DeluluKing

The #YOSEMITECULT 

Lol don’t worry about it, you’re not dumb! 

I cried when I read this. I love you Lana. You are my favourite user.

I cried when I read this. I love you Lana. You are my favourite user.

I cried when I read this. I love you Lana. You are my favourite user.

I cried when I read this. I love you Lana. You are my favourite user.

I cried when I read this. I love you Lana. You are my favourite user.

I cried when I read this. I love you Lana. You are my favourite user.

They’re like wild-caged animals, lying by the swimming pool, losing all their powers

Every single article says that the album is coming on september 5. People will be so confused and dissapointed  if we won't get anything this day. #TeamDelusional must be right or It won't make sense. Guys - She would have to say that the album is delayed if it is not going to be released. She didn't so I just stick to the officialy announced date. You are trying to be so smart and realistic but you are actually dumb. Realistically she'll be cancelled if She just lied to a thousands/millions of stans. Even the ppl like my mom are excited for the album on september 5. And what? I'll have to tell her that Lana is a Liar? She will be so dissapointed and won't be even hyped anymore. :/ We won't have nothing this week.  Lana needs to release at least a single.

Bookmark this post; here is some hope for you all...
 
1. Two days before May 26th 2017, Lana posted to Twitter “July 21st fam”, which cleared up the fact that LFL was coming on July 21st and not the widely-reported May 26th date that never came from her. The July 21st date was first reported in her cover story of Paris Match magazine, which was published a few weeks before her tweet. 
 
2. We are 3 days away from September 5th, a date that Lana did give us herself. Unlike the LFL May 26th date and the NFR March 29th date, this date came from her in a written account, unprovoked. She has yet to dispute this date and multiple reputable sources are still reporting this date as the release date. 
 
3. The fact that the date has been given to streaming services directly from UMG, but not confirmed, might hint at the fact that the album will be released digitally first, which would only require it to be uploaded to streaming services and digital retailers a day in advance. The fact that Amazon, for example, doesn’t know anything about the album at this point when they normally do is because physical copies aren’t in their system to be released soon. Turnaround for digital formats can be as last-minute as possible. 
 
Intangibles, however:
- Lana said we would hear LMLYLAW before the COTCC music video, but she never actually said the video would come before the album. In fact, she also said she was excited to “finish up” the video for us, and to finish something up means that the time between filming the video and us seeing it would be pretty quick. Someone on here said that BRTHR finished Selena Gomez’s video in 12 days! 
 
While the way she worded it made it seem like both are coming before the album, it’s possible she’s just releasing LMLYLAW the day before the album as a single for buzz, like how LA Who Am I To Love You was released separately the day before Violet came out digitally. 
 
She pretty much knows there is a lot of vagueness surrounding the date, and she has evidently cleared that vagueness up in the past; but yesterday she was quite coy and never actually confirmed or denied anything. Part of it is just her charm, but the other part could be the fact that she wants to just keep this on the low 
 
 
I will say, however, I would not at all be surprised if none of this were to happen and the album would be released in the next little while. Just some food for thought for Team Delusional! 
 
 
 

Every single article says that the album is coming on september 5. People will be so confused and dissapointed  if we won't get anything this day. #TeamDelusional must be right or It won't make sense. Guys - She would have to say that the album is delayed if it is not going to be released. She didn't so I just stick to the officialy announced date. You are trying to be so smart and realistic but you are actually dumb. Realistically she'll be cancelled if She just lied to a thousands/millions of stans. Even the ppl like my mom are excited for the album on september 5. And what? I'll have to tell her that Lana is a Liar? She will be so dissapointed and won't be even hyped anymore. :/ We won't have nothing this week.  Lana needs to release at least a single.

This album is a suprise release but she gave us the date. She never scrapped the date but we think that It won't cum because we are soo smart and reaaliiisticcc (cocctober 30 is ready). It is almost september 3 and we have nothing but the album is a S U P R I S E. Maybe this is what she meant. She gave us the date but now FINALLY she is going to prove that we can trust her after the shit she have done to us with NFR (top of the year just because I want to release my poetry fking book first).
 
