Leaderboard

I posted this in the festivals thread, but putting this here too since he confirmed he’s working with Lana for her Coachella performance -

Didn’t she just make fun of artists doing this?

Nikki actually ate for once

Fans: all these artist literally COPY Lana Lana:

Nikki we owe you an apology

13 hours ago, Elle said: I think we're gearing up for a pretty intense run of performances - Wally Crowder, a stuntman/stunt coordinator of 50+ years, just made a post saying Lana is the “most wonderful person [he’s] ever worked for,” which suggests that he is involved with Lana’s upcoming run of festival performances. Wally is the father of Hunter Ray Barker, who is a close family friend of the Grants and married to Sveta, who is also a close family friend. Wally is also closely associated with Taran Tactical Innovations, a weapon shop and gun range that Lana has frequently visited over the past few months. Lana started following Wally, Taran, and his fiancée Tetiana around the same time. I feel like Lana was introduced to Wally from Hunter and then to Taran from Wally. I wonder what this means for her performances.. weapon-like stunts on stage? I'm so curious lol x . .

i don't really wanna blame billie for taking inspiration from lana. tell me an artist who doesn't take inspiration from lana nowadays. i think that makes lana's legacy even stronger and more legendary and even more popular, you know.

Birds of a Feather, The Greatest, Wildflower, Blue...this sounds like an AI generated Lana album gonna be good then

SHE'S SO MOTHER

why am i moving omg

Oh she is coming to slay with her gun and cheap plastic horses, we aren’t ready

on the other hand, I’m glad we’re normalizing announcing the tracklist the same day the album is announced

she will sing fine china and will release it on Ultraviolence 10 years edition + Say Yes To Heaven+ Flipside My white horses and my ivory almonds

WE DEF ARE GETTING SOMETHING LASSO RELATED!!

LIVING LEGEND LIVE DEBUT OMFG WHEN SHE'S SINGING "GUNS IN THE SUMMERTIME AND HORSES TOO" SHE GONNA APPEAR WITH A HORSE AND TAKES HER GUN AND STARTS SHOOTING CONFETTI AND SHE GONNA SAY HENRY COME ON GIDDY UP ON SPOTIFY A DELULU CAN DREAM

Can’t wait for Billie’s fourth album “Born to honeymoon for life!”

I don’t love not getting a single, but with only 10 tracks I guess that’s for the best. At least it isn’t a super long wait like some girlies cough cough Lana, Taylor cough

“feat. Morgan Wallen” is now shelved

Omg this is so exciting….. I NEED this to be one of the best coachella headliners in history so she better pull through

what's that i hear? you were right all along 111? we should've joined your movement years ago? you clocked her so many times but we didn't listen? NO ECLIPSE! it's all part of the sky ferrire EXPERIENCE! you DON'T understand eclit! it's SO heroin chic when she acts like a junkie and walks off shrugging! take all my monies sky and sing me those 10 year old style over substance songs that you didn't write so i can feel my 90s depressed tumblr gay boy fantasea! yes queen i want that japanese jesus cawk! i love it when you sway around on stage trying to find the note looking like sarah paulson in american horror story season 5 HOTEL starring lady godga! who cares if you are literally just sitting backstage doing lines while we wait for you to start your show and we end up missing our train home! who goes to see THE sky ferreri and expects her to be on stage on time??? WHY would you want her to finish a full setlist? u fake fan! we know the real sky and she is the best!!! FUCK YOU CAPITOL!!! #MASOCHISM2024 NO PLEASE not the white room, it's all part of the experience, you can't lock me up PLEASE she needs my monies she is funding her studio sessions!! LET ME OUT!!! SKY I LOVE YOU!!!!!

Feat. Nikki Lane confirmed.

The irony of people being mad Billie is inspired by Lana when Lana herself has been inspired my multiple artists

It really seems like it's going to big and bold as she said Can't wait for the 12th, Lanita is about to cause a 9.5 motherquake in Cuntyfornia

what if @NikoGo is actually Nikki

the way we'll never know with her ugh i can't wait for friday

Be happy Lana is inspiring the newer gen instead of starting conspiracies

I'm taking his horse pic as a good sign for Lasso debut Imagine Lasso is a really bombastic song that that she debuts with a wild wild west cinematic shootout on stage

White horse Lana’s next single title

I’d be more upset at these artists taking inspiration from Lana if they didn’t quote her quite regularly as their favorite artist. They’re all taking inspiration from their favorite artist the same way Lana takes inspiration from her favorite artists

dua lipa ahh cover and lana living in black and white being blue, wildflower and the greatest ahh tracklist also hit me hard? gurl taylor, lorde and billie should collab on a ripoff mixtape of whispers, trap beats and rap features produced by jack antonoff at this point, all an equal headache edit: oof made it to the first post on a page, finna get roasted

