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#1 OFFLINE   HydroponicWeeds

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Posted 09 April 2019 - 07:42 PM

I saw someone mention we should make this a thread a few hundred pages ago in the NFR Pre-Release thread and couldn’t find one. This is a thread for the lies she’s told us and the unfulfilled promises that will probably never actually happen.

So I’m starting it.

Let’s start off with some of the more obvious lies:

2012: “I’d like to re-release (remake?) my first album [AKA]”
2017: “I’m thinking about releasing an album of 25 favorite unreleased tracks”
2018: “Norman Fucking Rockwell will be released top of the new year [2019]”
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Posted 09 April 2019 - 07:47 PM

2012: "I'm going to release a video for Dark Paradise"

2017: "I'm going to release a video for Cherry"

2017: "Yosemite and BAR will be released as folk singles - possibly in a folky EP."


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#3 OFFLINE   HydroponicWeeds

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Posted 09 April 2019 - 07:49 PM

2012: "I'm going to release a video for Dark Paradise"
2017: "I'm going to release a video for Cherry"
2017: "Yosemite and BAR will be released as folk singles - possibly in a folky EP."


Yes yes yes!! I’m gonna have to keep the OP updated as we go along and separate them by year. I’ll edit the OP when I get home tonight
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Posted 09 April 2019 - 08:22 PM

We need to get the New York Times on this.
https://www.nytimes....rumps-lies.html

Yes yes yes!! I’m gonna have to keep the OP updated as we go along and separate them by year. I’ll edit the OP when I get home tonight

In all seriousness though, it would be cool if we linked to sources for each claim.
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Posted 09 April 2019 - 08:33 PM

It's pretty much confirmed that she did have work done on her face, right? She lied about that a few times. (Not trying to start anything, please correct me if I'm wrong.)
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Posted 09 April 2019 - 08:44 PM

didnt she also said something about Cola video and doign somethign else with Brooklyn Baby?


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Posted 09 April 2019 - 08:46 PM

Norman

 

Fucking

 

Rockwell


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Posted 09 April 2019 - 08:52 PM

25 unreleased album
Didn’t she mention wanting to do a video for Change and/or Get Free as well?

didnt she also said something about Cola video and doign somethign else with Brooklyn Baby?

Not sure ab Cola but I think I read she was going to collaborate with Lou Reed on BB. He died the day she arrived though iirc. So not exactly a lie just bad luck
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Posted 09 April 2019 - 08:56 PM

We need to get the New York Times on this.https://www.nytimes....rumps-lies.htmlIn all seriousness though, it would be cool if we linked to sources for each claim.


It’ll be a lot of digging but when I get home tonight I’ll try to find sources and whatnot
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Posted 09 April 2019 - 08:59 PM

It's pretty much confirmed that she did have work done on her face, right? She lied about that a few times. (Not trying to start anything, please correct me if I'm wrong.)

She essentially confirmed it when she was fighting with Azealia  :teehee:

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Posted 09 April 2019 - 09:08 PM

Pretty When You Cry video release


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Posted 09 April 2019 - 09:10 PM

25 unreleased album
Didn’t she mention wanting to do a video for Change and/or Get Free as well?

Not sure ab Cola but I think I read she was going to collaborate with Lou Reed on BB. He died the day she arrived though iirc. So not exactly a lie just bad luck

 

I think the last video she wanted for LFL was either Cherry or Get Free?!?


just the word SOON is kinda lie from her. 



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Posted 09 April 2019 - 09:16 PM

Pretty When You Cry video release

 

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Posted 09 April 2019 - 09:19 PM

Yeah Cola single/music video release. Cant find source but 

 

"Del Rey revealed in an interview on November 13, 2012 with KIIS FM Radio that the song would be released as the second single off Paradise, but no further details or release dates were announced since"


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Posted 09 April 2019 - 09:27 PM

that she loves Chuck (and her pics)


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Posted 09 April 2019 - 09:28 PM

When she said she has a breathy voice because she fell from a tree and broke her ribs lmao
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Posted 09 April 2019 - 09:31 PM

that her name is lana del rey


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Posted 09 April 2019 - 09:31 PM

Also when she said she recorded axl rose husband age 16,there's tons I love her but she's a pathological liar it's part of her intrigue though.
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Posted 09 April 2019 - 09:38 PM

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Posted 09 April 2019 - 09:38 PM

Even her whole background as a trailer park broke songwriter was questioned since her father is apparently rich. Though it doesn't mean that he is generous lol 


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