You'd have to get past one of these first:Spoiler
How's that for BDSM?
Auto-Tuned Loon, Ben Mawson, Heavy Hitler.
You think that would stop me?
I'd marry ATL so I could listen to him swoon whenever I wanted. I could have him do a concert with Lana and they would perform Lucky Ones for me! (I feel like such a joke here ). I'd fuck Ben Mawson because he's sexy and there's nothing more gorgeous than my hundred dollar bill, if ya know what I mean. I'd have to kill Heavy Hitler because of the whole mustache genocide thing, you know.
Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees.