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#41 OFFLINE   Hundred Dollar Bill

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 05:38 PM

You'd have to get past one of these first:

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How's that for BDSM?

Auto-Tuned Loon, Ben Mawson, Heavy Hitler.


You think that would stop me? :creepy:

I'd marry ATL so I could listen to him swoon whenever I wanted. I could have him do a concert with Lana and they would perform Lucky Ones for me! (I feel like such a joke here :toofloppy:). I'd fuck Ben Mawson because he's sexy and there's nothing more gorgeous than my hundred dollar bill, if ya know what I mean. ;) I'd have to kill Heavy Hitler because of the whole mustache genocide thing, you know.

Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 05:46 PM

Marry, Lana.
Fuck, Jeffrey Donovan (Better known as Michael Westen if you watch Burn Notice).
Kill, Adele, oh god she irritates me.

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 11:23 PM

PUGL, wut.

I'll answer HDB: kill Michael Myers because he's the scariest, fuck Freddy Krueger for THA POWER (PS, has he raped anyone in their dreams? Seems like the next step...), and marry Jason.


MOD EDITION, KNOWING FULL WELL I'LL BE KILLED: Maru the Cat, SitarKitty, Hundred Dollar Pussy
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 11:31 PM

MOD EDITION, KNOWING FULL WELL I'LL BE KILLED: Maru the Cat, SitarKitty, Hundred Dollar Pussy

Well, since I'm straight, this is pretty obvious:
Kill Hundred Dollar Pussy before he tries to rape me through my chastity belt.
Have an unconsummated marriage with SitarKitty.
And fuck Maru.

Emile Haynie, David Kahne, Rick Rubin.

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 11:36 PM

Well, since I'm straight, this is pretty obvious:
Kill Hundred Dollar Pussy before he tries to rape me through my chastity belt.
Have an unconsummated marriage with SitarKitty.
And fuck Maru.

Emile Haynie, David Kahne, Rick Rubin.


Ooh you killed me? So I see you're a necrophiliac.. I like.

MARRY EMILE BECAUSE LOON NOISES.
Fuck David because he's a genius, and kill Rick because that's all there's left to do.

Cola, Gods & Monsters, Bel Air.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 11:47 PM

I would screw that nasty whore Cola.
Marry Gods & Monsters because she's a broken little one and needs comfort.
Kill Bel Air, sorry Bel Air.

Benny Mason lying in a coma, Carmen, my Momma

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 02:41 AM

F your mom
M Carmen
K Benny Mason

Raven Symone, Madonna, Beyoncé

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Posted 09 October 2012 - 12:41 AM

Marry ~ Beyonce
Fuck ~ Raven
Kill ~ Madonna

Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles

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Posted 17 October 2012 - 04:48 PM

Kill Harry

Fuck Zayn (many times)

Marry Liam :D


Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer, Alex Pettyfer.

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 05:52 PM

OMG YAY.
I'd kill the shit out of Channing because his "attractiveness" is overrated as fuck.
I'd fuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkkkk Alex because mmmmmmmmmmmmMMmmMmmmMMMMMmmMmm. :usrs:
I'd marry Matt because he's gorgeous and he looks nicer than Alex.

Susan Boyle, Sour Milk, A Used Tampon. :haha:
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Posted 19 October 2012 - 07:53 AM

I have to choose just one? :uh:

I would kill the sour milk.
I would spend an enchanting night in Susan Boyle's pants.
I would marry the used tampon because I imagine there's not a lot of commitment there and I could probably just flush it and go on with my life. Come on, HDB :usrs:

Two hot Nazis, one ugly but nice and charitable fella :creep:

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Posted 19 October 2012 - 01:48 PM

Fuck one nazi, kill the other, marry the nice guy.

Hitler, bin Laden, Romney.

Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster.


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Posted 24 October 2012 - 02:57 AM

Fuck Hitler
Kill Romney
Marry Osama
Omg :lmao:

A horse, Zebra, a donkey.

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 03:23 AM

Fuck the Donkey. Not like I could accidentally create weird hybrid human-keys, since they're infertile.

Marry the Zebra, because how freaking cool would it be to have a committed and loving relationship with an animal as majestic as a Zebra?

Guess the Horse is off to the glue factory, then.


Your choices are Alec Baldwin, Mel Gibson and Sean Penn. All actors who've been recorded on angry tirades. I'm excited for this one. :creepy:

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 06:59 AM

Yikes.
I'll kill Mel Gibson because it's my Jewish duty. Reluctantly fuck Alec Baldwin. Marry Sean Penn because Madonna did :diva:

The man in a wifebeater who spoons Lana on a pinball machine in "Ride", the hook-nosed older man on the hotel balcony in "Ride", the man she screams at in the desert in "Ride".
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Posted 24 October 2012 - 08:06 AM

Fuck the pinball-machine guy, marry the hook-nosed one and kill the motherfucker in the desert.


Eminem, A$AP, Lil Wayne.
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Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster.


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Posted 24 October 2012 - 08:11 AM

Fuck Eminem
Marry A$AP so I can forever be living the national anthem video :crying:

And Kill Lil Wayne he's grimey


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Posted 24 October 2012 - 08:14 AM

Marry Aaron, fuck Nick, kill Justin.

A priest, a rabbi, a nun.

Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster.


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Posted 29 October 2012 - 08:18 PM

Fuck a priest.
Marry a nun.
Kill a rabbi.

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 09:07 PM

Lana, Mitt Romney, and Ke$ha

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