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Let me fuck you hard in the pouring rain

You like your girls insane

Choose your fav condom

Take me from behind

Cause man, your spermatozoa, they were born to die


Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster.

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Blue Veins, White Dick

Took The damn Viagra, yeah it made my dick burn

It was like Swelling, For Sure.

You're so "Sex, Sex, Sex" and sick as a hooo-ker.

You were sorta Ugly, I was sorta horny

Your Dick is better Than my favorite dildo

And I know, Fisting is mean, and it hurts

But I still remember that cumshot in december

Oh Baby!

 

Fist me hard before you go... Summertime Anal oh...

I just wanted your butt hole, but baby oral's ok.

I got my sexy strap-on tonight, Fucking in the dark

In your pale, white ass.

Tie my hair in a ponytail, high heels on... I'm Kinky Tonight!

Oh ma gur, I feel it everywhere, the clinmax... Downtown is sizzling like a snare, honey I'm on fire I feel it in my pussy, nothing's on my mind right now.

2,3,4

 

:legend:


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Rape me in the D-A-R-K dark tonight

 

(D-A-R-K do me that way!)

 

Rape me with your D-I-C-K dick tonight

D-I-C-K fuck me sideways!

 

(Come When You Call Me America Parody)

Come when you're farting

Come when you're farting

Dont want no herpes in my eye

Dont want your greasy dick tonight

You smell like sour pickle juice

When was the last you shaved your pubes?

Geez. :creep:


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Everybody knows I'm the town slut, officer

You know I'd do a thing like that, yes for sure!

Oh please out these tight, tight, tight handcuffs on

Then suddenly

He grinding on me

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Every time I close my eyes

I'm surrounded by a hundred guys

No one compares to how you

Kiss my woo-hoo

And how you lick my gigantic thighs

Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh


The Girl You Used To Call The Queen of New York City

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Darlin', darlin'

Doesn't have a boyfriend

Masturbatin' to herself

'Cause her dildo's in the top shelf

Baby love me cuz I'm ridin' my dildo.

How do you like me now

 

Dildo edition time!

 

Dildo, ho-ho, Fleshlight so rare

Buzz in, pull out

Cum in my hair

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~Ride~

I feel your dick inside of me

I cum fast

Fuck me with all your might

Your dick's so hard that I might explode

But I, I like it really tight

 

So I just ride (your dick)

XXX LDR

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~Ride~

I feel your dick inside of me

I cum fast

Fuck me with all your might

Your dick's so hard that I might explode

But I, I like it really tight

 

So I just ride (your dick)

XXX LDR

 

this is my absolutely favourite

i always text my friend on a friday morning after sexy times

"I just rideeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! the dick"

 

this is so great hahahabshfbnjga


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My fuck toy ohhhh

I don't care if you're goin' to prison

We still have conjugal visits

I can't cheat cause once you go black 

you don't go back boop booptydoo

 

Remember how we use to party up all night

Sneaking out and looking for some guys to fuck

Riding cocks in the small town firelight

 

Not even they can stop me now

Boy I'll be teasing your head 


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I will fuck you till the end of time baby in a million years

Love your cock then all those other pussy's that touched

baby say that you like say that you like baby oh yes oh!!!

I love to get fingered all the time ( holy shit ) Cummed everywhere ( HOLY FUCK )

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