SlowGinFizzzz

I’ve been down every diet road
Then I see those golden arches, yellow-gold
Garden salad has been getting old
You can give me twelve McChickens, hot or cold
 
Don’t weigh me down
I’ve been eating too much
I’ve been craving too hard
One Bacon Cheddar Deluxe
 
I smell the grease on the summer breeze
I drive fast
I find Open 'Til Midnight
"Sixteen large fries, seventeen McDoubles,
"And one tub of mayonnaise on the side
 
"And make it FRIED
"So FRIED
"Make it FRIED
"So FRIED"
 
Dying young -- fifty, sixty max
That's the way my mom's family goes, heart-attacks
Drink milkshakes, grab some late-night snacks
That’s the way we put our weight on, belly fat
 
Don’t weigh me now
Don’t measure my thigh
Don’t take my grilled cheese
Leave me apple fries
 
I smell the grease on the summer breeze
I drive fast
I find Open 'Til Midnight
"Sixteen large fries, seventeen McDoubles,
"And one pound of mozzarella on the side
 
"And make it FRIED
"So FRIED
"Make it FRIED
"So FRIED"
 
I’m tired of driving late for fucking gravy
No mashed potatoes, gimme mac&cheese super-sized
Those pats of butter got no damn taste, baby
So make them fried, make 'em FRIED
 
I smell the grease on the summer breeze
I drive fast
I find Open 'Til Midnight
"Sixteen large fries, seventeen McDoubles,
"And one dozen Krispy Kremes on the side
 
"And make them FRIED
"So FRIED
"Make it FRIED
"Triple-FRIED"

Play house. Put my favorite whipped cream on. Get fat.
Get your cake and spread it on. You were like, thick-obese, driving around the city.
Flirtin' with the chefs 'cause you're a fatty.
Betty Crocker is the Queen don't you think? I was like "Hell yea, put those brownies in me!"
Like Oooooh Ooooooooh :burps:
 
You make me large and you make me faaaaaaaaat....
Just like a fatty... give me a heart attack!
Your skin... cellulite and now....
Be double chinned, gross, and round!
 
Like an American.
Ooooooh Ooooohhhh
 
Eat fast. I can almost taste it now. L.A. smoke weed and munchie heaven now.
You were like so sick, everybody said it... you were way ahead of the groceries g-get it.
Rachel Ray is the best hell yes. Honey eat in front of your T.V. set.
Like Ooooooh Oooohhh
 
 
You make me large and you make me faaaaaaaaat....
Just like a fatty... give me a heart attack!
Your skin... cellulite and now....
Be double chinned, gross, and round!
 
Like an American.
Ooooooh Ooooohhhh
 
Everybody wants to be obese. But they can't compare.
Krispy Kreme and vanilla Ice cream... only you can take me there.
I don't really know what I'm eating but I'm feeling like you.....

I got bored so here you go
I love food
 
My pussy tastes like pepsi cola
My thighs are wide like cherry pies
I gots a taste for apple turnovers
It's all genetic though, no surprise
 
Harvey's in the sky with fries and he's making me hungry
All he wants to do is party filling up his tummy
 
Come on baby, let's fry
We can eat Lay's till the great sunrise
I know your wife, and she wouldn't mind
We made it out to another size
 
I fall asleep in fluffy rice cakes and a flag
I wear my short shorts on skid row
I pledge allegiance to my fat
For teaching me how to warm my rolls
 
Harvey's in the sky with fries and he's making me hungry
All he wants to do is party filling up his tummy
 
Come on baby, let's fry
We can eat Lay's till the great sunrise
I know your wife, and she wouldn't mind
We made it out to another size
 
Food, eat it up, like vanilla icees
Don't eat too much, save room for white ricees
Decorate my neck, onion ringlet icees
Boy come on, come on
Ooh, ooh, woo, ooh, ooooOOoh
 

Something from the HBTB shoot should've been the cover imo, the colours were really great
 
Anyway, Lana's position in that still make it seem as if she turned towards the camera to wink, unlike in West coast where she was already facing it directly (just an observation)

Sorry Honeymoon cover is Horrible ..bye 

I don't think we're allowed to post that

Are we allowed to post this here? I thought we weren't.

THIS IS SO TRUE! 

The only thing I have to complain about right now is that, I hope Lana isn't (almost) nonexistent like she was on the Honeymoon cover! I bought the UO vinyl for a reason!
 
Also she is serving up a look, I hope that sweater is just a mod shirt, and isn't an actual sweater. I'm okay with the surrounding area because we can already get an idea of how the cover will look. I hope it's something like the HBTB shoot cause that shoot was robbed.  

shameless self promo but throw back to my pepe painting

BEYONCÉ IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS
 
https://www.instagram.com/p/BP-rXUGBPJa/

she needs to announce that alboom now and steal beyonce's thunder now that she is pregnant. 

As soon i saw this thread i clicked it to post something about Skam, i love you

SKAM! I just finished watching it today and wow, it's so good! Can't wait for season 4.
 
 
And Desperate Housewives, of course. 180 episodes keep you busy for quite some time LMAO.

should be send to chuck with the caption 'that's how you shoot covers fat'

so gorg....the real thing won't be as good as this

The good sis @@Amadeus

if I don't have an epileptic seizure during the first 30 seconds of YAIL i'm unstanning  

I liked the HBTB cover + promo artwork for it, the whole telescope/beach/blue/gun action going on was quite aesthetically pleasing 
 
It all went downhill from there - even though Chuck never shot this, the TLY cover was actually ugly. B&W with pink writing and an unflattering lana pic? keep it neil.
MTWBT was a cute girl, but i hate how the actual video didn't reflect the colours in all the promo images/cover. kinga burza needs to leak that full colour directors cut one day 
The album cover was an abomination with the multitude of fonts and colours, but i guess every artist has to have one below-par cover in their discography 
here's to a colourful new era, full of vibrant pics and uniformity 

Waiting for LDR5 like

I've been reading Lanapedia (Lana Del Rey wikia) or whatever it's called and she had the UV sessions in early April, the same week she shot the West Coast video, and then released the single like one or two week afterwards. In 2015, she had the HM photoshoot sometime in July, then she released HBTB in early August.
 
So I think the single might be coming in the next 3 weeks (I'M SHAKING)   

I doubt the 2 seconds they will spend in post production will affect the release schedule 

I think (and hope) that there'll never be a feature on a Lana Del Rey album. I'm fine with her appearing on other artists' albums (like The Weeknd), but I want her albums to be a 100 % Lana.