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i was the butterfly in HIAB mv but win edwards stepped on me behind the scenes that's why she's not releasing that video

I was the strawberry she ate in SOC 

I was a crocodile in Blue Jeans

haha you not a real fan? girl i've never bought anything from lana, not a cd, album, merch, tickets, i even have pirated streaming services because i can't afford them
 
but i guess i need to "hush x" because i am poor
 
im really happy for everyone who can afford things, enjoy your life, I would too, but dont look down on people who can't. I actually have enough money rn because i got college scolarship and i can buy everything from nfr but i know damn well i shouldn't because i will need that money for rent, food and books when uni starts. so don't tell me to hush bitch you dont know my life

ooo look at me i go to every single lana concert she does i am her biggest fan and if you dont spend thousands yearly then dont even THINK of calling yourself a fan bla bla 
 
Congratulations. Here's the praise you wanted sir

i'll buy me a truck on craigslist
its me ur lil centrist bitch
 

Most devoted is questionable. I'm sure if any one of us had that much extra money to just throw away on multiple concerts in multiple countries then we would do it, because it's Lana. But just because you do so doesn't make you a bigger fan than any of the rest of us x 

yeah okay whatever will make you sleep easier

a real actor probably wouldn't accept a role where you stand in the dark so she was like hey let's just put one of my gays they'll do it for free

yeah i'm not jealous of someone who looks like a tractor ran over them
i dont care about seeing lana since i know i'll never see her because i live in a shithole so whatever
 
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not when RIDE and NATIONAL ANTHEM exist 

tea i bet he does all this just to flex on social media that hes a friend with a celebrity 

we can get to 4000 by discussing win edward conspiracies!! I for one think he’s the heir to the koch empire
 
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I didn't know Barrie was a Charles Manson cosplayer

since we need more pages..
 
what the hell kind of a job does he have to be able to afford all that? dont tell me it's sugar daddies because he aint all that to be able to scam men for so much money
 
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ahhhh, lanas dad commented on barries instagram picture that tagged lana. i think they really may be that once in a lifetime love <3

Would’ve been so iconic for her to wear this little outfit

Like a true Gemini

The Music Video  of DT is interesting...

i'll buy me a truck on craigslist
its me ur lil centrist bitch
 

Ok I already don’t know how I feel about this
shrieking @ her flashing an entire highway

i'll buy me a truck on craigslist
its me ur lil centrist bitch
 

Finished in June because that’s when she decided to add Doin’ Time I suppose. I choose to still believe it was complete last winter.