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Lana will release a 'Festival' Merch collection on 25/03 at 4pm GMT/9am PST. A link will be sent to subscribers at 7am PST on the day of the sale. items:

the colorful one deserves jail. literally looks like the trashiest design from shein the rest are cute! especially the blue with the swan

I’m so sorry but her merch team needs to be fired. Literally pick anyone from this forum and they could come up with better designs

The only time I get noticed by her and it’s me dragging her merch help

Someone get a lanaboards member on the design team PLEASE

LANA RESPONDED TO MY COMMENT ABOUT HOW I DIDNT LIKE THE MERCH HELP

lana if you are reading this thread i’m so happy you’re doing your own design #indieartist #shopsmallowned but lets hire someone to help you! <3 ill do it for free \<._.>/ dm me

I'm not a royal fan but I feel so sorry for her and her family, especially the children as well. She's still at young age and no one deserves that. Fuck cancer. I hope that the media leaves her alone. Fuck media.

“Ahead of ur time xo” is killing me

i’m not a royalist but i really do hope the crazy conspiracy theorists leave her alone now and let her recover in peace. they were making up some really weird stuff and cancer is a dreadful thing

That pink/purple one is so 🫣

omg the way she says your time

I can already see the beginning of the interview Lana Del Rey, born Elizabeth Grant, sits on a hay bale in the backyard of the abandoned Dick’s Sporting Goods she renovated into a vacation home, holding three different vapes in her manicured hands, a mischievous twinkle in her eyes

these are hideous it's giving

“they are my designs”

I’m surprised no one has come in here yet to point out that some of the Lana Del Rey logos use the LDRAKALG font and be delulu about a rerelease x

The question is why are nearly all of the designs Born to Die / Ultraviolence focused…? Anyway, as someone who wears a hair bow in my hair everyday for the past decade and a half, I WILL be stocking up on the bows as well as the little white mini skirt xx

posting just cuz it’s page 6666 <3 Edit: you’re fucking joking…..

lana said this is for the coquette girls 🎀💌🦢

Omg the purple mess is maybe hideous enough to be iconic

the purple is absolutely horrendous honestly fact the whole collection apart from the bow just isnt for me but i’m happy shes her team are putting stuff out

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This honestly makes me a little sad. This looks horrendous, I know there’ll be fans who feel like they need to buy this even though they can’t really afford it (goes for anything I guess, even buying multiple vinyl versions, but still) just to not feel like they’ll miss an opportunity… This just feels unnecessary, why release something that doesn’t look like anyone cared for at all… hm…

Okay but is she ever going to rerelease the coke necklace?! Lanaboards has not forgotten about that

i mean the inspiration was there

lana if ur reading this just know that if I call ur merch ugly I do it with love u wouldn't be u without your earnest kitschiness and that's beautiful

All these LanaBoards members are like ahhhhh can I get a picture And then they go online like just kidding I hate you

Can’t get over how Lana’s team stopped using LDR Village just to come out with seemingly poor quality merch with weird designs on a different platform I want to know who came up with these. The bow and the matching tank/skirt are cute but everything else seems AI generated or something

The way the purple graphic reminds me of something you’d see on the side of a disposable fast food cup

The blue swan shirt had the greatest chance to quote "it will be our swan song" or just "Swan Song" instead of Born To Die for the millionth time I don't know what to think about the merch since I have never really been a fan of her merch (except for the LFL era merch). I love the bow though, it's really cute! The merch in general is kind of cute maybe but it's too H&M or Shein for me

New merchandise for Lana Del Rey’s upcoming run of festivals will be released with first access on March 25th exclusively for Lana’s newsletter subscribers. A link will be sent to subscribers at 7am PST, 2 hours before the regular sale.

In the mags ig highlights under EXITSS24 there’s a request for a parrot then a pic of a shirt that says Chateau Marmont then a close up of a parrot on the shoulder of a brunette wearing a striped shirt! 🦜🦜🦜

SHE NEEDS TO RERELEASE THESE INSTEAD...

youre telling me this isnt an ldr village release…

the world if @Elle was on the design team

Just smile and nod y’all…

LMFAO so are the dice pls it’s giving hookup culture you really do roll the dice on some crotches

the way dark paradise is placed right on the crotch area of the shorts

Weyes Blood also was on the cover of EXIT last year and the photography was by Neil!! so I have high hopes that this cover will be shot by Neil too, pre-ordered my copy

This reminds me of that recent interview where the person basically said she lived in a shitty hole in the ground and that they hated her guts but then said they grew to love and understand her😭😭😭

Kate, Princess of Wales, has revealed she has been diagnosed with cancer and is undergoing preventative chemotherapy. In a personal message, the 42-year-old said planned abdominal surgery in January was successful and it was initially thought her condition was non-cancerous. But tests after the operation found cancer had been present, she said, adding: "This of course came as a huge shock, and William and I have been doing everything we can to process and manage this privately for the sake of our young family." The mother of George, Charlotte and Louis said doctors had advised her to have a course of preventative chemotherapy and she is currently in the early stages of that treatment. https://x.com/kensingtonroyal/status/1771235267837321694?s=46&t=A-hpb0RdMeO0VZSAd563PQ

I just woke up and seeing these designs makes me think I'm still having a weird dream

don’t beat urself up about it girl! u were probably 1 of 1000 comments she read about it. it is not personal! u can’t put in minimal effort and expect no criticism! we all would have preferred like 2 decent merch pieces that look well thought out than however many ugly ass things she just released. maybe she will consider this for future releases, so ur saving us all xxxx

Omg girl I’d simply pass away

hope she's okay, cancer is awful

I’m so glad that we are getting exclusive link but GOD THEY ARE SO FUCKING UGLY

Her merch is missing those 2015 galaxy pattern hoodies and backpacks you saw every middle schooler wearing

i’m still giggling at the purple attempt it is honestly the most puzzling thing her merch team could have put out? random unrelated pngs of lyrics randomly spread across an unwearable purple gradient... their aversion to serving is fascinating to me

Made this shitty little mockup based on the Exit Magazine layout with an AI photo made by @Dua Lipa a few months ago lmao LANA DEL REY FOR EXIT MAGAZINE BY PETRA COLLINS