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The casual mention of Tessa lifting her laryngitis remotely took me OUT, that was amazing. I kind of love when she gets real/messy like this and just gives it to us straight. I’m sure there’s a lot that went into his decision, but Pete departing just a month out is wild, and definitely explains some of the stuff we saw on Weekend 1. But damn, am I even more impressed with Lana, her dancers, the team as a whole, and with her ability to adapt. Big shout out to Emily, like I can’t even imagine the stress she was under the past 37+ days, and the final product was incredible. edit: Byron’s comment on that post is so sweet. I love their working relationship!

having a new female tour manager could change a lot, so let's see how this influences her upcoming shows (for the good )

omg she looks straight out of 2016

She’s gonna spend all night editing this caption only to delete it all and just leave “thanks x” after the 7th edit huh

she really said fuck you pete and wanted us all to know

look all i'm gonna say is i know someone who has worked on lana's tours for a long time (at least since la to the moon i'm pretty sure?) and from everything i know she's a pleasure to work with and super kind to her employees... i also know a lot of people in the festival/concert industry are shady, flakey, and can just be an all around pain so it sounds like this guy was probably just an asshole, especially considering her close team (ben, ed, byron, blake, sheridan. etienne, etc.) have been with her FOREVER with no complaints.

"Tessa DiPietro spent two hours lifting that cough remotely through her body intuitive skills" Ong she is just so

I’m OBSESSED with this caption omg it’s quintessential Lana… the random beautiful imagery thrown in there between the thank yous and callouts… until I became a shimmering swimming pool… changing my hair to the color of the desert like I wanted.. her life is her poetry fr the part abt them practicing in a cold warehouse lmao after all this time she still loves to act like she’s a struggling indie artist

The cold warehouse causing her to have laryngitis gives me the same vibe as “I fell out of a tree when I was a child and that’s why I whisper” also I think her hair the color of the desert is a call out of the location of Coachella (a literal desert) as opposed to a lasso tease

so fascinating to read about all the hard work that went into the show (despite the lacklustre setlist lol but ima blame this Pete guy for that! ) She is seriously so beautiful. I hope she keeps this hair color and whoever her stylist is because wowwwwww… she looks the best she has ever looked in her entire career.

“Thank you guys. For fucking everything, Jack and John and Billie for showing up for me -and the band for just killing it and spending months in Sylmar in a 40° warehouse to the point but it was so cold that I caught laryngitis that literally left just a few hours before I hit the stage because Tessa DiPietro spent two hours lifting that cough remotely through her body intuitive skills just minutes before showtime, Wally Crowder for my bad as bikes. Every stunning dancer on stage, including my besties and Alex for her beautiful choreography. My stunning three singers who danced and sang their asses off in style and high matching boots. Emily for stepping up as tour manager when Pete quit for no reason after 15 years because he was butt hurt that I got 10 comped bikes for free from Wally and randomly decided he was more of a stage designer than a tour manager... Never got a phone call probably never will. Still grateful for the 15 years though. No worries – 37 days was more than enough time to put together an entire headlining set all by ourselves. Not stressful at all. Way to go Emily you fucking killed it with grace. Thank you to my managers Ben and Ed for making me laugh the entire way through everything for my whole freaking life even though none of it ever makes any sense. PS please send me an email If you decide to quit this year- 15 years is a long time for us too☺️😝 Molly Dixon❤️ for those dresses, dolce and Gabbana for literally wrapping silk around my body for hours until I became a perfect shimmering swimming pool Etienne and Anna for somehow making my eyes change color on stage with witchy brush strokes of subtle peach make up and light old Hollywood hair, and Tracey Cunningham for changing my hair to the color of the desert like I wanted. And of course, Paul for inviting us. it was fun. I’ll see you again real soon.”

waitttt why he clocked her like that

I can't with this caption Her thanking everyone is so sweet but the Pete drama and Tessa Di Pietro took me out lol. She really giving us all the tea On a serious note her being sick on the day off the show and Pete quitting 37 days before explains alot and then the mic issues. She still delivered an iconic show and you can tell she put alot of thought into it, her post made realized that the balcony is Kintsugi plss I almost teared up Anyways I'm so proud of her and it's good too see that she is happy Love that she wanted her hair to look like the desert, the color is so beautiful and she needs to keep it for the Lasso era, it could fit so well

“Thank you Tracey for changing my hair to the color of the desert like I wanted” so the hair is for Lasso can’t wait to see the cover

Just thought of how funny it was, that not even 10 minutes later after sharing tea, she posted her on the bike that Pete quit over LOL

oh pete, 15 years and quit 37 days before a headlining show at the biggest music festival in america…. wow whoever Emily is, a queen

I am guessing Pete did not receive a pink crewneck with Lana holding a gun 💔

Lmaooo the drama... Also Tessa di pietro lifting cough off her body what??

