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I still haven’t mentally processed that she married Swamp Man Idk it’s just too WEIRD I can’t imagine what they have in common like what do they TALK about

I guess it is, but not how you think All of this seems like an elaborate joke tbh

There's no way she didn't know She's about as chronically online as you could realistically be for someone in her position, it seems My mum was asking about all this and she's like "well she's beautiful, he isn't, but maybe he's a really nice person" and I was like

No one says this without actually posting the picture Attention seeking bullshit

Are Lana’s wedding photos the new Zodiac? Only time will tell I think she rly would sue for that tho

Annie always wears enough makeup to sink an airboat that has been comandeered by five large alligators Not that there’s anything wrong w that

Wait is the marriage only finalised after the licence is filed idk how these things work Lana you can still take it all back sis

Okay Jen definitely knows what’s up cos I don’t think she’s ever turned off comments before

Bingo And she has two choices: address it, or ignore it Picking fights with kids over stupid shit isn't it

It's never a good sign when she starts to get scrappy on socials though Some of her worst behaviour happens when she gets like this She just got MARRIED go be happy or something instead of blocking 15 year olds over something that happened ages ago wtf

Let's all get t-shirts that say LANA BLOCKED ME

I think I worry more about data breaches and identity theft than about normies knowing who I am, if that makes sense I was caught up in a data breach a few years ago and it was a NIGHTMARE to fix up Since then I've been super careful about what I put online Like I use fake birthdays n shit to sign up for online accounts but then I come on sites like Lanaboreds and post very detailed anecdotes about myself and my life When I went to Russia, they had FSB follow all the foreign workers. My work bestie was American and had worked at the Pentagon so I was spied on by association Photographed us taking our luggage off the belt at baggage claim and it just never stopped from there Followed us shopping and at restaurants They DEFINITELY were listening in on our phones cos they'd just magically turn up in places we'd only texted about (and in one case, spoke to us about smthn we'd only talked on the phone about) Tbh I thought it was pretty funny at the time Like I'm shopping for souvenir teddies and some guy is just sitting outside the shop bored af I wouldn't think it was funny if that was my whole life though I can understand why actual important and famous people get mad

I feel like Reddit, as a whole, is populated by a disproportionate amount of bored straight men and /lanadelrey is no exception Maybe I'm way off, but most of the crack in the screenshots is consistent with that "Woman marries man who isn't me, woman must be a man" is the unhinged cousin of "she won't go out with me so she must be a lesbian" It was the "lesser genders and races" comment for me

She has every right to be mad at the intrusion BUT I do wonder if the recent escalation in her "minding" is linked to him She must have some idea of his beliefs Any publicity = more publicity about him, and so I just wonder if this vehement anger is partially a result of her worrying about people finding out more about him I get that she either doesn't think he's problematic and/or thinks it's okay to overlook it, but she surely realises that everyone else won't. Especially after Sean. She must've realised there would be great interest in any wedding. As I said, it's not okay, and tbh these cctv stills make me really uncomfortable, but yeah

She could've done all of this minus the transphobic Trump-loving husband, though

Aka Lizzie? Do we think she's going by Lizzy again now or do we think this person is referencing cos they're a Lizzy stan Most Lizzy stans would still refer to her as Lana I would think Thank you for coming to my overanalysis on this fine Sunday morning

She can't even win for her very best work; she's not winning for this Not trying to be negative but it's true

If you were famous and there was an entire site with 20,000 of your fans on it, you'd definitely read it Or maybe I'm projecting because fuck yeah I would I'd also have an account and go out of my way to throw people off She's probably @bunoner or smthn

I have said this many times There's no way she doesn't read here Maybe not every day or whatever but there have been a few instances where we've been discussing smthn quite specific and then she's posted and answered our question or whatever

Okay I tried to Google translate but it's unintelligible so idk what your reply says, sorry

Do we think she'll turn the comments off when she posts him That to me would imply that she knows he's problematic af

This sent me You're not wrong tho

Emily is right and she should say it

People in the replies getting her ass I hope she fights us tbh idgaf ETA: I'm talking bout him in general Obviously the invasive stalky behaviour is disgusting