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'Never trust a man with short legs… his brain’s too near his bottom.'

The only thing faker than this show are my tits  :smokes4:

I'm too quick for prayer

 

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I gotcha man's nudes. 

 

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"You think he looks like his father, wait until you meet the mailman."

 

 

Pack up, everyone, I think we've got ourselves a cast.

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So I says to my husband, "The boobs get lifted before the teeth get shifted," it's what Jesus would do.

One set of curtains in this house just got washed, I'll give you a hint: look at my bay windows.

If your man loves you, he will always come home with Summer's Eve.

There's no excuse to be loose.

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