White Hot Forever

There is absolutely no need for a surprise appearance other than FJM tonight. That other person is already having all the attention in the world today (and every other day of the year), how much more exposure and attention does that person possibly need? 

If I hear the lyrics "I luv it" I'm logging off forever and jumping off a bridge 

This is the same woman who brought Zella Day on to the stage in the middle of her concert and WALKED AWAY while she performed

the zoom up on the lgbt AND GIRL SING WHY ARE U DOING THIS

IM SOBBING AND SCREAMING 

the unchanged-since-2017 choreography will always be iconic

SETLIST ALREADY SLAYS IM AFRAID

IM DOING BACKFLIPS OH MY GODDDD

SHE SAID YOU WANT A NEW SETLIST? HAVE IT! 

THIS IS FUCKING EVERYTHING I'VE WANTED FROM HER OMGGGGGGG I'M UGLY CRYING YALL

THIS CANT BE REAL

I cannot get over this look she looks stunning 

Omgggg wtffffff

No actually, Coachella, everything isn’t good!! People keep screaming and we don’t know why, the audio is glitching, the Lipsters are losing their minds… x
 

Coked up and ready to rumble baby!

About an hour left, idk if I should go for a walk or take a shower. I'm still drinking my choccy milk

pretty when you cry on your coochie 

Also, it seems that Young & Beautiful and Pretty When You Cry have been soundchecked too. All the songs so far:
Summertime Sadness
Without You
Young & Beautiful
West Coast
Pretty When You Cry
Doin’ Time
Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd
Jealous Girl

I just know this coachella set is going to be absolutely mindblowing. Like, her best show ever hands down. 

shes going to shoot down all the gays in the crowd Omg……

When she performs GBAATBWII and performs the gunshots irl

The lights go out, thunder strikes, the crowd goes silent as they sense the presence of sometbing omnipotent. Through the speakers a haunting voice begins to reverberate across the desert... "Now that  Doja Cat, Ariana, Camila, Cardi B..."
A ghostly horse whinnies, Arcadia starts playing.. then the gunshots  begin

i just want her to do something that will confuse the FUCK out of the tiktok stans like i want her to start reading random excerpts of poetry and sing something out of pocket like ave maria or resistance all whilst riding a mechanical bull with nikki lanes face whilst also wearing skims

*coachella starts playing. Super glitchy “I was at Coachella” *
 
lights flash 
 
Lana appears 
 
“I took a flying lesson on my 33rd birthday, instead of calling you. Did you know a signer can still be looking like a side piece at 33?”

when she starts reciting her scariest piece of work (bare feet on linoleum) then what??