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    Its marina we fear or worse kim petras
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    Hillary clinton was just spotted screaming about russian hacker roman nockwell hacking and deleting her invitation
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    Katy perry was just turned away by the bouncer. He had never heard of her supposed hit” smile” and grew visiblybill when she started performing it
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    Dua Lipa has arrived or is it Marina in disguise? Security please investigate
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    Joan rivers just called me an “ugly fag” and too “ put on a designer suit you thrift store poler player” I’m so honored
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    Ben and Ed are performing their bareback scene from back in their chaos men days stay tuned
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    Security has escorted hot creep James Franco off the premises. He was trying to sell his powtry book. Local never was Halsey is excited that this will allow her to sell more poetry books at the event
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    At dillards 2 for 15$
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    Sor that’s two hot for television
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    Azealia lent her some scraps
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    Yoko Ono has arrived to perform
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    Jake Gyllenhaal just showed up us my date! He’s totally here and everything. He’s just hoding from Taylor who brought her guitar tonight
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    Britneys at the buffet if you guys wanna renact a certain famous picture
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    Nah!! Just apply some essential oils and you’re good
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    This is lanaboards not fauciboards we all know they’re just running it on and on for extra profit
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    Queen are you performing Rumors tonite!!
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    Donald Trump has arrived because “ there are many fabulous talented terrific people here nominated tonight. Many people are saying this is the best lipsters in years.”
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    Britney Spears has just arrived on the red carpet dressed like a Victorian orphan! Interesting!!!
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    Omg jack just flirted with me on the carpet… he says The Jack AntanoffThirst Thread should have been nominated for Best New Thread
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    Many people are saying Crooked Hillary is against me winning the lipsters tonight…but my lucky bernie sticker tells me it won’t work and I shall prevail
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    Joan Collins just sent me a good luck text!
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    Wosh Cris Cuomo and the Drig Thread could be here tonite
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    Joan is it true the Obamas had you murdered?
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    My date Brad Pitt couldn’t make it as Angelina kidnapped him again but he sends his love!!
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    And you salute me Mr America because i am I AM
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