GeminiLanaFan

The users hating on Childlike Things are lame as fuck
 
especially those mad at the Jesus line …. go touch grass
 

7.5/10 i’d say  
Striptease, sticky, and girl feels good are easily my favorites not counting singles.
 
Room of fools is good I just need to hear it more to form more of an opinion on it. Same with 24h Dog.
 
Childlike Things is really fun but I’m sure I wouldve enjoyed it more without north on it 😭
 
keep it, hold it and wanderlust are my least favorites and imo wanderlust is one of her worst songs idk what she was trying to do with that song but I hope she doesn’t try it again 
 
 my current top 5 songs are 
- Striptease
- Sticky
- Perfect Stranger
- Drums of Death
- Girl Feels Good 
 
Im excited for the deluxe and striptease music video

The autotune in 24hr Dog and the second half of Sticky definitely remind me of Charli

Checking this thread for the first time in forever 

Henry = DNC = Does Not Cum

I've been dating a guy named Henry for a while now and he definetly comes on so I guess the Henry Lana was singing about might be broken

when's henry cumming?

Henry, fuck off 

Nothing has happened since the snippet was posted last year

Henry is the friends we made along the way

She hasn’t even posted about Hinterland on her IG, any TRPWS announcement will be around March (just my guess). 

I can’t get over the room of fools hate… one day u will reach enlightenment 

Room of Fools is unfortunately her, like... She ate. 

twigs is an actual vocalist, for starters

I'm dreaming about the release of this album more and more often... It was leaked. This time I saw 12 tracks with a 10-second interlude where she just whispers something, then there's some kind of country-trap and a song called "It Was My Fault, Gummybear"  
 
Sleep paralysis is preferable to this 

Thought I would do some AI concept covers out of pure boredom. Love the font on the first one. 

Watch this being added to Genius "TRPWS tracklist"

I think we just have to remember that Stagecoach is only 93 days so if we can hold out until then we are good

so can we finally stop trusting self proclaimed insiders now 
 
Lana prereleases are generally very quick. Typically there is only 3 months between lead single and the album, so if she sticks to the end of May the single will likely be next month, but personally I think March is more likely. 

HENRY COME ON LEAD SINGLE ON VALENTINE'S DAY WHICH IS A FRIDAY WE ARE SO BACK

of 2026 maybe 

first week of january... sure
the fucking month is about to end and we dont know shit

She’s strung out on some Cajun ganja strain, dipping her pussy in the murky waters of some remote swamp in Louisiana…she don’t care

The Joanne mentions lmao
 
As a Gaga stan I hope Lana never reaches that level of basicness

I don't care what anyone says, I am extremely excited for this album still and I just know it's going to be a moving work of art 
 
January has been awful so I'm not surprised she's been silent. February will be our time