Hundred Dollar Bill 21,459 Posted October 4, 2012 You'd have to get past one of these first: How's that for BDSM? Auto-Tuned Loon, Ben Mawson, Heavy Hitler. You think that would stop me? :creepy: I'd marry ATL so I could listen to him swoon whenever I wanted. I could have him do a concert with Lana and they would perform Lucky Ones for me! (I feel like such a joke here ). I'd fuck Ben Mawson because he's sexy and there's nothing more gorgeous than my hundred dollar bill, if ya know what I mean. I'd have to kill Heavy Hitler because of the whole mustache genocide thing, you know. Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PinUpGaloreLana 1,397 Posted October 4, 2012 Marry, Lana. Fuck, Jeffrey Donovan (Better known as Michael Westen if you watch Burn Notice). Kill, Adele, oh god she irritates me. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sitar 22,172 Posted October 4, 2012 PUGL, wut. I'll answer HDB: kill Michael Myers because he's the scariest, fuck Freddy Krueger for THA POWER (PS, has he raped anyone in their dreams? Seems like the next step...), and marry Jason. MOD EDITION, KNOWING FULL WELL I'LL BE KILLED: Maru the Cat, SitarKitty, Hundred Dollar Pussy 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evilentity 13,303 Posted October 4, 2012 MOD EDITION, KNOWING FULL WELL I'LL BE KILLED: Maru the Cat, SitarKitty, Hundred Dollar Pussy Well, since I'm straight, this is pretty obvious: Kill Hundred Dollar Pussy before he tries to rape me through my chastity belt. Have an unconsummated marriage with SitarKitty. And fuck Maru. Emile Haynie, David Kahne, Rick Rubin. 0 Quote Stalking you has sorta become like my occupation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hundred Dollar Bill 21,459 Posted October 4, 2012 Well, since I'm straight, this is pretty obvious: Kill Hundred Dollar Pussy before he tries to rape me through my chastity belt. Have an unconsummated marriage with SitarKitty. And fuck Maru. Emile Haynie, David Kahne, Rick Rubin. Ooh you killed me? So I see you're a necrophiliac.. I like. MARRY EMILE BECAUSE LOON NOISES. Fuck David because he's a genius, and kill Rick because that's all there's left to do. Cola, Gods & Monsters, Bel Air. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sitar 22,172 Posted October 4, 2012 I would screw that nasty whore Cola. Marry Gods & Monsters because she's a broken little one and needs comfort. Kill Bel Air, sorry Bel Air. Benny Mason lying in a coma, Carmen, my Momma 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
National Anthem 9,896 Posted October 5, 2012 F your mom M Carmen K Benny Mason Raven Symone, Madonna, Beyoncé 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
♡GagaOopsy♡ 281 Posted October 9, 2012 Marry ~ Beyonce Fuck ~ Raven Kill ~ Madonna Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onyxke 11 Posted October 17, 2012 Kill Harry Fuck Zayn (many times) Marry Liam Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer, Alex Pettyfer. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hundred Dollar Bill 21,459 Posted October 18, 2012 OMG YAY. I'd kill the shit out of Channing because his "attractiveness" is overrated as fuck. I'd fuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkkkk Alex because mmmmmmmmmmmmMMmmMmmmMMMMMmmMmm. I'd marry Matt because he's gorgeous and he looks nicer than Alex. Susan Boyle, Sour Milk, A Used Tampon. :haha: 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sitar 22,172 Posted October 19, 2012 I have to choose just one? I would kill the sour milk. I would spend an enchanting night in Susan Boyle's pants. I would marry the used tampon because I imagine there's not a lot of commitment there and I could probably just flush it and go on with my life. Come on, HDB Two hot Nazis, one ugly but nice and charitable fella 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lola 6,616 Posted October 19, 2012 Fuck one nazi, kill the other, marry the nice guy. Hitler, bin Laden, Romney. 0 Quote Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plush 655 Posted October 24, 2012 Fuck Hitler Kill Romney Marry Osama Omg A horse, Zebra, a donkey. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beauty King 1,659 Posted October 24, 2012 Fuck the Donkey. Not like I could accidentally create weird hybrid human-keys, since they're infertile. Marry the Zebra, because how freaking cool would it be to have a committed and loving relationship with an animal as majestic as a Zebra? Guess the Horse is off to the glue factory, then. Your choices are Alec Baldwin, Mel Gibson and Sean Penn. All actors who've been recorded on angry tirades. I'm excited for this one. :creepy: 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sitar 22,172 Posted October 24, 2012 Yikes. I'll kill Mel Gibson because it's my Jewish duty. Reluctantly fuck Alec Baldwin. Marry Sean Penn because Madonna did The man in a wifebeater who spoons Lana on a pinball machine in "Ride", the hook-nosed older man on the hotel balcony in "Ride", the man she screams at in the desert in "Ride". 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lola 6,616 Posted October 24, 2012 Fuck the pinball-machine guy, marry the hook-nosed one and kill the motherfucker in the desert. Eminem, A$AP, Lil Wayne. 1 Quote Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Born Bad 24 Posted October 24, 2012 Fuck Eminem Marry A$AP so I can forever be living the national anthem video And Kill Lil Wayne he's grimey (in their 90s era): Aaron Carter, Nick Carter, Justin Timberlake 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lola 6,616 Posted October 24, 2012 Marry Aaron, fuck Nick, kill Justin. A priest, a rabbi, a nun. 0 Quote Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sucker 7,859 Posted October 29, 2012 Fuck a priest. Marry a nun. Kill a rabbi. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
National Anthem 9,896 Posted November 5, 2012 Lana, Mitt Romney, and Ke$ha 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
