning folk and thought that country songs would be fun to make.

[four leaf clover 395]

gays when their fave announces a new song but they listen and realize they cant twerk to it

 

[Terrence Loves Me 71,607]

Ultraviolence is the one if you only want depressed Lana - imagine wanting a woman in her 30's to remain depressed just so you can relate to her music or whatever.

The music. Not her. The muuuuusiiiiiiic.

[bored 7,832]

The music. Not her. The muuuuusiiiiiiic.

 

I think she has to be in that state of mind to make that sort of music, you can't expect her to make depressing ballads and that not have an effect on her wellbeing.

 

Just accept what she's giving, if it's not for you then listen to her older stuff.

[hornymoon 5,771]

Wow. So Lana is really doing country now huh? I hope you ugly folk gays are happy!

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE HER DO.

 

All this talk about that ugly trash yosemite hillbilly bitch song and now she's turned to the dark side, happy country music sucks so bad i cant even explain it. If she's really going down this route then she better give us some depressing ass ballads OR ELSE this is gonna be a complete disaster, the lack of taste here is uncanny..... I'm not even that on board with the sound of MAC AND VB but at least they're still cute tracks, this is a mess and me and hornymoon will NOT STAND FOR IT

You're doing amazing sweetie, ignore any of those trail mix molasses chewing tobacco spitting bumpkins sending hate your way! x 

Those nasty folk lovers think we're vapid and all we wanna do is have bops to twerk and sniff poppers to but that's NOT true.. mostly we just want music with SUBSTANCE. Folk and cunty country just ain't it! Lana needs to return to grunge/rock, don't act like y'all didn't wet y'all panties when she mentioned the words "Surf Rock"

[Beautiful Loser 45,980]

Wow. So Lana is really doing country now huh? I hope you ugly folk gays are happy!

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE HER DO.

 

All this talk about that ugly trash yosemite hillbilly bitch song and now she's turned to the dark side, happy country music sucks so bad i cant even explain it. If she's really going down this route then she better give us some depressing ass ballads OR ELSE this is gonna be a complete disaster, the lack of taste here is uncanny..... I'm not even that on board with the sound of MAC AND VB but at least they're still cute tracks, this is a mess and me and hornymoon will NOT STAND FOR IT

Sylvia is supposed to be sad tho, so I think you can stay chill.