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Steven Klein cover coming
https://twitter.com/LanaDelRey/status/1103462836313907200

but what's really sad is that lana unironically thinks exactly like this 

me ten seconds ago:
 
ben and lana:

i commented on ben’s reply on his post about the poetry book being available worldwide. i hope fucking sees it and drags me to filth.

For anyone concerned about it not being worldwide, I'm sure it will be. I'm sure she made the comments about the SF store hinting that she is looking to do a signing at a bookshop. She acknowledged to these fans that she will send some to Argentina & Brazil - 

she's OBSESSED w that ugly ass edit
 
i hate it because i remember seeing a really beautiful one a few minutes after she posted the original pic, and i never understood why she went with this one lol

She's so cute x

"so im like" 
true valley girl attitude and Tesla entitled vocal, even tho she drives a cheap chevy truck, queen of contradiction 

How is she going to sell it for a dollar? Won't it cost more than that to produce? She's going to have to go back to living on bread and oranges 

Literally this makes me wanna unstan like WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING, IT'S LOOKING LIKE SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT FANS OUTSIDE OF THE U.S. OUR EVEN OUTSIDE OF CALI I'M FUCKING PRESSEDT

MONTHS

MONTHS

im actually happy about the book, a bit mad about not it being officially sent to bookstores WW but this means we're closer to getting an album. AND shes active on INSTA so im happy sadjlkfhlksadj

why did she comment under her own post "thats cute" , like she wasnt replying to anybody ?? I guess she truly loves enjoying seeing us dying because only wheat grass smoothie drinker will be able to get the book

Wait is she fucking serious

now THIS is when we make her go live on her story. She's clearly active in her comments.

she's sending books to other countries too, plus its gonna cost 1$USD askdljfhaklsjh

'MY THOUGHTS ARE PRICELESS" IM DEAD

Next thing she's going to do is scrap the album and pretend it never existed

love how the insta stans are on their knees and sending heart emojis while us lanaboard stands are gonna go on a rampage.
 
i have never been mad at lana for a n y t h i n g. but THIS, this is where i draw the line. lemme just fly out to cali real quick. (in a “few months”). bYe.

not only is ben a terrible manager but he's also a fucking liar
worldwide release my ass
what the fuck

Literally this makes me wanna unstan like WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING, IT'S LOOKING LIKE SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT FANS OUTSIDE OF THE U.S. OUR EVEN OUTSIDE OF CALI I'M FUCKING PRESSEDT

Let's  P R A Y  that this means NFR is going to come out before the book, or at least around the same time

she really is having a blast rn on instagram comments

If she doesn’t release the goddamn album soon idk what I’ll do, but it sure won’t be good