OMG she spilled on IG! Coachella related drama

It’s ok Lana I don’t read my emails either

PS please send me an email if you decide to quit this year - 15 years is a long time for us too ☺️😝

Tessa probably slipping some Lemsip into lana's drink when her eyes are closed

just wanna say she’s super sweet and Kind to thank all of them, in such a public way, and in such special Detail… not just a generic thanks, but a intentional thankful and gratefulness. not many artists would, and it is really really sweet 😭❤️ and i’m sure it means a lot to them to get that recognition, she’s shining the light on them and their hard work & i think it’s such a life lesson for us to do too in the small ways we can thank people idk why it’s making me feel emotional it’s sweet

The diss at Pete lmfaooo I guess this also explains why her voice sounded different! Hopefully she recovers by Friday. I’m so glad to see her laughing this off, she seems so happy and I’m happy too

She looks straight out of 2011, I cannottt. Hoping she keeps this hair for a while, if not permanently…🤞🧡. And the way she just dropped that bit about Pete ☠️ It reminds me of how she said she threw plates at her dressing room door in Dallas on the Endless Summer Tour when he blocked it and they didn’t speak for the rest of that tour so she tour managed herself lol. Such is life, Lana </3

I just know Tessa DiPietro knows some juicy things about Lasso

Honestly had a feeling something was going on during Coachella and I think we all picked up on that

Peter Abbot, her (former) tour production manager since her early tours, pictured on the right - From a 2018 interview article: Recalling the beginnings of his working relationship with Del Rey, Abbott stated it all came down to being in the right place at the right time: "The tour I was working on in the US ended rather abruptly due to a family illness," began Abbott. "To fill my now-open schedule, I ventured back home to the UK to help out a friend's band, who ended up supporting Guillemots. This led to me meeting their manager, Ed Millett, who subsequently partnered with Ben Mawson to manage a brand new female artist by the name of Lana Del Rey. I was introduced to Lana in the street outside Webster Hall in New York whilst loading a truck for Marina and the Diamonds," recalled Abbott. "Ed asked me to look after Lana's first European shows that autumn. I jumped straight onto a bus with Lana and, metaphorically speaking, have never left!" Never left until now, that is x

She is soooo cute and I am happy she is happy about how the show went, was scared we were gonna get a rant about the critics

That is the most chaotic caption I love when she’s messy and spills the tea, as long as she’s messy for a brief time and then moves on. When she gets messy and stays messy that’s when I worry her being sick (and cured by her psychic ) really makes sense though. That, on top of the mic issues, really had to have set her back. Hopefully week two she’s feeling better!

When Lana does this on the week 2 show

do you really think it's not a possibility she was sick? it's not like laryngitis is something extremely rare and it can't happen to people, she didn't say it was measles

she knew all she had left was the iphone voice to text transcription function and a dream, she had to make it work

Remember when she threw plates at pete for locking her up

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5y5RMoJcq5/?igsh=ZnQ3OWhxMGFsYTNs Lana commented "I invented bows"

Next week it’s going to be the same caption except she thanks the pastor for showing up to perform his interlude, and the medium for clearing the blockages in her pussy before the show

We’ve known she’s a bit woo woo i personally just choose to ignore it

It was SO obvious that something was off with the entire coachella set, everything makes sense now so I forgive her...

now what was the reason for this

you said everything is changeeed oh everything is changed now and nothing is the same ohhhhhhh nothing was the same yeahhh I THINK THAT'S CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZYYY I'm telling you nothing was the same I THINK THAT'S CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZYYY because everything is changed because of those CANDY NECKLACES

Oh she was ready to spill the tea on Pete

i loved that comment she made about her medium using her intuitive skills to heal her cough

I can't remember who, but someone here in the big show thread pointed out the 'Kintsugi' reference. The tiles were the type of Easter Egg that is just fun to put in a set, even if nobody knows about it.

wow, everything falling apart 37 days before coachella and still she NAILED IT. she’s the best and she is the cutest for thanking every single person of her team, i just love her so much

I think about that plate thing at least once a week and try to imagine the situation how she was throwing them lol

“Pete quit for no reason after 15 years because he was butt hurt that I got 10 comped bikes for free from Wally and randomly decided he was more of a stage designer than a tour manager...” This sounds like Pete wanted real bikes (ride mv) but this Wally guy stepped on his toes about it. The electric bikes she used do feel like product placement so it makes sense they were comped.

Damn ma how many times are you gonna edit this caption also ”and randomly decided he was more of a stage designer than a tour manager” is so nasty

Woah that extra paragraph was added like 10 min after she posted