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#1 OFFLINE   Stargirl

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Posted 01 May 2017 - 02:39 AM

Do tell all of your thoughts about Lana's possible affiliation with the illuminati, or how she faked the moon landing.  :illumilana:


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Posted 01 May 2017 - 02:42 AM

I have a theory that Lana once went by Lizzy Grant.


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Posted 01 May 2017 - 02:43 AM

I have a theory that Lana once went by Lizzy Grant.

no she killed her and stole her identity 

 

lana del rey was actually the ai in poor lizzy's blackberry that went rogue and blew up in the middle of the night and its soul went into lizzy's body and started singing about dads 

 

thats why they dont sell blackberrys anymore

 

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Posted 01 May 2017 - 02:45 AM

no she killed her and stole her identity 

 

lana del rey was actually the ai in poor lizzy's blackberry that went rogue and blew up in the middle of the night and its soul went into lizzy's body and started singing about dads 

 

thats why they dont sell blackberrys anymore

 

If rogue blackberries can give us UV 2.0 then they need to come back asap


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Posted 01 May 2017 - 02:53 AM

Lana Del Rey's real name is Sarah Paulson and moonlights as an actress. People will say I'm crazy but they cant handle the truth because they're not ready for it yet. Y'all wonder why Lana isn't promoting LFL? Cause she's too busy filming the new season of AHS.

PROOF

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Posted 01 May 2017 - 02:57 AM

Lana Del Rey's real name is Sarah Paulson and moonlights as an actress. People will say I'm crazy but they cant handle the truth because they're not ready for it yet. Y'all wonder why Lana isn't promoting LFL? Cause she's too busy filming the new season of AHS.

PROOF

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wow thats incredible

she also plays jimmy neutrons mom 

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Posted 01 May 2017 - 03:01 AM

wow thats incredible
she also plays jimmy neutrons mom 
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Deeper down the rabbit hole we go.
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Posted 01 May 2017 - 03:03 AM

Deeper down the rabbit hole we go.

Reminder: 

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This is NOT Lana's grandmother!! This is Lana. She's hundreds of years old and she never ages. 


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Posted 01 May 2017 - 05:49 PM

Lana Del Rey passed away at 27 (Joined the 27 club) somewhere between April and May 2013. In the middle of filming Tropico, it took so long for it to be released because director, Anthony Mandler, and close friends and family were skeptical of putting it out. They eventually pieced together the already-shot footage for the first two-thirds of the film, Body Electric and Gods & Monsters. They didn't have much left for the end, Bel Air, which explains why it's really just Lana Del Rey and Shaun Ross improvising and prancing around. The ending was supposed to include her being back in God's arms and was supposed to include an original monologue for her next album, which wasn't Ultraviolence at the time. Lana Del Rey was cloned and debuted at the Tropico premiere, last-minute announcing Ultraviolence, a title the Illuminati told Dan Auerbach to name it after her death. The Illuminati, as we all know, leave clues to know who's smart enough to figure their scheme out so not to make it obvious she's a whole new "person", they changed up her entire sound but played it as just "an era change". Only the real fans would figure it out. Little did we know, Born To Die and Paradise Lana Del Rey is gone but will never be forgotten. 

This all explains the massive change in lyricism, themes (american dream), production (big beats), reoccurring words (daddy, party dress), look (big beauty queen hair, long nails, cute dresses), and more. She will be missed :pray:


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Posted 05 May 2017 - 12:06 AM

lol.. this is a reach but

 

Jan 27 BTD release -  The Honeymoon Bridge across Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada collasped 

 
June 13th UV release - The "Honeymoon" was casted upon the moon
 
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