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Conspiracy Theory-- Lana Del Rey and SOPHIE are the same person

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With Lana's off-and-on absences, yet pictures in the studio, and pictures tagged with location in both Hollyweird (Hollywierd) (Hollywerld) and London, my lingering suspicions have become more and more obvious. Here are the facts.

 

1. Both have red hair. Sometimes

 

2. Rihanna

Remember when Lana posted BBHMM on instagram? It was during that time that SOPHIE (Lana Del Rey) was in the studio with Rihanna. See picture.

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3. He hides his identity. It's because he's Lana Del Rey, aka Elizabeth Grant, aka Sparkle Jump Rope Lolita Daddy Queen

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4. They're both fucking beautiful 

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HOOOOOLYYYY SHIT, LIKE FUCKING GORGEOUS BYE

5. pic of my cat 

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he's cute

 

Conclusion: Lana Del Rey and SOPHIE are irrefutably the same person, stop getting mad at lana for not posting shit, she's two people, it's hard sometimes 

 

 

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With Lana's off-and-on absences, yet pictures in the studio, and pictures tagged with location in both Hollyweird (Hollywierd) (Hollywerld) and London, my lingering suspicions have become more and more obvious. Here are the facts.

 

1. Both have red hair. Sometimes

 

2. Rihanna

Remember when Lana posted BBHMM on instagram? It was during that time that SOPHIE (Lana Del Rey) was in the studio with Rihanna. See picture.

tumblr_oogp5jv6Jk1vm9106o1_540.png

3. He hides his identity. It's because he's Lana Del Rey, aka Elizabeth Grant, aka Sparkle Jump Rope Lolita Daddy Queen

tumblr_oogp9grl0y1vm9106o1_500.jpg

tumblr_oogp9grl0y1vm9106o2_540.png

4. They're both fucking beautiful 

anoahblog3.jpg

tumblr_mayxh6f5e51r06zpbo1_500.jpg

HOOOOOLYYYY SHIT, LIKE FUCKING GORGEOUS BYE

5. pic of my cat 

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he's cute

 

Conclusion: Lana Del Rey and SOPHIE are irrefutably the same person, stop getting mad at lana for not posting shit, she's two people, it's hard sometimes 

 

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YOUR CAT IS SO CUTE :3

 

 


"ser bella me dio privilegios, pero ser astuta me dio poder"  :makeup:

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lana is not as innocent as we think.

 

there used to be this cute little blonde girl called lana del ray, until lana KILLED her and stole her identity. she's been assuming different identities for years. tax evasion at it's finest  :crossed:


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lana is not as innocent as we think.

 

there used to be this cute little blonde girl called lana del ray, until lana KILLED her and stole her identity. she's been assuming different identities for years. tax evasion at it's finest  :crossed:

there are no taxes on the moon 

:godlaugh:

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lana is not as innocent as we think.

 

there used to be this cute little blonde girl called lana del ray, until lana KILLED her and stole her identity. she's been assuming different identities for years. tax evasion at it's finest  :crossed:

:wowcry:  :mj3:  :wat:  :omg:


"ser bella me dio privilegios, pero ser astuta me dio poder"  :makeup:

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Since you guys liked my cat so much here's another picture :)

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It's so cute! Can we get another picture?  :defeated:

Lmao why is there a "Bush did 9/11" watermark? 

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