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Josh only.

Every time I see one of Neil's posts on my insta feed I get so sad thinking about what we could have had if she was still working with him

so we know this is bullshit because sarah paulson should have been one of the top results

so we know this is bullshit because sarah paulson should have been one of the top results

Accion's predecessor <333

I assumed we were to pick our favorite one

I always thought it was super weird she never got a boob job. Nobody really got their lips done back in 2008/09 (when Lana first got fillers). For the most part it was something pornstars and middle aged trophy wives did. And the nose job? I mean I love her current nose but it looked just fine before. Nose jobs have always been popular but she didn't have the kind of nose that people make fun of, it was a perfectly normal looking nose. Her breasts on the other hand... Knowing her, that should have been her first trip to the surgeon. Huge fake tits were massively popular in the 00s and early 2010s. Guys loved them, and mainstream culture loved them too, no matter how unflattering they looked. Not everyone wanted their boobs to look like that, some girls only wanted to go one size up, but it was pretty much assumed that if you had small breasts, you were/should be saving up for plastic surgery.
 
Back then, nobody really cared about your eyebrows, your cheekbones, your chin, the size of your lips, your thighs, your waist, your ass (it was actually a bad thing to have a huge ass), etc. But you had to be skinny with big tits, even if those tits were two basketballs stretching your skin to its limits. It wasn't something I had to worry about, I was a D cup at 12, but I remember how everyone used to make fun of girls with small breasts. Being flat-chested was like, the worst thing to be next to fat (no such thing as "thicc" back then). Girls like Lana were the type that developed a boob cream obsession at 13, and started begging their parents to let them get implants at 15
 
So, it's strange to me, but I'm glad all that pressure didn't get to her. I can't imagine Lana with huge plastic G cups.

Every time I see one of Neil's posts on my insta feed I get so sad thinking about what we could have had if she was still working with him

Every time I see one of Neil's posts on my insta feed I get so sad thinking about what we could have had if she was still working with him

Every time I see one of Neil's posts on my insta feed I get so sad thinking about what we could have had if she was still working with him

Every time I see one of Neil's posts on my insta feed I get so sad thinking about what we could have had if she was still working with him

Every time I see one of Neil's posts on my insta feed I get so sad thinking about what we could have had if she was still working with him

I have NEVER understood why people thought TBD was about a miscarriage. This song? Yeah I could see it. But TBD is clearly about a man to me

This is the woman who writes about crustaceans and tesla cars people. Same girl. Wtf.

...is he wrong though?

CACKLING

As Closing Tracks
Get Free
This Is What Makes Us Girls
Bel Air
Yayo
Hope
The Other Woman
Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
 
As Songs
Yayo
Hope
Bel Air
This Is What Makes Us Girls
Get Free
Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
The Other Woman

maybe she meant to say she was only going to share the absolute ugliest parts of her new lifestyle

IN MY FUCKING FEELINGS

all the new lines are so cringy

sis is definitely running out of poems lol

It's...not all that. I've found my people. I've lost my people. In the end, you realize how fulfilling solitude can be. What you describe, what you want, it's fun at first but it just leaves you empty. It's overrated.

maybe the reason she sings about sugar daddies is because she's tired of being a sugar mama 

I mean it's very likely she's supporting Chase financially, too ... he has only ever done like two movies and in one of them he literally said one word.
 
She's pretty much always going to be the more famous, richer person in the relationship ... unless she dates someone else who is very high profile, and if so, the pool is much smaller. So on her end she's probably accepted that she's paying for all the shit.
 
She didn't pay for Barrie's album, though, but maybe he won't let her . (I'm not saying she should, before anyone jumps in)

And Happiness is a Firefly Butterfly is likely about an assortment of dudes; she said today that it's about not chasing people. We know she and Chase have broke up a few times because she's been spotted with other dudes in between, and one of her charming friends leaked that story about the relationship being stormy to Radar Online.