mkultraviolence

i really hope one day this thread gets published as a book

Y'all remember that day when someone in this thread kept talking about how Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain? I feel like that was rock bottom for the wait for this album

What ever happened to that  "$1 poetry book" ? she said she wanted to release it before NFR
 
If NFR is coming late summer/early autumn, Violets bent ass backwards should be arriving soon, right?

sorry ot but paradise has been taken off of itunes :/
 
but anyways if yall think we r getting merch this era i have to laugh... maybe after the album she will find time to do some but idk sis cant even do a mv outside of an iphone for this era i cant imagine her doing merch

I mean, it was a "gut feeling"...

god I just want the FUCKING ALBUM

Yeah I keep thinking about how she said the book would come first so it doesn’t seem realistic to have nfr news until the book comes. Then again can we really trust that anything will actually go how she said it will at this point? I know people think that because she said 2 months, it’ll actually be 2 months & I hope that’s true but those of us who know her too well already know 2 months can turn into 4,6 or 8 months very quickly. That’s why my excitement when she said the 2 month thing was barely there, I’ll believe it when the album is already in my library

Her schedule is kinda unknown at the moment. There's the July 6 show in Poland and she just finished two shows in Europe. I wonder if she's still there. Plus July 4 is coming... Don't know if she'll fly back to the US to celebrate (seems unlikely though). 
So, she's busy and not home. I don't remember that she ever announced something album related when she wasn't in L.A. ... My expectations aren't high for an announcement before next week, to be honest. 
 

We get ready, we get all hyped up
To get nothing in particular
March twenty-ninth or June twenty-first
Doesn't matter 'cos this era's the worst

Look at you clowns with your circus music
Refreshin' Lana's insta while snoozin'
You're part of the past and you'll never be the future
NFR era can be very confusing
 
It's enough just to make you unstan, unstan, unstan
Sometimes, it's enough just to make you unstan 

Welcome to HistoryBoards!

Clearly, you need to see this graph, which pertains to the levels of terrible and awfulness surrounding the false release dates.
 
The terrible and awfulness peaked on March 29 and June 21 respectively, and is expected to peak again 2 months minus 2 weeks from now.
 

NFR will only be available on encrypted floppy disks scattered among LA. There will be exactly eight copies, all labelled "cha cha matcha" written in pink glitter pen on the sticker. The plan was to make more copies but Lana got tired between doing that and hand binding her poetry books. The way to access the files is leaked three years later by the Tumblr blog that leaked a bunch of songs recently. The files are found to be only in 128kbps.

If anything were coming tomorrow the NZ stans would already have it

plot twist: NFR won’t be available in vinyl

the NFR vinyl will be mustard yellow 

This US/Brit talk is making me think of a Brit version of Lana with a gap tooth and releasing an album called Margaret Fucking Thatcher

it's how you say it, july 1st 2019 = 7/1/2019. boom

this is so sad

Synesthesia? LMAO
 
How does yours make any sense? Like, everyone else does smallest unit to largest (dd/mm/yy).
 
Make it make sense.

Yes we can it’s green

It’s because Jack made Lana use a stronger password that wasn’t 123sugardaddy

Guhrl, u said “euthanasia” thats when you kill old ppl