Cherry on Top

Why is she even going to this land of evil? Is she supporting Israel in their campaign of racial cleansing and genocide? Shame on her. If the bridge didn't get her, maybe one of those missiles they keep firing at Palestine will. Praying for her. mod note: user was warned for this post

My top 3 from each album: Tidal: Sleep to Dream, Sullen Girl and Criminal. When the Pawn: On the Bound, Love Ridden and The Way Things Are. Extraordinary Machine: O' Sailor, Oh Well and Red Red Red. The Idler Wheel: Valentine, Werewolf and Regret.

Yuck! Why everyone wants her to collaborate with some has-been. Just look at the disaster Lust for Life turned out to be. Lana is talented enough to shine on her own.

Well, she has put on a lot of weight recently. Not surprised the bridge gave way. mod note: user was warned for this post

Which cheeks?

Someone please hide all the burgers! If she keeps going at this rate, she will not only have the voice of a whale but the body as well. My God, praying for her health.

Well, that proves people like consuming overrated crap. Bon appetit. Funny how gays always use that word to insult others. That proves how highly they think of themselves.

No need to be promoting that talentless old hag that needs to retire asap.

I don't dislike synthpop, but I don't think Lana should do it. Not her style. I know it is not exactly the same but... wouldn't it be a bit like Summertime Sadness remix? Not everyone is a fan.

I have a bad feeling about this. Hope I'm wrong. Lana is so different to all those singers this person has worked with before, and I don't really like any of them. I don't mind if she wants to try a new producer, as long as the final result still sounds like Lana. The last thing I'd like is to get a Lust for Life 2.0... but... could it get any worse?

If Lana's new music ends up sounding like Taylor Swift's...

↑ Yuck! if that's the case, she should stick to singing and writing lyrics.

I'm proud to say I was one of the few who always loved Honeymoon, even during those dark ages when everyone seemed to hate it. I really don't see people changing their opinion on Lust for Life later. It is not on the same level as the others. Production level is lower and is too commercial to be considered a masterpiece.

I want a depressive album that makes me want to slash my wrists.

Yeah, right. She'll give you Coachella pt. 2 and 3. That's pure art.

Maybe she works best when she's under pressure, otherwise she has more time to think and go over things... and destroy her brilliant initial output.

Lust for Life is crap. Get over it. Let's pray for the next album to be a cohesive work of art like Ultraviolence and Honeymoon, not an eclectic mess like her last one.

The baby is only one year old but already looks 80! Good example of premature aging disease.

Coachella. It's an abomination. I wish I could erase more than one, though. Then most of the Lust for Life album would be gone.

I really hope the new album is not like Change in terms of lyrics. I love the melody and the way she sings it, but the lyrics are... yuck! Especially when she said it was to do with North Korea or something. Leave politics for politicians! They are already trying to brainwash people with their own agendas, we don't need that in music as well.

Crap.

They don't look very... glamorous... do they? I swear Lana is putting on too much weight. She looks like a bodybuilder here and the other "lady" looks like a clown at the circus. Not a very flattering look, to say the least.

Now I know what happened to Lust for Life... It could have been a good album.

If her vision is an album like Lust for Life, then God save us. Didn't have extra tracks, but it feels like the most disjointed album she has created so far.

Last time she looked good was in 2015. She should put on some make-up and lose some weight so that she can wear that little red party dress again...