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THE CERVIX OF HER WEBSITE IS DILATING THE ANNOUNCEMENT IS COMING

wait for me im coming let's go!!!!!! 

I wrote a script that notifies me when there's a change on her website and it happened while I slept 

inb4 she's doing her version of donda by kanye west 

Maybe the black background is the cover... she did say no color 

I shazamed Rockefeller earlier today and it didn't do anything so if a single is imminent, it's not the umbreller ☔️ song

The umbrella’s opening Rockafella? 

When they just forgot to pay for the website domain 

let's analyze the pixels of lana's website

If this is just a glitch I swear... 

LDR9/10 12.2.22 

any last words for this dumpster fire of a pre-pre-release thread girlies? 

The era has begun, I know it. I've been here for almost a decade now. 

someone get elle
ok i'm moving I'M FINALLY MOVING i'm free from this prison

she literally said 2022 can't be finished without my words

the overlap between the scat troll and what's most likely a forthcoming announcement... I doubted the reality of this supposed intertwining of fates but I've been made a believer today 

when her website goes back up with a black screen, the letters DNC and a countdown to friday afternoon 

girls it's time 

they definitely changed the website and the little text thing on the bottom is different (also the fact that it mentions polydor records and interscope records?), this is from a few days ago, even the little logo/icon is currently black so they're changing something for some reason
 
https://web.archive.org/web/20221127013704/https://www.lanadelrey.com/

why do scat attacks ALWAYS WORK I HATE THIS
@acid THE RE UP FUCK YOU!!!! WHAT'S GOOD

perhaps the scat troll has been our most reliable insider all this time  

maybe it's not someone in lana's personal life
remember that insider i mentioned potentially being the scat troll

so which person in lana's personal/professional life is smearing shit on their bathroom wall...?
 
it's actually crazy that it always happens before we get news of any kind

The queer IT intern rn after jokingly making lanadelrey.com a black screen