The Missing Shade of Blue

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I'd be an academic at LDRU. I recently completed my PhD in Honeymoonology and am currently teaching the following courses:
 
- Young and Beautiful: The Obsession with Youth in Popular Culture" – A philosophical and sociological examination of how youth and beauty are idealised, focusing on Lana’s reflection on these themes. With a specific look into The Virgin Suicides and The Picture of Dorian Gray.
 
- Blue Jeans and White Lies: The Construction of 21st Century American Iconography" – Exploring how fashion, symbols, and cultural references create a modern mythology in her lyrics. With a specific look into Bonnie and Clyde and Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.

I'd be an academic at LDRU. I recently completed my PhD in Honeymoonology and am currently teaching the following courses:
 
- Young and Beautiful: The Obsession with Youth in Popular Culture" – A philosophical and sociological examination of how youth and beauty are idealised, focusing on Lana’s reflection on these themes. With a specific look into The Virgin Suicides and The Picture of Dorian Gray.
 
- Blue Jeans and White Lies: The Construction of 21st Century American Iconography" – Exploring how fashion, symbols, and cultural references create a modern mythology in her lyrics. With a specific look into Bonnie and Clyde and Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.

I'd be an academic at LDRU. I recently completed my PhD in Honeymoonology and am currently teaching the following courses:
 
- Young and Beautiful: The Obsession with Youth in Popular Culture" – A philosophical and sociological examination of how youth and beauty are idealised, focusing on Lana’s reflection on these themes. With a specific look into The Virgin Suicides and The Picture of Dorian Gray.
 
- Blue Jeans and White Lies: The Construction of 21st Century American Iconography" – Exploring how fashion, symbols, and cultural references create a modern mythology in her lyrics. With a specific look into Bonnie and Clyde and Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.

I'd be an academic at LDRU. I recently completed my PhD in Honeymoonology and am currently teaching the following courses:
 
- Young and Beautiful: The Obsession with Youth in Popular Culture" – A philosophical and sociological examination of how youth and beauty are idealised, focusing on Lana’s reflection on these themes. With a specific look into The Virgin Suicides and The Picture of Dorian Gray.
 
- Blue Jeans and White Lies: The Construction of 21st Century American Iconography" – Exploring how fashion, symbols, and cultural references create a modern mythology in her lyrics. With a specific look into Bonnie and Clyde and Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.

I would be an armed guard at the maximum security Fake Insider Penitentiary on Ocean Blvd

I'd be Honeymoon's Scientist & Lust For Life's Lawyer

it's 2007 and i'm browsing the web on my macbook in my trailer on neptune avenue near the mermaid motel and coney island while there's a gorgeous, purple sunset outside of my window, beautiful music is playing, my rainbow christmas lights are hung up, i'm eating sweets, life is good

I work in NFR city as a specialist in cuntology

I'm not saying that Coachella should have been scrapped, but it needed more time to be fleshed out organically. I absolutely love its concept, and the whole idea pondering over the repeating of history. Young people who just want to relish in a carefree space while listening to incredible musical artistry, and yet they are condemned to live is a world of hatred and discord that will soon make them scared, cynical and disillusioned like all generations before them. Lyrically, the first verse and chorus are stunning. 
 
But holy hell the production is beyond atrocious. The percussion sounds cheap and the instruments don't blend together well. I know it's easy for everyone to dunk on this song but it's just so obvious how rushed it was to make it onto LFL. And this honestly just lends itself to my biggest gripe with LFL not knowing what the hell it wants to be. When I shuffle through Lana's music there will be songs that I skip from time to time. But when I listen to her albums, I listen to them in full because I admire the cohesion of the stories each album is trying to tell. But I will always skip Coachella when listening to LFL 
 
 

She debuts a new strange boyfriend before every new era the last few albums LDR10 is coming 

I told y’all her “no” comment was about the estranged wife sksksksk

she saw the "brat girlfriend with rat boyfriend" meme and went with it

I just know he wanted to scream trump 2024 

rip brazillian twitter it’s been fun clicking translate on all your tweets 

She need to be the new face of Chanel 

Kinda surprised this is hitting mainstream news. Has it been confirmed yet that they're dating? Remember when everyone reported she was engaged to Evan? Lol

Kinda surprised this is hitting mainstream news. Has it been confirmed yet that they're dating? Remember when everyone reported she was engaged to Evan? Lol

Kinda surprised this is hitting mainstream news. Has it been confirmed yet that they're dating? Remember when everyone reported she was engaged to Evan? Lol

Kinda surprised this is hitting mainstream news. Has it been confirmed yet that they're dating? Remember when everyone reported she was engaged to Evan? Lol

Kinda surprised this is hitting mainstream news. Has it been confirmed yet that they're dating? Remember when everyone reported she was engaged to Evan? Lol

Kinda surprised this is hitting mainstream news. Has it been confirmed yet that they're dating? Remember when everyone reported she was engaged to Evan? Lol

go go dancer and hit & run are great examples of her dance era imo

Idk how else to explain but her taste in men is very aggressively heterosexual and I mean that in the most neutral way possible. Like y’know how people say everyone’s a little gay, Lana’s taste in men makes me think she leans more towards 0%.

you've never seen josh kemp and mike mizrahi i assume