Which of Lana's boyfriends would you date? (Updated to include NEW boyfriends!)

[Rorman Nockwell 53,559]

[Updated to include NEW boyfriends!]

 

Sometimes I like to start crackheaded threads. This is one of those times.

 

Would you pick up all of Barrie's Rolling Stones and Vogues?

 

Does Chase's love of alpacas melt your heart?

 

Would you date a fuckboy rapper named Gerald Gillum?

 

Vote and discuss!

 

 

Late addition: Josh https://www.instagram.com/illegal_drvgs/?hl=en

[necessary sacrifice 8,864]

Barrie, hands down. Only right answer.

[Venice 6,933]

Idk much about them but I'd prob go with Barrie just cause of her songs lmao, he sounds like a wild ride.

[Rorman Nockwell 53,559]

Barrie, hands down. Only right answer.

 

It goes Barrie > Chase >>>>>>>>>> Francesco > Gerald >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the c*p

 

Idk enough about Steve, Mike, or Joe to rank them, and Jack is only hypothetical

[mkultraviolence 5,829]

who voted jack fucking antonoff jkfsd

[Rorman Nockwell 53,559]

who voted jack fucking antonoff jkfsd

 

Ikr J*red hasn't been online. Confusing!

[urgirl 5,626]

Francesco can have my body, soul, and eternal gratitude for inspiring the best song ever and the best album ever. Salvatore and honeymoon. 

 

I love how each boyfriend reflects her musical era so perfectly..

the lame mainstream bf the lame mainstream album (g eazy/lfl) 

the deep and dark bf the deep and dark album (barrie/uv) 

the romantic sexy cultured bf the romantic sexy cultured album (Francesco/honeymoon)

[Make me your Dream Life 82,701]

the one she sings about in Video Games n Blue Jeans 

[Rorman Nockwell 53,559]

Francesco can have my body, soul, and eternal gratitude for inspiring the best song ever and the best album ever. Salvatore and honeymoon. 

 

I love how each boyfriend reflects her musical era so perfectly..

the lame mainstream bf the lame mainstream album (g eazy/lfl) 

the deep and dark bf the deep and dark album (barrie/uv) 

the romantic sexy cultured bf the romantic sexy cultured album (Francesco/honeymoon)

 

So what you're saying is that anyone who's excited for WHF ... shouldn't be. 

 

[California Sun 546]

none of them. next.

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,748]

none of them. next.

shut up celibate 

[California Sun 546]

shut up celibate 

 

im assuming u meant CELEBRITY* ?? also i voted for Chase so bugger off 

[Doll Harlow 12,349]

Barrie is the most "my type". He also just seems like a cool person, despite his flaws.

Francesco is hot but he seems like too much of player. I know he's married or engaged or whatever but that's just the impression I get from him.

[Kurac na Biciklu 2,359]

Do78

[movebaby 5,379]

Dont know how they look

 

Photos for this thread would be cool

 

google is free my good sir

[13bitches 6,174]

No votes for Gerald, wig

 

Also whomstever voted for Sticks:

[Rorman Nockwell 53,559]

No votes for Gerald, wig

 

[Rorman Nockwell 53,559]

Here's some of them for reference:

 

[bluefiona 8,050]

None. 

 

I love Lana but her taste in men - eeek. 

[Rorman Nockwell 53,559]

None. 

 

I love Lana but her taste in men - eeek. 

 

You mean you don't find all of these men painfully attractive? Who are you?