GeminiLanaFan

the dog ate Henry

shes trying so hard to be mysterious

I’m sorry but all of this waiting around and edging just to hear Henry is going to be so anticlimactic. I’m already waiting for the second single. 

🧒🏻go to sleep grandma, i’ll play ‘henry [SNIPPET] Extended 10h Version Loop’ to help you come back to earth in the morning 

"Lana Del Rey will release multiple vinyl variants" them after tweeting this  

👵🏻 back in my day we looked forward to american standards & classics 

Once upon a time there was a world in which this album was called Lasso and it came out in September 

🚨Lana will release a new single before the Sun explodes, however, she may change her mind

Same account that posted this…

 

I hate those insider accounts on Twitter. They will literally say “Lana Del Rey will release new single between March and December 👀” 
shut the hell up!

Lmaoo I just saw people online saying that Lana mentioned the day for this album, but not the year.. Asjdhskslal 

Henry got hit by a bus

Well Henry is either alive or dead but he’s definitely being silenced either way 

We’re either getting top tier planned album rollout (soon) or nothing for like 3 years lmao 

I predict something is moving behind the scenes and we’re about to get news. LL and 111 both trolling the album’s cancelled. Lana back to brunette. Stagecoach in a little over a month. Something’s in the air. 

lana definitely has something in the works, what reason would she have to hide her hair if not something shes working on (she told the girl who exposed her brunette hair to not post the photo) she knows what shes doing by being silent. 

Soon 🚀 

found this on twt, ik we shouldnt giv a shit for twitter insiders but just in case... gonna post this here lol
 

Was this asked to chapgpt ? 

alanabc stories giving swamp 

Gosh. Sometimes I miss blackout zone bc their early BB and pre-OB info were so on point and necessary, rn we have no one, lol 😭 like leakers are ALL silent. Not saying it would be nice to have full leaks, but just some date information... maybe lyrics 

for fucks sake
 

We need Kelli’s crystals back to cleanse the awful energy surrounding this soon to be delayed album

Was this asked to chapgpt ? 

So we’re already postponing it to Q2 2026 when we’re not even in Q2 2025?