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#1 OFFLINE   Trinity

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 04:36 AM

Misheard Lana Lyrics

 

Here is where we can post lyrics that we've misheard in Lana's songs.

Be sure to post the real lyric, too.

I'll start:

 

In Diet Mountain Dew it says:

"There in his white Pontiac Heaven"

I thought it said:

"Ridin' his white pony named Kevin"

 

I know, embarrassing  :facepalm:

Can't wait to read some of yours!


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 04:54 AM

"You can be my photon, daddy" is the best lyric Lana's never written :judgingu:


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 04:58 AM

"In her kinky, mom pant ass." 


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 04:58 AM

"You can be my photon, daddy" is the best lyric Lana's never written :judgingu:

I honestly thought it said that, too.

Also "Diamond Blue, baby, New York City" seems to be quite a popular lyric of hers. 


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 05:02 AM

"now my life is sweet like cinnamon, like a fucking dream on ritalin"


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 05:04 AM

In National Anthem she says, "Keep me safe in his bell tower hotel"

And I always thought she said "Keep me safe in his will, time will hold tell"  :facepalm:


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 05:06 AM

"Baby, I'm a 4015 and I'm what you desire."


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 05:08 AM

"You can be my photon, daddy" is the best lyric Lana's never written :judgingu:

I always thought that was the lyric too....:judgingu:


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 05:14 AM

"Every inch of my tall black soul".. Got to admit, that one isn't hard to mess up.


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 06:27 AM

My coaster still smells like you.... :bodyisready:


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 07:02 AM

My soft dress erection
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Posted 21 April 2013 - 07:37 AM

In my mind, 'sizzling like a snare' was heard as 'sizzling like a snail'....which doesn't even make sense  :facepalm:


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 08:13 AM

dare i say it...... "i love casinos, and neon reservations"


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 08:15 AM

My soft dress erection

 

I GOT THAT TOO OMG.


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 08:40 AM

Harvey's in the sky. I just can't hear something else


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 08:54 AM

"Like a groupe in-cock-need-o" - even though I'm sure this is an intended double-entendre. Come on, it's obvious.  :crossed:


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 09:00 AM

Not me but my friend legit asked if the lyric was "I sing the body de leche."


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 09:01 AM

Harvey's in the sky. I just can't hear something else

 

That's the actual lyric. 


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 09:04 AM

That's the actual lyric. 

The official booklet disagrees.Unless Lana said those are not the lyrics, we keep those.


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 09:24 AM

come on Limelight everyone knows both of the booklets are wrong. Its like some old man at Interscope listened to the album once and just guessed the lyrics


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