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i'm actually crashing like a website. i can't choose a song.

Going to brush my teeth, take my meds, take my contacts out, and then come back here 

Oh I am ASCENDING please I just shit my bed this is a fucking serveeeee I love you Taytay 

SCREAMINGGGGC LANA FEED US LIKE THIS PLEASE I BEG YOUUUUUU

Playing Peter next cause my real life drama has to do with a man name Peter….

she is INSANE LMFAO

Why does she do this shit to us 

you guys i can't handle the music overload.

I think she needs something that will thoroughly disturb her comfortability in the industry. Some of her best works came from a sort of challenge (Red to 1989 being her first attempts to do a strong country to pop crossover era, Reputation being a product of her downfall + her Katy Perry feud, and Folklore/Evermore being a product of the pandemic). 
 
Whenever she's comfortable, she starts producing mediocrity such as this one. The marketing is great and I'm sure her visuals will be top notch...but the album itself sucks. Her lyricism here is some of the weakest yet (with the Charlie Puth line being her absolute career worst) and the entire album just sounds so one-note, but in a bad way. The latter issue is a Jack Antonoff issue, but Taylor still gets a bit of blame from me for that since she has some sort of control what she produces with that man. 
 
I'm hoping she considers a genre-shift for the next album. She's getting way too comfortable and I think a challenge will only do her good. 

I wish Lana's album rollouts would be this exciting

Good to hear, rep was my fav!

I'll never get over Taylor dragggggiiiinnngggg a reluctant Lana onstage at the Grammys this year, it was like getting a cat into a bathtub lol

their friendship is so cute  we love women supporting women! 

It's going to be a whole Minecraft biome universe 💀

Hidden bonus track called Rain on the Tundra (ft. more Lana Del Rey) incoming

TayLana is what I had always wanted Larina to be

HELP I’ve had a migraine all day and therefore have been bed rotting 

Now hear me out; i know this is a bit late but  I've been thinking about this none stop today and i have to share it somewhere so here's my literal dream performance lol.
The stage will have some small bleachers, like 2 or 3 rows (think beyoncé's coachella set but smaller) behind it will be a big "HOLLYWOOD" sign on a platform and behind it will be what we had today, so some pillars, a balcony and spiral staircases.
There will also be the big cake infront

ACT I: Coachella Intro 
1. Lust for Life ft. The Weeknd (the stage is dark then it lits up with her being on top of the H of the hollywood sign, after the first chorus she goes down and that's when the weeknd comes out)
2. Stargirl Interlude ft. The Weeknd (after she finishes singing her part she dances on the stripper pole like she did today while the Weeknd sings his part)
3. Jealous Girl (will be entirely choreographed with 10s of dancers, male and female, throughout the stage dancing like cheerleaders, during the bridge, after she sings the spelling part, she falls back where she'll be carried by some guys to the front while singing and during the last chorus there will be alot of acrobatics performed by the dancers, think literal cheerleading)
4. National anthem/I want it all (Mashup)
6.  Without You/Radio (Medley, at the end of Radio's bridge, There will be fireworks and confetti right at the beat drop)
7. Cherry 
8. She's Not Me (Long Intro, Alot of dancers, she sings the first verse without being on stage, then during the first chorus she comes out of the cake)

ACT II: Ave Maria Interlude + Outfit Change
9. Ultraviolence
10. West Coast
11. Brooklyn Baby ft. FJM
12. Let the Light In ft. FJM
13. Say Yes To Heaven/ Fine China (Medley)
14. Living Legend
15. Shades Of Cool/ Your Girl (Medley, Shades of cool guitar solo transitions into Your Girl's birdge with lana screaming then the chrous)
16. Bel Air (Will be performed alone without dancers on top of the balcony)

ACT III: Ride Monologue Interlude + Outfit Change
17. Ride
18. Summertime Sadness
19. The Blackest Day/ Arcadia / Y&B (Medly, Will be performed on the center of the cake that will have a platform that goes way up)
20. DYKTTUOB
21.COCC
22.Video Games ft. Billie
23. Ocean Eyes ft. Billie 
24. The Grants (Ends in a jazz outro with lana and the dancers all dancing on the stage and cake with fireworks like in this coachella performance but more "grand', think the great gatsby party scene)

ACT IV:  Wipe Out by The Surfaris Interlude + Outfit Change
25. Peppers ft. Tommy Genesis
26. St Tropez
27. Meet me in the pale moonlight OR Queen Of Disaster
28. Doin' Time ft. Sublime
29. FIILY
30. NFR / MAC (Mashup) 
31. Venice Bitch (Shortened, With elements of VB, the end will be instrumental like Hollywood Bowl performance with her exiting in motorcycles with the dancers)

So in The end It'll have:
Born to Die: 5
Paradise: 2
Ultraviolence: 4
Honeymoon: 1
LFL: 2
NFR: 5
COCC: 1
BB: 2
Ocean Blvd: 4
Other: 4
Unreleased: 7

Anyways, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

I can't tell if next week is going to be way better (bc she will have less nerves after already doing it once), or way worse after some of these negative reviews...

Well that was a wild day. Onto week two of LANACHELLA

only lana would open with jealous girl and then give sleepy ballad 
 
outro reminds me of iyldwm so i like that

I love the song they’re playing on the instruments omfg 

WHAT IS THIS HAUNTING ASS MUSIC