SparkleJumpRopeKing

I bet you made this whole thread just to say this.

I was president of my 8th grade class & got the school to serve vegetarian & vegan lunches, protested every day until same sex couples were allowed to go to dances together & got the soda machines reinstated. I was a great president then & would be a great president now. 

BTW, can I say just how relieved I am? It's nothing personal, but I'd be a little frightened to live in an America run by any of the other nominees, no offense. @@TrailerParkDarling would pull a Sarah Palin and quit melodramatically mid-term, and if you thought Anthony Weiner was bad, can you imagine all the nude selfie scandals @ would get into? @@Stoop Kid would be another W. Amiable and well-meaning, but not ready for that job. And President @@trayertrash? Let's not even go there...
 
Oh, and I'd be remiss not to point out that despite how much is made about my age around here, I'm still not old enough to be elected POTUS.

I'm sorry it took so long, I was busy with school!

 

Nuh-uh! Remain knowledgeable, LB!
 
How soon before I buckle under the pressure and have a rude breakdown?

"NEW MUSIC!"
 
*is a remix*

R.I.P. Monicker  

Well her first choice to call was "Dad"

Outtakes:
 

boobs r too big

73.
 

 
Mermaid Motel
2012: 50th place (52)
 
Maybe we could go to Coney Island
Maybe I could sing the national anthem
Buy a white sweater for the last white day of the summer
Buy my purple wig for my mermaid video
Walk back to where we live in my motel
On Neptune Avenue
 
You call me lavender, you call me sunshine
You say take it off, take it off
You call me lavender, you call me sunshine
You say take it off, take it off
 
Next song revealed at 490 posts.

judging y'all 

... Was everybody on PCP when they did their votings?

the intro to Damn you is terrible and cheesy. it ruins the song and always makes me skip it but the rest of it is actually very good

i used to think heavy hitter was part of AKA. i blame wikipedia 
 
and damn you??? damn....

lol damn you blows

When are we getting the next flop song?
 
Damn You bores me to death ugh. OVERRATED.

WHY ISN'T THIS NO. 2?

Making babies
IM SAYIN

WHY ISN'T THIS NO. 2?

78.
 

 
Dynamite
2012: 84th place (47)

You’re dynamite, I’m ready to blow
Take me out tonight
You’re dynamite, I’m ready to go
Touch me to ignite
Boy, you're a wild thing, rocking on my heartstrings
I can see the stars collide
Baby, hold me tight
Oh, you’re dynamite
 
Next song revealed at 395 posts.

I used to listen to OOW a lot when I was in a very dark period of my life   so I refuse to listen to it anymore because I'm afraid it will bring back the memories/thoughts I had back then.

I bet you made this whole thread just to say this.