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Shall we invite Pat over to this thread for some insight? I bet she'd love to comment. Pull up a chair, Pat, please. 
 
I bet Rob & Chuck regularly rock the fuck out on 4 hand piano, tearing up the living room and setting it on fire, while Lana is off in a corner being all doom & gloom and giving Momma Grant headache after headache in typical oldest child fashion. Lil brat Lizzy. NO WONDER U WERE SENT 2 BOARDING SKOOL

Does anyone know any musicians/artists that sing songs a little like Lanas "I don't wanna go" "Last Girl On Earth" ??

this is my favorite cover by my favorite singer, Lights
 

hes an amazing singer hes just... wow. 
 
he has that -you know he's going to be a classic- vibe,
i mean, listen,
 
http://www.indieshuffle.com/wp-content/files_mf/audio.mp3
 
or this 
 
 
http://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6zbplM7Oy1rt5ab0o1.mp3
 
 
orrrr
 
 
http://soul-sides.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/02-Thinkin-Bout-You.mp3
 
i'm pretty sure a lot of you like him and if you haven't ^^LISTEN^^^^^^^^
 
if you are a fan whats your favorite song by him? mine are probably pink matter and super rich kids and forrest gump and pyramides... and crack rock... and thinkin' bout you

First of all, English is not my first language so sorry about any mistakes I could have made.
Also, I would like to warn you that my idea is very sexual so please, only read it if you are okay with it.
 
I know Lana would never do this type of video, so consider this FANFICTION:
 
