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#12921 OFFLINE   sexyslutboy

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Posted 30 June 2020 - 03:35 AM

Someone in the comments was speculating that patty is a WASP mom and generally the kind of person to have a rigid sense or morality, conforms more to society etc and thats why they don't get along. Makes the most sense


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#12922 OFFLINE   TheFirstWhoEverDid

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Posted 30 June 2020 - 10:58 AM

So let's see where we're at.
 
Lana Del Rey's mother Patty is dead. RIP
Lana Del Rey has a child via surrogate.
Lana Del Rey has a younger half sister. Half sister by father or mother, truth is not known at this time.
Recently discovered files reveal Lana Del Rey is actually a holographic projection created by the Russians to have the masses blindly hang on her every word while creating controversy and social unrest at the same time. Truth!
It's all so clear to me now.


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#12923 OFFLINE   Creyk

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Posted 30 June 2020 - 10:58 AM

2020 will be remembered in the fandom as the most eventful year of Lana's instagram escapades.

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#12924 OFFLINE   Clampigirl

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Posted 30 June 2020 - 11:02 AM

Someone in the comments was speculating that patty is a WASP mom and generally the kind of person to have a rigid sense or morality, conforms more to society etc and thats why they don't get along. Makes the most sense


Whatโ€™s a wasp mom? :0
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#12925 OFFLINE   FredRed

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Posted 30 June 2020 - 11:37 AM

Whatโ€™s a wasp mom? :0


WASP is an American thing. White Anglo Saxon Protestant. Associated with being wealthy, east coast, entitled. Google WASP mom and you'll get more.
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Posted 30 June 2020 - 11:46 AM

so has anyone stalked who Joanna and Candace are yet?



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Posted 30 June 2020 - 04:49 PM

Pattyโ€™s dead I said baby thatโ€™s alright with me
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Posted 30 June 2020 - 05:28 PM

what is going awn in here


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Posted 30 June 2020 - 06:15 PM

2020 will be remembered in the fandom as the most eventful year of Lana's instagram escapades.



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Instagram Updates deserves the DRAMA of the Year Lipster Award
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Posted 30 June 2020 - 07:05 PM

If Kim Jong Un launched a nuclear missile they'd blame it on Lana.

We'd all be listening to her as we waited for the blast.
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#12931 OFFLINE   99centlips

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Posted 30 June 2020 - 07:12 PM

It was in one of her insta posts around mother's day and also in an interview during the NFR era she said that there are things she wants to reveal about her personal life but she can't yet because of the impact it would have on people connected to her. But she hopes she is able to talk about them in about 10 years.


i feel like she was talking about OTHER family members...she said โ€œMostly because my family is big and theyโ€™re here. I donโ€™t go there.โ€œ

I donโ€™t think it was her mom, but this just goes back to some speculations..

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Posted 01 July 2020 - 08:17 AM

I think itโ€™s entirely possible that Candace is someone Lana met at AA, maybe even her sponsor. She seems to have come into Lanaโ€™s life around the same time her current group of friends did. I believe I remember reading something someone posted here about members of this current friend group also being in AA. If Patty is truly toxic, I have no doubt in my mind that this contributed to Lanaโ€™s alcoholism/possible drug use. Sheโ€™s been more vocal of her hatred for Patty lately so Iโ€™m speculating maybe she has finally accepted that she is toxic and this is why she doesnโ€™t even acknowledge her anymore and cut her out of her life. Maybe she sees Candace as her mother now bc she helped her get sober if she had relapsed within the last few years. Having a toxic mother is one of the most detrimental aspects of adult life and I donโ€™t think society paints an accurate picture of how horrible and scary it can be. In my opinion, it should be considered a trauma and has the same sort of effects. Anyways all this makes sense to me but Iโ€™m just speculating.
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Posted 01 July 2020 - 09:07 AM

PURE speculation but I was browsing VK yesterday for something else and stumbled across this pic:

 

https://vk.com/photo...73834_456262879

 

I have no proof whatsoever and it's only my opinion, but the distinctive angle of the little girl's eyes looks similar to Joanna's, and the age also matches up (Lana described her as being younger than her and Chunk):

 

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#12934 OFFLINE   Pale Fire

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Posted 01 July 2020 - 09:27 AM

Pattyโ€™s dead I said baby thatโ€™s alright with me


The way this made me laugh........ delete

PURE speculation but I was browsing VK yesterday for something else and stumbled across this pic:
 
https://vk.com/photo...73834_456262879
 
I have no proof whatsoever and it's only my opinion, but the distinctive angle of the little girl's eyes looks similar to Joanna's, and the age also matches up (Lana described her as being younger than her and Chunk):
 
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Literally what the fuck we got detectives on LB
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Posted 01 July 2020 - 02:51 PM

PURE speculation but I was browsing VK yesterday for something else and stumbled across this pic:

 

https://vk.com/photo...73834_456262879

 

I have no proof whatsoever and it's only my opinion, but the distinctive angle of the little girl's eyes looks similar to Joanna's, and the age also matches up (Lana described her as being younger than her and Chunk):

 

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Omg this whole thing is so strange to me. I feel like that's definitely her?


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#12936 OFFLINE   Nobody

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Posted 01 July 2020 - 03:08 PM

PURE speculation but I was browsing VK yesterday for something else and stumbled across this pic:

 

https://vk.com/photo...73834_456262879

 

I have no proof whatsoever and it's only my opinion, but the distinctive angle of the little girl's eyes looks similar to Joanna's, and the age also matches up (Lana described her as being younger than her and Chunk):

 

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That's Kate Madeira

 

https://www.instagra.../p/BcpSo3tnmw8/


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#12937 OFFLINE   Hallo Heaven

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Posted 01 July 2020 - 03:17 PM

PURE speculation but I was browsing VK yesterday for something else and stumbled across this pic:

 

https://vk.com/photo...73834_456262879

 

 

 

Totally off-topic but I love Lana's red polish  :hooker:  I also find it a bit uncanny that Chuck here looks a bit like Rob  :P a resemblance I'd never spotted before because she's always struck me as a younger version of Pat.

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#12938 OFFLINE   TheFirstWhoEverDid

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Posted 01 July 2020 - 03:22 PM

This family mess you try to make itโ€™s actually funny but sinister. Maybe sheโ€™s just a little cousin
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Posted 01 July 2020 - 04:37 PM

I don't care about any of this family drama tbh, I just wanna hear some news about the alboom. Please thank you Lana :hooker:
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Posted 02 July 2020 - 01:00 AM

i canโ€™t tell if they look related or if theyโ€™re just white
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