Ugh  I feel like I'm the king of #TeamDelusional/#YosemiteCult
Sorry for my english if im making mistakes.

Thank you for recognizing that “Team delulu” is actually team realistic and everyone else is just jumping to conclusions.

We are getting at least a single this week 

Every single article says that the album is coming on september 5. People will be so confused and dissapointed  if we won't get anything this day. #TeamDelusional must be right or It won't make sense. Guys - She would have to say that the album is delayed if it is not going to be released. She didn't so I just stick to the officialy announced date. You are trying to be so smart and realistic but you are actually dumb. Realistically she'll be cancelled if She just lied to a thousands/millions of stans. Even the ppl like my mom are excited for the album on september 5. And what? I'll have to tell her that Lana is a Liar? She will be so dissapointed and won't be even hyped anymore. :/ We won't have nothing this week.  Lana needs to release at least a single.

This album is a suprise release but she gave us the date. She never scrapped the date but we think that It won't cum because we are soo smart and reaaliiisticcc (cocctober 30 is ready). It is almost september 3 and we have nothing but the album is a S U P R I S E. Maybe this is what she meant. She gave us the date but now FINALLY she is going to prove that we can trust her after the shit she have done to us with NFR (top of the year just because I want to release my poetry fking book first).
 
Ugh  I feel like I'm the king of #TeamDelusional/#YosemiteCult
Sorry for my english if im making mistakes.

I’m losing hope, but remember that the only truthful info about the release date was announced by Lana (September 5th) and, even if on her latest ig post she didn’t confirm it again, the date is still the same

The way that Lana mentions Candle in the wind twice in cocc~ the Track nine and TJF

Every single article says that the album is coming on september 5. People will be so confused and dissapointed  if we won't get anything this day. #TeamDelusional must be right or It won't make sense. Guys - She would have to say that the album is delayed if it is not going to be released. She didn't so I just stick to the officialy announced date. You are trying to be so smart and realistic but you are actually dumb. Realistically she'll be cancelled if She just lied to a thousands/millions of stans. Even the ppl like my mom are excited for the album on september 5. And what? I'll have to tell her that Lana is a Liar? She will be so dissapointed and won't be even hyped anymore. :/ We won't have nothing this week.  Lana needs to release at least a single.

Lana has NEVER lied and I doubt that she would start lying now. 

RIGHT. She can't lie like that. It is so cheap... I wonder which calendar is she using if she didn't mean gregorian one.

RIGHT. She can't lie like that. It is so cheap... I wonder which calendar is she using if she didn't mean gregorian one.

Every single article says that the album is coming on september 5. People will be so confused and dissapointed  if we won't get anything this day. #TeamDelusional must be right or It won't make sense. Guys - She would have to say that the album is delayed if it is not going to be released. She didn't so I just stick to the officialy announced date. You are trying to be so smart and realistic but you are actually dumb. Realistically she'll be cancelled if She just lied to a thousands/millions of stans. Even the ppl like my mom are excited for the album on september 5. And what? I'll have to tell her that Lana is a Liar? She will be so dissapointed and won't be even hyped anymore. :/ We won't have nothing this week.  Lana needs to release at least a single.

Every single article says that the album is coming on september 5. People will be so confused and dissapointed  if we won't get anything this day. #TeamDelusional must be right or It won't make sense. Guys - She would have to say that the album is delayed if it is not going to be released. She didn't so I just stick to the officialy announced date. You are trying to be so smart and realistic but you are actually dumb. Realistically she'll be cancelled if She just lied to a thousands/millions of stans. Even the ppl like my mom are excited for the album on september 5. And what? I'll have to tell her that Lana is a Liar? She will be so dissapointed and won't be even hyped anymore. :/ We won't have nothing this week.  Lana needs to release at least a single.

RIGHT. She can't lie like that. It is so cheap... I wonder which calendar is she using if she didn't mean gregorian one.