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Poll: Should Lana Del Rey do porn? (94 member(s) have cast votes)

Well, should she?

  1. Yes (34 votes [36.17%])

    Percentage of vote: 36.17%

  2. No (60 votes [63.83%])

    Percentage of vote: 63.83%

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#1 OFFLINE   Team

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Posted 29 January 2016 - 03:29 PM

Let's face it...

 

Her music career is kind of done but this chick definitely has an abundance of alternative options which are just waiting to be explored and she evidently has what it takes to pursue them. All my straight guy friends fap over the 'National Anthem' music video and have ditched Coke for Pepsi just to get a real, wordly, valid sense of what it would taste like to eat Lana Del Rey's juicy pussy.

 

Exhibit A: Tight lil' booty.

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Exhibit B: Banging body.

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Exhibit C: Nice rack (not intimidating for the pudgy girls with low self-esteem).

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Exhibit D: Succulent lips for a whole lotta dick suckin'.

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Last but not least and arguably most importantly:

She is beyond versatile musically.

I'm sure the same thing applies to her skills in the bedroom.

 

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Should Lana Del Rey make her foray into the adult movie business?

 

Would her raw and unrivaled sensuality translate well on the small screen?

 

If so, why?

 

If not, why not?

 

 

 

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#2 OFFLINE   naachoboy

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Posted 29 January 2016 - 03:49 PM

Not you talking about a done career with that ugly ass person as an avi  :teehee:


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Posted 29 January 2016 - 04:07 PM

Not you talking about a done career with that ugly ass person as an avi  :teehee:

 

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:(  :(  :crossed:  :flutter:  :teehee:  :lmao:


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Posted 29 January 2016 - 04:10 PM

Not you talking about a done career with that ugly ass person as an avi  :teehee:

 

 

 

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:(  :(  :crossed:  :flutter:  :teehee:  :lmao:

 

 

mess  :deadbanana:


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Posted 29 January 2016 - 04:13 PM

A catfish tea at these photos you used. 

 

The puss already startles me, but I imagine seeing this in a porn would be anything but a turn-on.

 

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#6 OFFLINE   naachoboy

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Posted 29 January 2016 - 04:19 PM

 

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:(  :(  :crossed:  :flutter:  :teehee:  :lmao:

 

She's a black beauty not a troll looking ass bitch 


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Posted 29 January 2016 - 04:40 PM

Aren't you that troll who was banned a couple eons ago?

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Posted 29 January 2016 - 04:46 PM

Waiting for that secondary IP ban to come through, grace us all @evilentity :oprah:
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Posted 29 January 2016 - 04:54 PM

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Posted 29 January 2016 - 05:09 PM

Should Lorde do porne? :oprah3:
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Posted 29 January 2016 - 05:10 PM

Should Lorde do porne? :oprah3:

 

i ran in here thinking you would have posted that iconic point-of-view photoshopped photo of Lana in missionary position


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Posted 29 January 2016 - 05:49 PM

actualy my wallpaper lana-del-rey-shows-some-booty-in-paris.j
also there's a rummor about lizzy grant sex tape.

as you can see she have tiny tits

 

I imagine James Franco and her...



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Posted 29 January 2016 - 05:51 PM

Aren't you that troll who was banned a couple eons ago?

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No.

 

I have and have only ever had one account on here.

 

Stay on topic.


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Posted 29 January 2016 - 05:55 PM

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Posted 29 January 2016 - 05:58 PM

No, why? Cuz I don't want y'all watching Lana's pussy with your filthy eyes, some things are better to not be seen. And like, I have never understood when people say they want to bang Lana, like  :dafuq:


 


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Posted 29 January 2016 - 06:01 PM

i ran in here thinking you would have posted that iconic point-of-view photoshopped photo of Lana in missionary position

Girl you forgot the drama that happened when you linked to a tweet with porn and a NSFW tag? :oprah3:

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Posted 29 January 2016 - 06:20 PM

She should shoot actual porn as the MV for Cola and just release the song already....

When the song goes to the iconic high note part, that is when Lana's partner would cum all over her face and it would be the emotional climax of the entire piece

 

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Posted 29 January 2016 - 06:26 PM

I cannot believe I didn't made this thread I'm hysterical 


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Posted 29 January 2016 - 07:17 PM

 

No, why? Cuz I don't want y'all watching Lana's pussy with your filthy eyes, some things are better to not be seen. And like, I have never understood when people say they want to bang Lana, like  :dafuq:


 

 

 

All my straight friends jack off to her pix tho  :bodyisready:


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Posted 29 January 2016 - 07:20 PM

All my straight friends jack off to her pix tho  :bodyisready:

 

And to your surprise, I find it even weirder now


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