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Discussing how great HIAB will be and guessing what colour the vinyl will be, of course

allow me to submit some potential vinyl colors for consideration, by way of nail polish shades:

Was It All Just A Dream? did this album ever really exist? are we all part of a collective hallucination?

Baby Please Come Home NFR is baby. home is spotify.

Mystery...a nice, concise, one-word descriptor of the current weather conditions with regards to the subject of this thread

Haven't The Foggiest idea where the damn album is

Here Today, Aragon Tomorrow (an allusion to our collective hope of this album ever seeing the light of day)

I Just Can't Cope-acabana...a nice bright obnoxious yellow alluding to both the perpetual meltdowns in this thread and the tropical vacation we all so desperately need

and my personal favorite...

Don't Take Yosemite For Granite

Happiness is a crotch-fly???? scented undergarbs? Anal ?? ?  True kween of the gays, her rebirth 

Violet Bent (so far) Backwards (that her pants split) Over The Gr(ass)

torn leggings 

Lula Del Roe (to quote @LanaFlowers) confirmed

I was hoping you'd stop complaning about what she does, the album, her looks, her poetry, everything around her, but it's actually getting worse. I have lost the faith

 

Btw friendly reminder that she's not a toy and doesn't have to release an album because her fans harass her

is it really harassment though? i don't think you can harass someone behind their back. we're not talking to her, we're talking to one another. i understand what you're getting at (although i disagree), but i don't see how discussions on a forum are harassment

btw i still think there are lines that shouldn't be crossed, like that whole thing a few pages back about how "her ears are placed wrong" or some shit, but i don't see an issue with venting about the lack of info 

(and isn't it better that we do it here than in her instagram comments or twitter mentions? because i can see how that could be argued as harassment, although again i don't necessarily agree)

she's so pretty when she isn't at homophobic churches

i feel like we are living in some kind of fucked up parallel universe. i swear this bitch is gonna drive me to drink myself into oblivion, or at least get so drunk that i stumble back into the normal dimension, clown makeup intact

I just came back from the Fashion Spot forum. I'm not sure if it's allowed in here to post a link from another forum but anyway - they are ripping Lana and Steven into shreds over there. They hate the cover, the styling, etc. 

 

One example:

 

"Steven Klein should be banned for this. 

OMG It's so terrible that I can't even describe

And lana del rey should release a new album Immediately to apologize for that terrible cover" 

 

"This is an improvement considering how she looks and dresses in her real life. "

man they pull no punches lmao

what

um i think he was very clear. babygirl don't play hella fluid daddy canceled. duh. what's so hard to understand about that? 

like i'm a bond girl or some shit...sad and sexy and angry and badass

bel air?

Lula Del Roe

i genuinely choked

Where is this comment from? That’s the only way to know the context

ben commenting on his own post lol

god you would literally pick an argument with a tree 

amen

https://www.instagram.com/p/ByLrvTLB3aM/?igshid=11graoqnssw04

 

“It’s going to be a good year... album(s) coming too” b*n in the comments

 

Lana liked this so it’s coming I guess..

i refuse to get my hopes up only for it to be about dual liposuction

 

Ben looks good here 

his best angle, truly

He knows where she lives?

I know LAPD has been contacted but has anyone tried the South African police? He posted his address; he lives in Pretoria. 

ooh i found an email address for his local police station, i might try that

https://www.loveshackfancy.com/collections/dresses/products/karen-dress-sweet-cream

i seriously want her dress

It's bc Steven Klein's gay that she's trolling him too, consistent-when-she-wants-kween 

lana del homophobe confirmed

i’m dead

i have a screen recording of his whole account, if it's ever necessary

Girlies, what should we do to celebrate when we reach 2000 pages of pure speculation?

storm jackoff's studio en masse and steal the files. power to the people. seize the means of production. vive la revolution.

The Paradise one is fucking Gooooood I'd use that

I love this! <3

thanks you guys!

What album, sis? Have you got your hands on NFR? 

she means sayyestoheaven’s album lol

whatever happened to lizzy being her only god? hmmm?? hmmmmmmm??? riddle me THAT

You doing this makes me think you're at least in your sixties

 

Awesome if true

67, so i hear

all hail mary

i hope it was a prophetic dream and it turns into reality within the next 3 millennia