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Posted 07 December 2016 - 05:35 PM

AKA perfume: Queen of the Gas Station

  • apple, cherry blossom, and notes of gardenia

BTD perfume: Carmen

  • floral, rose and cinnamon.

P perfume: Bel Air

  • vanilla and cashmere.

UV perfume: Old Money

  • musk, amber, notes of vanilla.

HM perfume: Art Deco

  • oceanic with citrus notes (probably orange and hibiscus).

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Posted 27 May 2018 - 07:46 PM

Lana is the queen of flowers, and if she would make a fragnance that wouldn't smell of roses or anything floral... :crossed:


sorry for bumping this up

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#23 OFFLINE   Peachycream


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Posted 27 May 2018 - 07:54 PM

It would smell like tide and be shaped like a hanger

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Posted 27 May 2018 - 07:57 PM

It'd smell like cherries, wine, rosemary and thyme :hooker:  :hooker:  :creep:  :creep:

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Posted 27 May 2018 - 08:04 PM

sperm and blood

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Posted 28 May 2018 - 12:35 AM


I actually think Lana would have a scent with lots of floral notes, and some kind of sweet, but not overpowering, overall smell to it. Maybe a splash of some kind of citrus note too, to bring it out and altogether. 

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Posted 28 May 2018 - 12:53 AM

Ive been thinking about this a lot since Melanie Martinez came up with one, im like why not lana??


I imagine it would smell a little smokey and dangerous, but light and florally as the lingering smell, cause of how much she references summer and flowers. I wouldnt say it would be 'sweet', but more alluring/magnetizing, with a fresh, pretty smell too. 

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Posted 24 June 2018 - 06:41 PM

I imagine something musky with notes of vanilla.


The bottle's design would be similar to her coke necklace. Either a heart-shaped locket or a cross. Something like that.

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Posted 24 June 2018 - 06:44 PM

"Teenage Wasteland"


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Posted 24 June 2018 - 06:45 PM

it would smell like roses with a mix of daddy sweat, cigarette smoke, money, and a hint of alcohol. the design would be a dark blue square bottle cause Lana is boring like that  


The commercial would be a messy cut of different scenes from BtD era music videos and swimming underwater-girls while West Coast is playing and a female speaker announces the perfume. Lana would not know of the existance of neither the commercial nor the perfume.




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