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#781 OFFLINE   99centlips

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Posted 24 June 2018 - 03:39 AM

"i'm your little Scarlet,harlet"


Wait it’s not LMAO IVE BEEN SINGING HARLOT, SCARLET FOR 6 YEARS
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Posted 24 June 2018 - 05:41 AM

caught up in my dreams and forgetting

i've been acting like imma get it

cause you


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Posted 26 June 2018 - 09:33 AM

"If we hold on to Rome / we'll have a happy ending."


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Posted 18 September 2018 - 08:53 AM

I've always heard "you're smoking hot" instead of "let's go get high in BTD and "I can see my baby swagging" in WC. Smh. Also I've thought for months that it was "Barrios tonight" instead of "bats her cartoon eyes" in Carmen, I though it was a club or something! And the first time I've listened to Brooklyn Baby I was very tired and completely misunderstood and thought she was saying "he plays guitar in his submarine" 

Omfg this was my first post ever here I think lmao

 

Also thought it was "so fucking sick" instead "so fun I can't see" in Velvet Crowbar and got immensely disappointed when I saw I was wrong :( GOD I love this song too much you're like crack to me so fucking sick sounds so much better imo

I'm still so BITTER about that, I have no idea why but it sounds soooo much better in my head, what does "so fun I can't see" even means?? you're crack to me so you're sick idk makes sense


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Posted 18 September 2018 - 10:34 AM

i always hear hung like a horse in hey you :brows:



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Posted 18 September 2018 - 10:39 AM

I have the worst one. For YEARS I sang

“You were sorta punk rock
I grew up on a poppy farm
But you hit me better than my favourite sweater”

Also

“Fuck yeah, give it to me,
this isn’t even really what I really want,
It’s innocence lost”
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Posted 19 September 2018 - 01:08 AM

Ice cream, I scweam :awkney:


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Posted 19 September 2018 - 05:55 AM

Ice cream, I scweam :awkney:

 

:et:


Writing on my walls in blood and shit,

Woah, my god,

jumping off from the walls into the docks and shit.

 

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#789 OFFLINE   Lucas B.

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Posted 19 September 2018 - 06:03 AM

Best thread ever, i'm LMAO  :thumb3:

 

I've always misheard a line from WM til I read the lyrics a few weeks ago I've been acting like imma get it cause you which is I've been acting like armageddon

 

And in Summer Bummer: hot tubs in the summer which I thought it was nasty but in fact is high tops in the summer


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Posted 19 September 2018 - 06:25 AM

i'm the board the lightning the thunder


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Posted 19 September 2018 - 06:28 AM

i when i first heard bel air i thought she was singing "lead me to war with your brilliant erection" i was always like   :um3:  okay(??) lana.. u kno best.... whatever u say ..

Back to 2013 I thought she was singing ''walk in the way of my soft dress erection'' instead of ''my soft ressurrection'' and was like 'lana wtf is this?' 


i'm the board the lightning the thunder

actually she confirmed to a fan on twitter that it really is ''i'm the board the lightning the thunder''


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#792 OFFLINE   BluVelvUnderground

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Posted 19 September 2018 - 06:29 AM

i'm the board the lightning the thunder

 

Wait, is it actually "bolt"? Someone corrected me on it actually being "board". Surfboards makes sense in context, but I swear I'm not hearing it. 


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Posted 19 September 2018 - 06:42 AM

Wait, is it actually "bolt"? Someone corrected me on it actually being "board". Surfboards makes sense in context, but I swear I'm not hearing it. 

 

she confirmed it was "the board" https://twitter.com/...0055552/photo/1

 

but i really thought it was "climb aboard" for a little bit


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Posted 19 September 2018 - 06:58 AM

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Posted 21 September 2018 - 01:57 AM

Nothing gold can stay, 

like lava lemonade.


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Posted 23 September 2018 - 06:13 PM

i've been singing 24 wrong and omg  :teehee:

 

For most of them you pay

For all the things they page you for, my love

 

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Posted 23 September 2018 - 10:23 PM

“Chicka cherry cola lime” in Florida kilos (whatever that means lmao)

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Posted 23 September 2018 - 10:27 PM

At first I thought it was Chica, Cherry, Cola Lines.
like, coke lines, idk


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Posted 24 September 2018 - 01:02 AM

In Venice Bitch when the chorus comes up and she says “on my lips (I do, I do)” she says “it’s me, your little Venice bitch (it’s me, it’s me)” but I keep hearing “(pussy queen, pussy queen)” in the background instead lmao idk wtf

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Posted 24 September 2018 - 04:01 AM

she confirmed it was "the board" https://twitter.com/...0055552/photo/1

 

but i really thought it was "climb aboard" for a little bit

 

The soundboard with some sound effects perhaps.


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