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#21 OFFLINE   White Hot

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Posted 11 September 2019 - 02:18 PM

I'm crying while I'm cumming


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#22 OFFLINE   fine china

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Posted 11 September 2019 - 02:24 PM

In Carmen, I always thought "bats her cartoon eyes" was "that's a car too nice" 


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Posted 11 September 2019 - 02:29 PM

I'm crying while I'm cumming

but she did sing that


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Posted 11 September 2019 - 02:32 PM

Just so I don't have to cancel Cola, I pretend it's indeed "Ah he's in the sky with diamonds" instead of the H*rvey thing

 

And I always sing "I'm a drag and you're a whore," I know lots of people think it's "I'm a dragon, you're a whore," but fuck that tbh

 

 

In Carmen, I always thought "bats her cartoon eyes" was "that's a car too nice" 

 

LOL I sing that part as "She gives them butterflies, bats her cocoon eyes" because I like the imagery even though cocoon eyes makes no sense


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Posted 11 September 2019 - 02:41 PM

Just so I don't have to cancel Cola, I pretend it's indeed "Ah he's in the sky with diamonds" instead of the H*rvey thing


For the longest, I thought that line was “Javi’s in the sky with diamonds” so I just kept singing it that way once H*rvey got cancelled skdkdkfk
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Posted 11 September 2019 - 02:54 PM

you know the addy............pull up anytimmmmmeee



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Posted 12 September 2019 - 01:17 AM

I'm crying while I'm cumming

 

isnt that the actual lyric


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Posted 12 September 2019 - 01:23 AM

shining like a medal, golden and sure 


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Posted 12 September 2019 - 04:53 AM

Granddaughter pray, feelin alright
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#30 OFFLINE   cherriesinthespring

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Posted 12 September 2019 - 05:10 AM

Someone once told me their young daughter called it “summertime sandwich” so sometimes I go with that rendition
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Posted 12 September 2019 - 05:12 AM

On youtube, there's a lyric video for the song Carmen that writes "But too coconize" instead of "Bats her cartoon eyes" and that has always stuck with me, lol. Mostly because it makes zero sense.


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#32 OFFLINE   Chiunzhan

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Posted 12 September 2019 - 05:16 AM

... Don't be Obama babe...
instead don't be a bummer ...

hahaha

:um:

Do you have similar fake lyrics instances?

 

 

SAMEEEEE!

 

 

 

 

Hot-dogs in the summer, 

don't be Obama babe...

 

:toofunny:


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Posted 12 September 2019 - 05:18 AM

On youtube, there's a lyric video for the song Carmen that writes "But too coconize" instead of "Bats her cartoon eyes" and that has always stuck with me, lol. Mostly because it makes zero sense.

 

That reminds me of this Lucky Ones lyric video, that idk is still up or not, that got 30% of the lyrics wrong, and in one place says "you're a careless cunt and you're a crazy liar"  :lmao:


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Posted 12 September 2019 - 05:30 AM

Just so I don't have to cancel Cola, I pretend it's indeed "Ah he's in the sky with diamonds" instead of the H*rvey thing
 


Idk the actual lyrics of this song seem important to me bc of the whole Harvey thing so I like that she actually kind of calls him out in this song lolol

But yeah “Ah, he’s” makes better sense anyway hahaha
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Posted 12 September 2019 - 06:28 AM

Fuck me hard before you go... summertime sadness. It's only apt!
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Posted 12 September 2019 - 07:47 AM

@Chiunzhan

yeah
everywhere where she sings ... a bummer
I sing Obama


and it does sound like that

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Posted 12 September 2019 - 08:50 AM

yeah... sometimes I sing

Hi, I'm the bitch

instead of

High by the beach

:um:



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#38 OFFLINE   Trash Magic

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Posted 12 September 2019 - 08:47 PM

It has always been

Get a little bit of bourbon in ya get a little bit suburban DAN GO CRAAAZZYYYYY

to me cause she is telling dan Auerbach to go crazy on the guitar


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Posted 12 September 2019 - 08:57 PM

"flames so hard that daytime blew"

"you're in the air i like the fire and as the summer fades away....., you right i do we make it work...."

 

 

and the best one, "give me WALMART"


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Posted 12 September 2019 - 09:10 PM

In F*cked My Way Up To The Top I used to think she said

 

"American piece of fucking bore to me"

 

Instead of

 

"Mimicking me is a fucking bore to me"

 

Took another fan on instagram to correct me lol..


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