 
LANA DEL REY - COLA Directed by lastofnonsense   Concept: Late-1960s. The Golden Age of Porn. Lana is nothing but a bad girl who did what she had to do. Yeah, that's right, this beautiful girl is into this dirty business. Lana is a porn star who gets her director and boyfriend (Harvey) to make a lot of money. Harvey is your everyday guy, only that he enjoys to watch her girl getting fucked by old men like him. He loves to watch. That's why and how he's got into this business after all.   Esthetics: The video will have a 1960s porn video atmosphere. It will also have an artistic direction like many porn movies used to have back then. The video will remind a lot of us, the fans, how Lana has always been a video star since her vintage homemade videos.   PRESS PLAY, PLEASE.   Lana is laying on a bed. The camera loves her. She smiles.   Harvey's off screen, obviously behing the camera. He asks her: Ready?   She answers, without hesitation: I was born ready.   She's not only ready to her act, but also to tell her story.   THE MUSIC STARTS.   She starts moving seductively. She knows what she's doing.   She gets closer and closer. Then she looks right to the camera and sings:   MY PUSSY TASTE LIKE PEPSI-COLA   MY EYES ARE WIDE LIKE CHERRY PIES   We see different footage of Lana kissing old guys, obviously porn actors.   I GOT A TASTE FOR MEN WHO ARE OLDER   IT'S ALWAYS BEEN SO IT'S NO SURPRISE   We see a guy recording these scenes previously mentioned, clearly enjoying it. We see his dirty smile. It's the first time we see the guy who's behind it. Then, we see a cute moment of Lana hugging him and kissing him, and he kisses her back in her forehead, like a father would do.   HARVEY'S IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS AND HE'S MAKING ME CRAZY (HE COULDN'T LIVE A LIE)   ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS PARTY WITH HIS PRETTY BABY   We keep seeing different footage of Lana kissing other old guys. Like porn pre-sex scenes. When they start making out. We see how Lana looks at them wanting love, attention and approval, while it's obviously they only want her for sex. We also see footage of Lana singing to the camera.   COME ON, BABY, LET'S RIDE   WE CAN SCAPE TO THE GREAT SUNSHINE   I KNOW YOUR WIFE, SHE WOULDN'T MIND   WE MADE IT OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE   WE MADE IT OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE   WE MADE IT OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE   (There's footage of her singing right to the camera, she's talking to your everyday porn watcher: We can scape to the great sunshine, I know your wife, she wouldn't mind)   We see her moan interpolated with footage of natural things like a river or rain.   COME ON, COME ON   COME ON, BABY   WOAH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH   WOAH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, YEAH   We see footage of her glamourous porn star life and everything the money has given to her.   I FALL ASLEEP IN AN AMERICAN FLAG   I WEAR MY DIAMONDS ON SKID ROW   We see Lana singing right to the camera and winking.   I PLEDGE ALLEGIENCE TO MY DAD FOR TEACHING ME EVERYTHING HE KNOWS.   We see footage of Harvey giving direction to the actors, totally enjoying it, like a behind the scenes footage. We see how his eyes are totally focused on the scenes. He takes this very seriously. We also see footage of him kissing Lana, hugging her and touching her hair, calming her.   HARVEY'S IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS AND HE'S MAKING ME CRAZY (HE COULDN'T LIVE A LIE)   ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS PARTY WITH HIS PRETTY BABY     CHORUS (Same treatment that had the last one)     We see her talking to Harvey in a very intimate way. He holds her. He wants her. She knows this lifestyle is decadent but she's loving every bit of it.   DRUGS, SUCK IT UP LIKE VANILLA ICYS   DON'T TREAT ME ROUGH, TREAT ME REALLY NICEYS   DECORATE MY NECK, DIAMANTES ICES   WHY? COME ON, COME ON   We see her moan, getting to her climax, interpolated with natural things like fire or thunders. It's her cathartic moments. She liberates herself.   OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH   OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH   OOH, OOH, YEAH     CHORUS AND CHORUS AGAIN (Same treatment that had the last ones but we also see footage of Lana smiling triumphant and content to the camera)     We see Lana seducting the camera, she also wants the watcher to liberate himself.   COME ON, COME ON   COME ON, BABY   COME ON, COME ON   COME ON, BABY   We see Harvey behing the camera, his dirty eyes, his dirty smile, he's in ecstasy, fascinated by Lana.   WOAH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH   WOAH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH   Lana gets closer and closer to the camera, smiling. She sings one thing and one thing only, again and again, so we never forget it, while dancing seductively.   MY PUSSY TASTE LIKE PEPSI-COLA (OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, AH)   MY PUSSY TASTE LIKE PEPSI-COLA (OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, AH)   OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH   MY PUSSY TASTE LIKE PEPSI-COLA   OOH, AH, YEAH   Analysis: Lana, in this video, is portraying a porn star. But what's a porn star after all? A fantasy. She's the fantasy. And she knows she's the fantasy. She's what men want, this sex symbol, but deep inside what she really wants is love. She looks to the other porn actors and her director wanting love, attention and approval, but she knows they only want her for sex. She knows she's just fantasy. She knows she can't have it all... so, given she can't have at first that love she wants so much, she wants to ultimately liberate herself and she knows the way to it... She's singing right to the everyday porn watcher, she knows how she's a fantasy, she knows she's sex, so she wanna be this creature who fascinates us, she wants to liberate us from the misfortunes of our lives, she knows she can give us that, an scape, she's a fantasy, she let us scape, she wanna take us to our highest desires, to a state of euphory, she has that power, she wants us to liberate ourselves so once we are on the other side, we can finally love her forever and love all the fantasy of it and in that love, she will finally find freedom.   She's taking to your everyday porn watcher, she wanna take us there:   COME ON, BABY, LET'S RIDE   WE CAN SCAPE TO THE GREAT SUNSHINE   I KNOW YOUR WIFE, SHE WOULDN'T MIND   WE MADE IT OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE   Thank you so much for reading! I hope you enjoyed it. I'm just a 20 year-old guy with too much time on his hands, haha. I will be glad to receive any comments. Again, thank you so much for reading!   TLDR Lana's a porn star.

I don't wanna go, Moi je joue

Our darling Lana signing autographs!
While other artists take their fans for granted,
ignore their fans, let them stand around for hours
just to cold shoulder them!
Lana is exceptional!
Lana is definitely a role model!
 
Watch this video to get an impression what I'm talking about!
Some lucky guy catches Lana at the airport and she gives him almost 5 minutes!
I guess it's a nice meet and greet, isn't it?

