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Tropico Lost Your Love's Brutal Brutus Mister Softee Bar Songs for Wolfie Venom in Denim & Lively Ivy Lonely Lovey I Feel Stupid

Rehab vs. Methamphetamines choosewiselybecausetbheverybodyknowsmethamphetaminesisgreat

WHY AREN'T WE FUNDING THIS?

"You think he looks like his father, wait until you meet the mailman."

@ Where can I buy your perfume?

I really should be working on my Ethics exam but It's been forever since I contributed to the Entertainment forum, and I have to show you guys my latest obsession. The lead singer has such a beautiful voice (which is possibly ten times more beautiful live;) they're a group from Belgium, and how they haven't been full-blown discovered is beyond me though I may like it that way. I can't find too many cited lyrics, but after listening to the EP Collection album so many times the past week, I've figured out most of them. And they are so simplistic and beautiful, which I guess I can say especially drew me in; I'm such a sucker for simple-but-to-the-point elegance. Here are some of my favorites that I've rocked back and forth in my shed to, contemplated to, and sang along to, some of my latest go-tos for a getaway. Not all the songs have videos on YT, so I also recommend "Crossroads" and "Moonshine," I haven't heard everything they have, but I definitely recommend EP Collection. Happy listening!

Tbhthatmightbeoneofthem but You didn't guess where or what I'd use to high-five them. Here's to hoping any female that is not Mileena won't need masks to appear attractive. Those jawlines kill me. Lana4MKOSTANDCAMEOAPPEARANCETBH

The things I'd do if I had four arms...

YOU GO LANA, I GO DENIM², TOO. OUR H8RS ARE OUR MOTIV8RS

I am always conflicted between being glad that Lana didn't "hit big" in the US and wishing that the general public gave her a real chance. Lana used to scare me in a sense because I felt that her frequent references to great/misunderstood musicians/celebrities who died young (most of their deaths being linked to drugs/overdose/suicide/etc.,) were very allusive and foreshadowing. Sometimes the thought will come out of the blue and linger, but I try to send out positive vibrations. I messaged Lana exactly one year ago, on this day, when I found out that she was initially considering leaving the music career. This was when I didn't understand the nature of leaks or how they happened, a few months before I discovered LB. The long to short is that I had asked her to release Hollywood's Dead and American Dream (Damn You) "before she left." Two days later, they leaked. It never said whether or not she read the message, I'd like to think she did. For a long time after, I was fairly certain Lana was behind a majority of the leaks because of that instance, which I guess may have been just pure coincidence, but I still entertain the thought from time to time.

Vinny & Lana's Collab. Song "Pop Off, Pop-Tart" LEAKED Lana Says It's "Still Legit;" Gaga Says Her Career Was "Vici'd," Rick Nowels Pleads "Hacked Again" "I Know Him, I Wouldn't Mind!" Lana Talks VinVidVi & Barrie's "Close Friendship," Sultry Singer Details Thoughts on BFF & Beau's Latest Outing to Sunset Motel Barrie Caught Vici'ing Vinny: "Taste Like Warm Aloevine!" Scottish Heartthrob Admits "Lana Really Doesn't Mind" Lana Watches Vinny & Barrie: "If It's Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Right!" Find out why voyeurism is all the rage for Lana "homosexually, visually, and orgasmically"

Tell me about it! What I would give for him to just walk through my door and be like, "Daddy's home!" I'd be hula-hoopin', waitin' for him.

I either sing along or cry my eyes out. I can't find a happy medium.

But... Am I the only one that would cream?

Breaking news: Barrie's also leaving Lana to do the horizontal mambo with me at a low-profile motel somewhere on Long Island.

Countryside. Would you rather cry every time you felt joy, or laugh every time you felt pain?

I love you for two reasons: I agree, and I was going to pit ADDY against HD initially. I feel like we are kindred spirits. I need Afraid No. 2, one of my fantasy albums are incomplete without it. I AT LEAST WANT SNIPPETS FUCK this is so tough. I'm sorry, TV, but Hollywood's Dead and I go a long way back. Hollywood's Dead vs. Hawaiian Tropic

Boycotting against Afraid until Afraid No. 2 leaks but fuck this is tough American Dream [Damn You] vs. TV in Black & White

CARMEN! omgilovecarmensandiegosomuch

Barrie...shaved...WHY DID BARRIE SHAVE? WHY?

WELL FUCK. IS IT MY MOMMA?

Young & Beautiful?

WHY CAN'T I SPEND A DAY WALKING AROUND TOWN HOLDING LANA'S HAND?