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#21 OFFLINE   Madrigal


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Posted 29 October 2012 - 03:46 AM

You walk around school with your lips puffed out, and try to suppress the urge to laugh as your peers do. It gets really difficult sometimes, too! :(
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Posted 29 October 2012 - 03:49 AM

When you begin paying more attention to your lips and want to get them injected. Okay, so my ex is kind of the reason I pay more attention to my lips, but Lana makes me feel more comfortable with the idea of getting lip injections.

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 04:07 AM

you start looking for a sugar daddy to fund your personal and professional endeavors.

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 04:32 AM

you put up a giant American flag in your apartment to take dope gangsta Miss American beauty queen photoshoots in the pale moonlight

you have a burning desire to visit the Chateau Marmont

you get sad that your hair doesn't hold curls and you suck at doing it real big beauty queen style so you despair that you could never look like Lana but then you realize that your hair when you wake up in the morning looks exactly like hers does on the Paradise Edition cover art :legend: :legend: :legend:
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Posted 29 October 2012 - 11:01 AM

You used to think that blood red lipstick was "slutty" (in a good way) but now you wear it at every party.
You start to love/wear a vintage emerald ring from your mom that you used to hate because it looked so kitsch and bling.
Gurls stuff :hooker:
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Posted 29 October 2012 - 11:17 AM

- you've plastered on some falsies even if you're just casually going to the grocery store. i wanna feel glam too~
-you've considered getting a few minor lip fillers
-start finding that cheesy "gangsta" type language to be cute
- have had major discussions over leaks
- having to spent extra hours when researching your fave bc they feel the need to make 109809798668 accounts with all kinds of diff names
- video games and pepsi cola hold different meanings to you than the average person
- spend hours trying to figure out how to attain HOMEMADE music videos

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 11:30 AM

... you're inspired by everything ~beautiful (visually and sonically) and start to incorporate that into your daily life (thematically).

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..but believe me when I say that the surveillance we live under is the highest privilege compared to how we treat the rest of the world.



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Posted 29 October 2012 - 11:57 AM

- You think it's okay to casually move your hands around when a Lana song is playing
- You've noticed yourself calling people "honey"
- You've thought about lana del pickup lines
- Being a qt-pseudo gangster is now an important thing to become
- You sometimes think "I wonder what Lana is doing now?"
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Posted 29 October 2012 - 01:04 PM

When I'm praising my cat's beauty with such terms as "Miss America"....Uh, probably just me that does that.

Oh thanks god someone said something like this. I'm naming my new kitten Beauty Queen :teehee: in my defense, I've never seen such a beautiful cat in real life!
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Posted 29 October 2012 - 02:44 PM

They mentioned methamphetamines in this video we watched at school, and the first thing that came to mind was "pink flamingo".
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:49 PM

When listening to National Anthem after "Do you think you'll buy me lots of diamonds?" You say "Yes, of course I will my darling." 

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 03:01 AM

when your lana collection is the only thing thats been organized in your itunes #commitmenttolana

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 07:35 PM

Lana becomes a reason why you're proud to be from the USA.

I'm Rosa!

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 08:19 PM

When I found out Beyonc√© was going to sing the National Anthem, I might have thought she was actually going to sing National Anthem by Lana  :dorothy3:

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 11:14 PM

You know you're a Lana Fan when:

-You take a sudden liking to older men.

-When you start posing in the mirror like Lana does in her photoshoots......

-When you suddenly want a Ferrari Jacket

- When you smile everytime you drink pepsi "Well we know what this tastes like, dont we now?"

-When you hear Miss USA being said or Beauty Queen and think of Lana

- When you hear National Anthem being said and assume they mean Lana..

- When you have hundreds of bloody GIFs and pictures of her saved on your computer and you cant ever find the one you're looking for

-When you're prepared to pay £25 for a shitty t-shirt, except it has Lana on, so you dont even think its that shitty.

- When you start calling people "Honey, Sunshine, Sweetie, Baby, Baby doll," and other things Lana says

-When you start mentally dating Lana

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 04:19 AM

You know you're a Lana fan when ...


  • You hairflip your enemies with your non-existant long hair
  • You are always being OG
  • Bathroom selfies are done EVERYWHERE
  • Prostitution and doing meth sound like good ideas 


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Posted 08 March 2013 - 09:56 AM

OMG all this thread is so true.


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Posted 08 March 2013 - 05:54 PM

-you have an affair with your english teacher  :yesnod:

- You have a shrine to Lana in your room.  :shh:


-You run to the door to see if your tickets to her concert came yet  :pft:

- Your mum knows every song on BTD.


- Every post on your FB is about Lana.  :oh:

-You get excited every time JFK is mentioned in history class.  :byeh8rs:

-You listen to Kassidy.

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 07:26 PM

You know you're a Lana fan when:

- You hear the word Analysis and think LANAlysis

- You hear someone say "K" As in "Ok" but you still think of Lana

- You drink mtn dew and just know lana would approve

-You drink cherry coke and think "I'm sittin sippin cherry cola..Caesar said he'd fall in love with me if I was older."

-Someone says "Well its a live or die situation isnt it?" and you think of the song...

- You think tacky phone covers look cute

- You think tacky fake nails look better now

- You start wishing you had those cheap backdrops just for decoration

-You have christmas lights in your room....despite it not even being christmas.

-You drunkenly try to apply fake eyelashes because you're such a degenerate beauty queen..

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 07:40 PM

So this other day during calculus my friend who's really good at drawing drew this and when he was done he kept apologizing on behalf of Lana because he thought she looked too chubby and I was like "Dude, it's not like I know her or anything..." even though I really really wish I did, fml.  :icant:



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