My favorite set of lyrics in ride
 
I'm tired of feeling like I'm fucking crazy


I'm tired of driving 'til I see stars in my eyes


All I got to keep myself safe, baby


So I just ride, I just ride

I don't wanna go, Moi je joue

Glimmer by the swimming pool
Be a vulgar darling
Play sum video games
Be kissed In a Chevrolet
Sleep with your best friend
Drink some cherry cola
Lets go to Coney Island
Stay at motel 6
Finally get some bright lights, my living room is so dim..
Be queen of the night
Take it off
Go to Kmart and get pink lip gloss
Impatiently wait for my lover by da gargoyle gates
Be generally glamourous dangerous and crazy
I will just RIDE

Mmmmm. Good question. I would ask her to please consider a North American Tour with stops in Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Chicago, and Detroit, Cleveland and Toronto.
 
I would ask what she wanted to do first and try my best to make her happy fulfill her wishes. I wouldn't force her to do anything. First and foremost would be her happiness. I would tell her how awesome she is and win her heart and make passionate love to her all day.

.

I tells you guys. You don't need weed or other drugs. You can get a prescription for prozac and since it's generic it's cheap. It's like baby ecstasy.

don't be hating on the cough syrup yo. i got accidentally high off it once and i had the bestttt timeeeee my sinuses were clear as fuck and i was just rly into life.

METH SOUNDS FABULOUS
 
but i'd be too pussy to try it

tbh, I do meth.. and i look fine, It can vary, I have met people who look absolutely fucked, after over 2 years of use you can't really tell with me at all, completely depends on the person.
She could of had a nose job for many different reasons, but it is true that almost every coke user ive met that snorts has a fucked up nose, iv'e even met a few that don't even have a septum at all,
I dont think the damage done by drugs could have been that extensive or we would have noticed in photos. But then again her timeline confuses me, and there's alot of gray areas, and it's easy enough to not get your picture taken, so it's possible we wouldn't have noticed at all,
Just the way she sings and talks about the drug culture in her songs leads me to believe it wasn't some occasional thing, if she was an occasional user you would think about 70% of the drug references in her songs wouldnt be there, why would she sing about them asif it was an important aspect in her life, if she did it once or twice

Yeah you don't hear me up in your grill about the lack if Australian tour and we ALWAYS get left out

Still love her

Pretty Baby

Elvis

Put Me in a Movie <3

come when you call me america

Lyrics in the file on these but the format is ugly and the trader could've have written them so I'm skeptical about their veracity but I'll post anyway.
 
 
Walking is an art, so is my body
Papi is a workaholic, I’m his little party
I’m his parlor trick, sip-sip of/sips above Bacardi
I can make you dope, sick off of my naughtiness
He says, “Who the best?
You is.”
 
I’m glamorous, famous, notorious, dangerous
But you’re crazy
“I’m gonna leave you,” he said,
“You’re not a real girl
You’re like a cartoon
All caught up in this fame game
Yo, good luck, good luck, good luck
May all the stars in the sky bow down to you
We’re through.”
 
You gotta be smart and I’m a little smarty
Papi is a gangster, I’m his little dolly
Party favor, favorite of them all
He says, “Baby doll is so sick,
Sick off your naughtiness.”
 
Let’s go to Vegas
They say, “Who the best?”
He said, “She is, she is
But, yo, she crazy, like in every in single way, like a hurricane
You gotta get out of your way
But she’s hot and she’s cold and she’s cool and she’s bold
And she’s full of rage like me and I like the game, yo.”
 
‘Cause I’m glamorous, I’m famous,
Notorious, dangerous, but I’m crazy, yo
Glamorous, dangerous, notorious, and famous
But I’m crazy
He’s gonna leave me, he wants a real girl
I’m like a cartoon
All caught up in this fame game
“Yo, good luck, good luck,” he said,
“We’re through.”

i mean, i don't know him, but i get the sense that she could do much, much better. i don't care much for his general demeanor from what i've seen and he's really not a very attractive guy in my opinion. i think my standards for her might just be a tad astronomical
 
he gets points for having a peculiarly nuanced palette for pussy though

Wtf, of course she got down with the extreme underage drink! I reckon thats when she started meth too, Nothing like hard liquor and a crack pipe. Seven year olds are waaaay too advanced to be playing with their friends, drinking juice boxes and watching fucking tele tubbies, That bitch was a straight up original gangster pimp hustler. BAM!