Cashew

i hope she isnt coming to the ends of her music career... yall stop with these theories i cant handle them
im afraid she will be taking a big break after NFR is released. all we can hope is that this album is her magnum opus and will save us!

With how fucking contradicting she is a public retirement would never work for her. She would suffer from not being able to release music. She honestly feels entitled now and like you said DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK about what she does. She’s on her own time now and feels financially stable to have a career she’s always desired. She’s “worked” and now ACTS like she’s as historical as Stevie Nicks and feels like her parts done.

y'all were joking about it coming out in 2020 but i think it actually will now im-

"Fun?" What the hell, this waiting ain't fun. It would be a totally different story if we didn't know shit about a finished record, but we do cause she let us know waaay before she should have. With 3 singles. So why is she doing this? What is the point. She knows her fans are going insane, just put the fucking album out. Cause I'm glad she's doing this project she wanted to make for so long but we simply do not care. Girl bye. This is ridiculous.

The fact that since Mariners Apartment Complex and Venice Bitch came out:
Sky Ferreira released new music (!) Kevin Abstract recorded a whole album inspired by Venice Bitch with Jack Antonoff (!!) Beyoncé put Lemonade on Spotify (!!!) And yet there's no sign of NFR...

this thread is so painful to check, but I still check it

this era's aesthetic
 

I think the saddest thing (for me) is that all this waiting and silence is putting a damper on the entirety of Norman Fucking Rockwell, that when it finally gets released, it'll feel incredibly bittersweet because this era thus far has NOT been enjoyable in the slightest. It's getting to that point where I won't even listen to the album when it comes out just to spite Lana because of how she's been ghosting fans and ignoring what really needs to be addressed. I'm not even mad that she's living her life with her west hollywood housewives and drinking matcha teas. I'm mad because Lana knows there are stans out there that will eat up whatever she puts in front of them, and she will gain from it.
It's insulting.

Can she fucking stop posting those ugly scans please? At this point she is only 10 pages away from publishing her entire book on Insta.

for real though the absolute kiss-assery (?) by all the lana fan accounts is so annoying.

I’m so sick of her.
 
Courtney calling her out is the highlight of the era, tho

You should be charged with inciting self-harm

Lmao, can we please stop calling them “baddies”? They look like they have brunch with Taylor Swift and squeal over Dooney & Burke keychains, I-

is Lana Del Rey full on basic now? it doesn't make sense when she's possibly releasing an album called NFR; guess its a healthy balance of different personalities. 

puked in my mouth a lil bit when i saw that ngl

The "Real Housewives of West Hollywood" caption really does show what her current mindset is .... vomit. 
 
Should've just posted her brother and the dog and then stfu. 

"Real housewives of west hollywood" - lana sweetie you're single af

If Lana becomes explicitly Christian on NFR, I will seriously UNSTAN af.  Her fan base is primarily gays rite???  i guess now she's hit the mainstream, all the basic matcha loving leggins wearing vaguely christian straight white girls are all over her.  but DAMN GIRL like look at the world right now.  HOW IN THE FUCK does it make sense to become MORE religious?  religion is what got the world into this mess!  im very into "getting closer to God" but... uh....... girl not the God of the Bible. please. PLEEEEASE.  im much more into ariana grande's "god is a woman" thing and i dont even like her music.....
 
somebody help me pls, this should not matter this much to me but it does. 
 
HELL IS A DANGEROUS PLACE FOR A GAY LIKE ME TO GO - BUT ILL GO THERE. bitch i will GO THERE

she dead
 

I kinda like her double buns, they’re cute.

...Kevin Abstract's album inspired by Venice Bitch coming before the album with Venice Bitch on it
 

I need Lana to make a new hoe anthem for this album. We had G&M/Cola, FMWUTTT/Florida Kilos, Freak, and White Mustang (I don’t think it’s supposed to be sexual, but I think it sounds funny if you think about it that way lolol) & maybe Cherry could be a hoe track but otherwise it was missing from LFL. This one NEEDS a hoe song

its too bad her biggest fan accs are still telling her to take her time LMAOO you can be nice to her but the album is done... take what time? they gotta stop being dumb!

LITERALLY! When I see another Love you baby x have an amazing day x or Take your time, we will support you forever x I will honestly lose my shit 

Is whoever she's with wearing a LFL cap? Lmaoo