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Cheater!

 

Is Larry King rich...? Oh well, not worth it.

 

 

Marry Oprah, fuck Pierce, kill Larry.

 

I love money :haha:

 

 

 

Ke$ha, Chris Brown, Aretha Franklin

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Fuck Chris Brown ( You know his bad temper is caused by dick deprivation )

 

Marry Aretha

 

Kill & torture Kesha

 

Rosa Parks , Abraham Lincoln , Ghandi


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:O What a choice!

 

Well, Abe freaks me the fuck out, so I'd totally kill him.

Marry...Ghandi. Show Rosa Parks a good time.

 

 

Christopher Walken, Nicki Minaj, Beyonce's baby.

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Kill Lana Del Rey; cos she was Born To Die.

Fuck Lizzy Grant; in motels, preferably near the gas station, with lights, camera and some accion, make lotsa Super-8 footage of it.

Marry May Jailer; sing along with a guitar and sad songs in a rehab heaven or CBGB's, and document her evolution into Lizzy Grant and Lana Del Rey eventually.

 

Britney, Azealia, Katy


..but believe me when I say that the surveillance we live under is the highest privilege compared to how we treat the rest of the world.

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ohhh tricky!

um, Marry Britney because i grew up with her

Fuck Katy cause, let's face it she's hot!

Kill Azelia cause i don't REALLY know her! but 212 is flawless gorl!

 

Lady Gaga, The Queen of England, Obama


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I would fuck Lady GaGa because I think it'd be fun. She could get her leather hooker boots on and her glowing wig and we could dance in the dark.

 

I would marry The Queen Of England because we could drink tea, and she is about to pop her clogs soon anyway now. So I'd have some money.

 

I'd kill Obama because he's easily replaceable.

 

Adele, Simon Cowell & Mariah Carey.


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I'd marry Adele so I could divorce her and inspired chart-toppers.

Very reluctantly fuck Simon Cowell.

Kill Mariah.

 

 

Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Bea Arthur

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None TBH!!! They're all old plus I'm gay!!

 

Not really the point.

 

I had to look up all those dudes, gah. By looks:

 

Marry Sean

Fuck Samyr

Kill River

 

 

Reeve Carney, Jimmy Gnecco, Bradley Soileau

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Fuck Taylor Momsen, Marry Medoner and uhmm.. take Kurt Cobains life.. again?

Why am I even playing this?

 

The Cookie Monster, Pikachú and a triceratops.

 

(edit: don't know how to kill this post on my phone)

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Guest Maru the Cat

Mary: Britney

Fuck: Nicki

Kill: Madonna

 

Cat, Dog, Bird :3

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