OverYourHead

Real ones know it’s Club Classics > B2b > Von Dutch

B2B and Club Classics are bringing my faith back into Charliit was tough there a secondbut Von Dutch has been found dead in a dustbin slain by B2B & CC

OMG Charli is BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK

I can already smell the queue building for the London membership thingit’s always a specific group of the most mangey fans that turn up to her London events super early

Jesus Christ Von Dutch & it’s remix

me when I lie

It’s so badshe can’t make a good music video to save her life, why’s she being dragged around by a floor cleanerand that song is so awful, please redeem yourself on the album womanthat green shit isn’t giving me much confidence either

no, but that ugly, disgusting green does

You thought you ate but that green sticks out like a sore thumb

it’s neither of those things, it’s ugly & cheap

Is that green shit the actual album cover?

Von Dutch is SO bad

…but is still sounding similar to Von Dutch

I keep hearing the Von Dutch snippet and it just sounds so bad, I hope she has better stuff on the album bc between the Sam Smith collab and this snippet I’m not holding my breath

Maybe some early Norah Jones, like Don’t Know Why, Seven Years or Turn Me On

So much promo for such shite sounding song, this WhatsApp thing is jarring too

Just watched the video, so boring I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again that alien costume is so unflattering, the body shape it gives her looks like The Grinch and I so miss seeing her expressive face This era has been terrible imo, it’s so soulless & non-personal, I hope whatever she brings out next in 2065 restores my faith in her as an artist but I’m not holding out much hope

lmao you can stop tryna be offended, don’t go through life thinking everything is an attack I’m talking about how her hair gets styled by others in photoshoots This is her natural, lovely looking curly, frizzy hair This is not her natural hair and this is what I’m talking about

Whoever styles her hair in photoshoots needs to be fired, why is it always ratty, huge & hideous

The drop in quality from her debut to now is SHOCKING

Taylor thought she was having her Cady Heron breaking the tiara moment lmao Lana looked like she wanted to skin her alive. Honestly who tf cares about the Grammys anymore these days, I didn’t even watch it, it’s for old people & the most extremely mainstream artists, actual good artists never win

Fifty Shades Freed - I recently watched the first one bc I never have and lmao it was such trash and horribly written but I had to watch them all ahahaha Rita Ora was TERRIBLE

Grown women “ calling out” or “coming for” other grown women is such weird behaviour, I hope Charli doesn’t follow Nicki down that tacky path

the fact I wrote this 4 years ago and not only is it still true, the same pattern has happened

Anya Taylor Joy vs Mia Goth