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#1 OFFLINE   Hinkie

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Posted 01 October 2016 - 05:30 PM

What would you think it would be like?

 

 

How would it smell? What would the bottle(s) look like? How much would it cost? Would there be a commercial to promote it? And if so, what would the commercial look like? Would you be here for it? etc.

 

This question suddenly popped up in my head as i was looking at a perfume bottle and i thought it would make a nice thread + i was curious what you guys would come up with.


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Posted 01 October 2016 - 05:56 PM

it would smell like roses with a mix of daddy sweat, cigarette smoke, money, and a hint of alcohol. the design would be a dark blue square bottle cause Lana is boring like that  


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Posted 01 October 2016 - 06:21 PM

Daddy's cum mix  :hooker:


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Posted 01 October 2016 - 06:30 PM

it would smell like roses with a mix of daddy sweat, cigarette smoke, money, and a hint of alcohol. the design would be a dark blue square bottle cause Lana is boring like that


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Posted 01 October 2016 - 07:04 PM

it would smell like roses with a mix of daddy sweat, cigarette smoke, money, and a hint of alcohol. the design would be a dark blue square bottle cause Lana is boring like that  

There would also be no commercial cuz that's promotion and why would she go out of her way to promote


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Posted 07 October 2016 - 07:09 AM

It could be called Honeymoon.


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Posted 07 October 2016 - 07:25 AM

The commercial would be a messy cut of different scenes from BtD era music videos and swimming underwater-girls while West Coast is playing and a female speaker announces the perfume. Lana would not know of the existance of neither the commercial nor the perfume.
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Posted 07 October 2016 - 07:27 AM

Did someone make a fake ad for a Lana perfume?? If not, someone with photoshop skillzz should make one...I think @annedauphine would make a great one, something like one of her Lana movie posters. :cumming:


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Posted 07 October 2016 - 01:11 PM

A Lana perfume would smell like light, salty cologne with the bottle being either blue or dark rose

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Posted 07 October 2016 - 01:36 PM

something with a flower scent (like roses or something) 



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Posted 07 October 2016 - 01:43 PM

it would be something like tom ford tobacco vanille mix with tuscan leather

coz her daddy issues are REAL


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Posted 07 October 2016 - 01:56 PM

In realism, in the BTD area she would release something cherry or fruity and sweet. In UV, it would be roses, and HM it would be blossomy.


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Posted 12 October 2016 - 12:30 AM

she wears creed spring flower 



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Posted 12 October 2016 - 12:31 AM

if Lana just bottled her pussy juice, me and @anne would def wear it tbh :creep:


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Posted 12 October 2016 - 12:33 AM

if Lana just bottled her pussy juice, me and @anne would def wear it tbh :creep:

just go buy a can of pepsi cola and glue her face on it then 



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Posted 13 October 2016 - 11:58 AM

I imagine the top and middle notes would be sweet/ floral, with maybe a leather note to toughen it up a bit. I'd like to imagine the bottle would look old-school (glass with ridges), with one of those vintage-looking puffy atomizers.



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Posted 16 October 2016 - 04:19 AM

What would you think it would be like?

 

 

How would it smell? What would the bottle(s) look like? How much would it cost? Would there be a commercial to promote it? And if so, what would the commercial look like? Would you be here for it? etc.

 

This question suddenly popped up in my head as i was looking at a perfume bottle and i thought it would make a nice thread + i was curious what you guys would come up with.

 

It would smell like palm trees, cigarettes, tears, and blue hydrangeas. It would probably cost $50. There would be old footage from the Shades of Cool & West Coast videos as the commercial, with The Other Woman playing as the theme music. The entire commercial would be about the mistress running out of her man's house because his wife is coming back home so Lana will spray her perfume to remember her man  :sadcore2:


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Posted 06 December 2016 - 10:18 AM

Ive been thinking about this a lot since Melanie Martinez came up with one, im like why not lana??

 

I imagine it would smell a little smokey and dangerous, but light and florally as the lingering smell, cause of how much she references summer and flowers. I wouldnt say it would be 'sweet', but more alluring/magnetizing, with a fresh, pretty smell too. 



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Posted 06 December 2016 - 01:42 PM

i hope she never goes there. it's a tacky af money-hungry move.



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Posted 07 December 2016 - 04:59 PM

submerge - smell of ocean breeze and pine. 






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