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#1 OFFLINE   13cherries

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Posted 04 March 2019 - 08:34 PM

Hey guys sooooooo,

Has anyone ever noticed a person on the freak video behind lana when shes like in the living room!!
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Posted 05 March 2019 - 12:52 PM

You can see the outline of the same hat the cult leader is wearing.

 

That's not really a 'conspiracy' since it is actually real! 

 

Here's another non-conspiracy, it should really be the Ultraviolence video . . . 


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Posted 05 March 2019 - 01:03 PM

Omg can we make this a thread about Lana conspiracies in general?

I think Lana is actually Jonbenet Ramsey
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Posted 05 March 2019 - 01:51 PM

Omg can we make this a thread about Lana conspiracies in general?

I think Lana is actually Jonbenet Ramsey

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Posted 05 March 2019 - 04:39 PM

Lana del rey is a satanic witch
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Posted 05 March 2019 - 05:21 PM

I think Lana is actually Jonbenet Ramsey

I think you might be onto something...  :wat:


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Posted 06 March 2019 - 04:04 AM

May Jailer was an Illuminati sacrifice. The drive-by... going out with a "bang".... Something something something aliens? 


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Posted 06 March 2019 - 04:28 AM

Something something Lizzy Grant was a sacrificial vessel for Marilyn Monroe's spirit to resurrect herself through. Something something Marilyn said she hated the 21st century and killed herself by ODing on pills during the UV era. Something something Is This Happiness was her last song before she died, and to not lose money in the resurrected Marilyn, they brought back Lizzy Grant through cloning her first dead body. Something something that's why she looked so different during honeymoon, and the rest is history.
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Posted 06 March 2019 - 04:30 AM

Lana is actually homophobic and she pretended to have an album called Norman Fucking Rockwell with Ultraviolence vibes just to get the gays' hopes up before taking them on a winding road of a wild goose hunt.


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Posted 08 March 2019 - 09:51 AM

I think I'm onto something

 

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#LanaBenetDelRey


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Posted 08 March 2019 - 06:12 PM

I think I'm onto something

 

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#LanaBenetDelRey

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 06:47 AM

I'm bumping this because I signed up to Imgur to post it here and people have commented on it being like "she's 5 years old and looks like Joan Rivers" and it's been downvoted 10 times so 

 

it's art before it's time


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Posted 15 March 2019 - 07:29 AM

I'm bumping this because I signed up to Imgur to post it here and people have commented on it being like "she's 5 years old and looks like Joan Rivers" and it's been downvoted 10 times so 

 

it's art before it's time

 

:toofunny: people just don't understand your mind tbh.

too glamorous, too dangerous :poordat:


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