HIT ME HARD & SOFT OUT ON MAY 17 NO PRE-SINGLES Tracklist: 01. Skinny 02. Lunch 03. Chihiro 04. Birds of a Feather 05. Wildflower 06. The Greatest 07. L'Amour De Ma Vie 08. The Diner 09. Bittersuite 10. Blue

Either way those songs will get out there

Jack gave us some major career highlights that's for sure but he has been working with Lana for so long and produced so many songs so it's just interesting and a bit refreshing seeing Lana working with a different producer and hearing a different production style than Jacks imo And some ppl like his production more than others but we can't deny we got some great songs and good albums. NFR and OB became classics in here discography as they should

ya'll

OOOOOMG THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET WILD FOR A LONG TIME we aren’t ready for lanachella i fear

I'm actually more excited now because she's going to surprise us with this. Is she going to shoot? Is she going to bungee jump and do mission-impossible-esque stunt tricks? Things I'm excited to see in her Coachella show: • Visuals • Themes (is it going to be different than last year's) • Stage • Looks (outfit + make-up) • Band set (like what are they going to play, is it going to be different from their usual set) • Choreo + dancers (what are they going to do, is it going to be different from their usual set) • Possible guest singers • Setlist (my hopes are not high since she hasn't drastically changed it for 6 years but since it is Coachella and is it going to be perhaps bigger than the usual sets, then maybe the setlist is also different) • Vocals (I want Lana to kill the crowd with her amazing vocals!) • Lana herself, what is she going to do, especially now she has collaborated with a stuntman and allegedly with a Russian movie/visual director for Coachella! I fucking hope that this show isn't going to let us down, I really hope that there aren't any controversies with her performances or her lost vapes or her being late on stage and being cut off (Glastonbury flashbacks). I really hope that this show will be amazing and perfect!!!!!

Actually, it would be great if FJM wrote a song about hanging out with Lana's family, watching her at Coachella, and he could call it 'Coachella (Robster In My Mind)'

Wait Omg. If there IS a new Billie collab, they should debut it at Lana’s coachella set. imagine that: FJM shows up for LTLI Billie collab debut in the middle of the set The Weeknd for a LFL / Stargirl mashup maybe even a surprise appearance from Taylor guys it would literally be the greatest coachella headliner ever lmfaoooo

I mean Lana come on Do you think we'd really choose it? All this silence and nothing Lana come on I mean Lanita come on Do you think we'd really wait patiently for ya? If you did something brilliant Lana come on Last snippet , Henry y'all Hang sanity up on the wall Tell us that our cowgirl is coming Come on and giddy-up

When she walks on stage on a real horse and then the horse starts dancing on its hind legs in full makeup and the horse has a beehive and the 2012 lip fillers and they sing a duet of Blue Jeans X AW X Henry Come On

Do we think she’s going to ride in on a mechanical white horse for her stage entrance 🐎

Her posting the Coachella lineup in the same post with the picture of her holding a gun makes sense now.

When she performs GBAATBWII and performs the gunshots irl

I was doing so good at tempering my expectations til now but I can't do it any longer.... giddied tf up

Just read about the recent shitshow on Twitter. It's beyond stale watching the few fans she has left continuously try to excuse her unprofessionalism. It's always someone else's fault. Anyone but Sky's.

It’s actually insane how close this is omg. We’re going to be eating SO good in a matter of days

I think we're gearing up for a pretty intense run of performances - Wally Crowder, a stuntman/stunt coordinator of 50+ years, just made a post saying Lana is the “most wonderful person [he’s] ever worked for,” which suggests that he is involved with Lana’s upcoming run of festival performances. Wally is the father of Hunter Ray Barker, who is a close family friend of the Grants and married to Sveta, who is also a close family friend. Wally is also closely associated with Taran Tactical Innovations, a weapon shop and gun range that Lana has frequently visited over the past few months. Lana started following Wally, Taran, and his fiancée Tetiana around the same time. I feel like Lana was introduced to Wally from Hunter and then to Taran from Wally. I wonder what this means for her performances.. weapon-like stunts on stage? I'm so curious lol x Update: he confirmed in the comments that he’s working with her for her Coachella performances -

If anyone is going please take pictures if you are allowed to and TELL US 👁️👄👁️ what they sold there!!! I wish I were able to go T_T I want to know everything that was available there and I will di3 if it was the rosary necklace.

shes going to shoot down all the gays in the crowd Omg……