Someone's got the munchies! Lana Del Rey goes on late night store-run to feed her cravings

[DUKE 2,525]

You have no idea how much I can relate to her right now. Me and my late night grocery shopping trips... 

[yu16273947 764]

He got them too

 

it's epic

 

[changed my mind]

[Hello Heaven 1,575]

How did she think she wouldn't be spotted in that coat?

Oh and just to point out, cool original doritos are probably the best.

[TrailerParkDarling 5,675]

lmao we will never see her without some damn lashes..can't blame her though

[Trash Magic 26,727]

and because she sings about dope, she must be on dope. just how she's a serial killer and she's the last girl on earth. 

ur always so opposed to anyone actually believing anything she writes may actually be true and not made up, and use those ridiculous exaggerations of songs which clearly aren't true as your argument....

[Viva 3,169]

ugh that doritos is tastes like yesterday...

maybe she got out to buy cigarretes and the rest she just got because she saw on the store and felt like eating/drinking it. After all who goes out in the cold in the middle of the night to buy 1 doritos and 1 coke? She would had bought at least a couple I guess. Anyway is her PR calling paps again? I know they used to call them when she was in LA.

[PinUpGaloreLana 1,397]

I love that shes having a little break-out with spots there, it makes her look human.

And i will now refer to that coat as "The camel coat."

[Mileena 2,691]

ur always so opposed to anyone actually believing anything she writes may actually be true and not made up, and use those ridiculous exaggerations of songs which clearly aren't true as your argument....

 

it wasn't an argument, i was kidding. i just don't think she looked high on those pictures, that's all. but hey, i'm not going to justify myself for someone who's always looking for fights on a forum anyway. 

[liam 556]

After all who goes out in the cold in the middle of the night to buy 1 doritos and 1 coke?

 

I've done this a lot... especially when staying in a hotel!

[Monicker 3,030]

I sometimes still can’t believe how anyone can publish anything.

 

Hmmm, we need more hits on our shitty site. What can we do? That singer, what’s her name, Lana Del Whatever, she’s big now, write something about her. She was what? Seen buying snacks late at night, you say? Do a write up on it! Mention how she probably had the munchies because she's on pot.  

 

I think this article could have been rewritten as the following: 

 

Nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing. Nothing nothing nothing, nothing nothing nothing. Nothing nothing nothing nothing, nothing. Nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing. Nothing, nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing. Nothing nothing nothing nothing, nothing nothing nothing. Nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing. Nothing nothing nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing nothing nothing nothing. Nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing. Nothing, nothing nothing nothing nothing Nothing nothing nothing. Nothing nothing nothing nothing.

 

But it’s okay because people will read it! 

 

 

 

Oh man, but Diet Coke and Doritos? 

[DUKE 2,525]

I sometimes still can’t believe how anyone can publish anything.

 

Hmmm, we need more hits on our shitty site. What can we do? That singer, what’s her name, Lana Del Whatever, she’s big now, write something about her. She was what? Seen buying snacks late at night, you say? Do a write up on it! Mention how she probably had the munchies because she's on pot.  

 

I think this article could have been rewritten as the following: 

 

Nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing. Nothing nothing nothing, nothing nothing nothing. Nothing nothing nothing nothing, nothing. Nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing. Nothing, nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing. Nothing nothing nothing nothing, nothing nothing nothing. Nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing. Nothing nothing nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing nothing nothing nothing. Nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing. Nothing, nothing nothing nothing nothing Nothing nothing nothing. Nothing nothing nothing nothing.

 

But it’s okay because people will read it! 

 

I have to admit that I find this random information (rumored album news) thrown in this even more random article about nothing absolutely hilarious. 

[Bad Kid 318]

That fug-ass coat needs to be immolated this second

[Trash Magic 26,727]

it wasn't an argument, i was kidding. i just don't think she looked high on those pictures, that's all. but hey, i'm not going to justify myself for someone who's always looking for fights on a forum anyway. 

[Trash Magic 26,727]

http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/2105-what-happened-to-lana%C2%B4s-look/page-1

[fruitpunchlips 815]

It must be pretty scary going out alone at night and having strange men waiting to take pics of you 

[BLOODSHOT 3,025]

Her lips look like they haven't been pumped in a while. 

[Mileena 2,691]

http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/2105-what-happened-to-lana%C2%B4s-look/page-1

 

no but you literally post bitchy comments on everything, and i was talking about women who feel pressured by society - that's far bigger than you just bitching at everybody for the sake of bitching. 

[Pin Up Paradise 463]

that coat needs to go ASAP 

 

what's the shop she went too? I need to go there and stand at the doritos section   

[fruitpunchlips 815]

that coat needs to go ASAP 

 

what's the shop she went too? I need to go there and stand at the doritos section   

Crispins Food & Wine on Shaftesbury Avenue

[Sitar 22,171]

I mean it's seriously hysterical that they talk about her Cool Ranch Doritos and the segue into talking about how "cinematic and darK" her album will be.